Hmmmm... a world without my jokes? How could you even think such a thing!Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>And what would life be without your jokes...i dare not go there</STRONG>
Funny things to do at a movie theatre
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>You see, I always bring an extra fish, in case of noise in the theatre...
What you do with your fish is YOUR business! Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Watch a movie, don't buy popcorn, don't buy a drink and don't buy any ice cream* some kids in PG's need to be taught these lessons. I wish kids would learn to appreciate a movie, why go to watch it if you are going to act like an ass all the time
*Whose idea was it to have Ice Cream at a movie? I mean where is the connection?
[ 08-13-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
*Whose idea was it to have Ice Cream at a movie? I mean where is the connection?
[ 08-13-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
So that was you!?!!!Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>Here's one :
Watch the movie alone - preferably comedy or horror, try to get yourself the center seat. In the middle of the film scream this real loud : "Ooooooohhhh Yesssss.....Godddd Yessssss!!!!! Mooooreee !!!! That's it Yesssss !" And finally moan real loud !</STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
In the end, they're all the sameOriginally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>ROFLMAOC I think it was recommend by Ubik.....Ermmm maybe Grunty or maybe Waverly.........</STRONG>
Oooh, that's gonna get some flames
Well, I was feeling a bit cold so Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Maybe that's the ideaOriginally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Careful Veh, Grunty is gonna set his Pantless Marines on you... Again...
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