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Forget it buddy, we are watching Desperado with goddes Salmita. Then we watch From dusk till down with vampire Salmita. Then we watch Dogma with muse Image Salmita. Then we watch an early days hardcore with (guess who?) Salmita.
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There's teeth marks on this bra Image

<Waver cuts one cup out of the massive under-garmet and affixes it to the balloon launcher> Ah. American engineering at it's finest. Aim for the door, next person in or out puts on a wet T-shirt show Image
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@Melosh: get her to come outside. I have a fix on the door...oh and bring a camera Image
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Crikeys, can't even watch a decent program after a hard day's work. *sigh*

Be right back... have to drain the monkey... Image


Ok... now, I say we watch something entertaining... who is this sanita or whatever person? Image
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Who wants to run this film off to the 1 hour developer? I think I have a blue ribbon photo Image
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Salma Hayek: Mexican actress-singer-bombshell. One of the sexiest women on the planet.
Starred in:
Desperado
Wild Wild West (yuck!)
From dusk til down
Dogma
And many others Image
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Oh right Salma... right... mucho comprendae' Image

Still, I much prefer Alicia Silverstone.... or Drew Barrymore....*happy sigh*

Can we watch something with Alicia in it next then?
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
Oh right Salma... right... mucho comprendae' Image

Still, I much prefer Alicia Silverstone.... or Drew Barrymore....*happy sigh*

Can we watch something with Alicia in it next then?
Ohmnigosh, what a BAD taste in women... Image Image Image
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I'm sorry, perhaps I didn't say it clearly enough!!! ALICIA SILVERSTONE!!!!!!! COME ON!!! Image She's a Fox! Image

She's the kinda girl that makes you want to drop to your knees and thank god your a man! Image
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Bump
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Other sexy women:

Aishwarya Rai; Sushmita Sen; Sonali Bendre; Shabnam Majeed; Rani Mukherjee; Shilpa Shetty; Urmila Matondkar; some more curry-girls and ....Denise Richards ! :D :D
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Ye gods man! Why did you bring this topic up again? :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

An interesting place this board has become since, I'll give it that ;)
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Originally posted by Ubik:
<STRONG>Salma Hayek: Mexican actress-singer-bombshell. One of the sexiest women on the planet.
Starred in:
Desperado
Wild Wild West (yuck!)
From dusk til down
Dogma
And many others Image </STRONG>
HMMMMM..........SALMA !!! YEAH !!! Sassy !!! Saxay !!! :D
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i would like to jion the club- my wife has been driving me CRAZY!!!! :mad: so you can chalk leedogg as a woman hater. :p
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LeeDogg, How long have you been home?
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@ Lee I'll chalk it up and smack ya with a pool cue :mad: Woman hater?!? I'm a woman!
j/k :D :D :p :p I had to give you something to think about :)
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:eek: I'm leaving this thread. :eek: :D
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Why DP? You want me to pick on you too? :D :p :D
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