Already got James Cameron on-board

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:31 am

OK, boys and girls, here is the updated version of the cast for our film.

Antonio Banderas as Ubik
Tom Hanks as Weasel
Brad Pit as Mr Sleep
Anthony Hopkins as Anatres
Jim Carrey as Gruntboy
Jim Carrey as ms Sleep
Anna Paquin as Chrissy
(you know any well known young and kinda looking intellectual Japanese actress???) as Minerva
Hugh Jackman as Waverly
Jason Biggs (american pie) as Melosh tar
Samuel Jackson Omar

Any other who want to join the cast? And any suggestions about the title?

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You are all... Weasels!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:32 am

Yeah you could be the forgotten man/sheep who attacks people who ignore him

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:33 am

Originally posted by Weasel:
The fellow who played Darth Maul as Weasel

(Yea if I could jump around like that fellow...I would conquer the world. )

nope Weasel, Tom Hanks REALLY wants your role. He senses another uncle Oscar coming

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You are all... Weasels!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:34 am

The Spam Killer : Revenge of the Sheep

Squeal Sheepy

And what are those wellies for?

[This message has been edited by Mr Sleep (edited 03-07-2001).]

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:38 am

Originally posted by Ubik:

nope Weasel, Tom Hanks REALLY wants your role. He senses another uncle Oscar coming

LMAO.....ok

BlackSheep · Post by **BlackSheep** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:40 am

Great idea i will be the main actor!!!

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Baaaaaaad luck!!!

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:41 am

I think we should make a slight change to the script. It is not one but TWO serial killers. I shall explain:

Brief summary:

- The guy A (let's call him "Omar") spams around in gamebanshee, indicating his twisted thoughts.
a newcomer comes in (guy B, let's call him Blacksheep) and they get involved in some way (common interests they share? like love for sheep? dunno, something like that) then they both get crazy and start locating the spammer-fellows from the SYM forum (one of those two becomes moderator so they locate the IP then there is some hacking involved - you know the way those things occur) then they trace them down and kill them one by one in some really horibble ways.

Any other suggestions?

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You are all... Weasels!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:41 am

Yeah we can give him an Oscar for acting **** and being in an awful movie and still seeming nice and pleasent.

PS i hate the guy!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:43 am

They have to have a sexual angle

Oh pass the virtual vasiline

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:44 am

Got to be Blackmail Pictures

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:49 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
They have to have a sexual angle

Oh pass the virtual vasiline

Actually, I imagine this a triangle...

he, he and the sheep

LMGDFAOTIH

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You are all... Weasels!

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:51 am

now... how did this happen???

[This message has been edited by Ubik (edited 03-07-2001).]

BlackSheep · Post by **BlackSheep** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:59 am

Originally posted by Melosh-tar:
Mike Meyers as Flagg. (He could be Dr. Evil)

or miny me

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Baaaaaaad luck!!!

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 7:03 am

We should cast

Salma Hayek (she could act as... let's say... my wife

)
Liz Hurley (find the lady a role!)

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You are all... Weasels!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 7:08 am

@Ubik: Can I have retractable admantite claws?

BlackSheep · Post by **BlackSheep** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 7:12 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
@Ubik: Can I have retractable admantite claws?

and I will need shortsword of backstabing

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Baaaaaaad luck!!!