Have you seen my husband?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 7:58 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:

Was it discovered who my wife was or was it just that plastic doll brought to life through some wied voodoo ritual.

Your wife Mrs.Gruntboy....I mean

Mrs.Sleep is BOOM

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 4:41 am

Waverly, I get all the help I need from the nice doctors who watch me thru the small window of my padded cell.

Knew you'd like it

I think the owner is Ubik

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 8:27 am

Head and torso, *snicker*, Gruntboy you become more worrying at every turn, it was probably you who asked that question, go on admit it!

Keep it clean...... i don't know what you mean

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 8:58 am

Indeed. At least I didn't ask about buying clothes for my doll

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 9:01 am

Please tell me you and Ubik aren't sharing the same doll

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 9:28 am

Heh, have you read the FAQ Waverly? Some of the questions are a hoot. Like, "Can I buy a used doll cheap?" Eeewwwww! And "How is it delivered?", Answer "In a box sealed with a unique combination" - Imagine the delivery guy...

Delivery man: "Hmm, whats in here? Oh, its a lifelike doll. Maybe I should give it a whirl before I deliver it..."

Owner: "NO! My doll has been violated!"

You can wash them quickly too.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 9:31 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
You can wash them quickly too.

Thank God for small miracles

ROTF

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:03 am

You ****heads, you spam-monkeys you bleeding horses arses you, you ...you...

ahhh.... that feels good

Now, where is that doll? Don't let Seabass go any near it, he may hurt it with his magical flying dildos

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I would be #1 but I have a)to work a bit
b)a wife to take care of

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:04 am

Originally posted by Ubik:
You ****heads, you spam-monkeys you bleeding horses arses you, you ...you...

Doc Waverly's diagnosis: Transference

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:17 am

No dildo-danger, apparently *these* dolls are tear resistant, can stretch up to 400% AND can be repaired (you get a kit...)

If that doesn't convince you to rush out and buy one, you don't have a pulse.

ROFL

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:20 am

$10US for the first person to get a polaroid of GB driving his 'latex lady' around town.

She doesn't eat much when they go out to eat, but he can always put sausage in her mouth

[happy with the filth content yet, GB?]

[This message has been edited by Waverly (edited 02-06-2001).]

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:21 am

LMAO

Le Grunt, you seem to know EVERYTHING there is to be known about them dolls... Hey, now I get it... That is why you are allways at the top with your "gf" (

)...

How could a doll be at top???

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I would be #1 but I have a)to work a bit
b)a wife to take care of

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:23 am

No, its my business actually. I just saw a gullible market here and new I could sell.

Although I have personally tested my products

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:28 am

Repeatedly I bet

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I would be #1 but I have a)to work a bit
b)a wife to take care of

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:33 am

New product from GB: US Marine Doll. Real working bayonet

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:35 am

I was watching a show on Bravo where they said something about 5 holes and i was thinking wheres the fifth..... oh i get it

It's kind of like when they say 5 door cars

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FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:40 am

A haiku:

Look inside my doll
Hold the lamp and spread the legs
Oh no, she's melted

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:51 am

They can withstand 1000 celcius too Foul

ROFLMAO

This looks so suspicous of me, I have all the answers

Waverly: the don't do males

LOL

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jun 26, 2001 5:37 am

Do you think this might violate some of the forum rules?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Tue Jun 26, 2001 5:45 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Do you think this might violate some of the forum rules? </STRONG>

I'm sure it does.

Eehh - what might violate the forum rules???