Have you seen my husband?

Mrs Sleep · Post by **Mrs Sleep** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 9:49 am

Hello, Mrs Sleep here. My husband hasn't been home for some weeks now. Has anyone seen him? I'm terribly worried, especially since he is only 18 (I know its a bit young for marriage but we're meant for each other).

I hope you can help me. Thanks.

Slyweasel · Post by **Slyweasel** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 9:56 am

No Mrs.Sleep I have not seen Mr.Sleep.

------------------
This is the Truth as I know it.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 9:57 am

I see you waited a whole seven minutes to answer yourself. I admire your self control

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 9:59 am

How many personalities inhabit your cranium now weasel? It must be awfully crowded in there

I wish I could help Mrs S but Mr S hasn't been here for a while. When was the last time anyone saw him?

Slyweasel · Post by **Slyweasel** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:00 am

No it wasn't me this time...Le Grunt is where I would put my money..

------------------
This is the Truth as I know it.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:06 am

It ain't Weasel? Ok, then it is Le Grunt!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:12 am

Something to think about...Mr.Sleep cannot post over the weekend....Le Grunt didn't post this weekend...

I'm I the only one with a split personality???

------------------
"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 11:38 am

Yes you're right, I rarely post over the weekend. And only nights when my girl isn't with me (that's a different kind of 'post'

). Me and sleep do the same hours and knock off about the same time.

Now if I posted weekdays and sleep on the weekend *that* would be a convincing argument!

BTW I ain't gonna deny it 'cos you f'ers won't believe me anyway. Poor Mrs S, existence denied. PS I think its Waverly, you sick f***

[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 01-30-2001).]

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 11:45 am

I will say it again, Waverly es inocente

. BTW I think GB's also Omar.

[This message has been edited by Waverly (edited 01-30-2001).]

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 11:57 am

Protesting you innocence eh? Didn't you know you had the right to remain silent?

Omar is a dirty bottom sniffer (

) and a commiter of atrocities.

I only commit atrocities. Oh yes and bathe with the marine corps.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:05 pm

Hmmm, who's good at checking IP adresses?

fallout · Post by **fallout** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:09 pm

I think we have to force Buck Satan to revail IP adress before Paranoia cover the forum.
We want IPs

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:10 pm

It was Le Grunt in the bathroom with the probe.

------------------
"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:16 pm

LOL. Weasel, in the back, with a knife.

Fallout, I had a friend we called IP becasue he was 'Incontinent Phil' (not the Phil who hangs around here though

). Heh heh.

------------------
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death,
I shall fear no evil... because I am the meanest m***** f***** in the valley.

fallout · Post by **fallout** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:28 pm

Noooo. How can i remeber the way to edit my post while i am int. drained.

This is your fault Weasel.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:33 pm

@Fallout....I would help but I seem to have a knife stuck in my back...

------------------
"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 12:34 pm

nice sig Le Grunt...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 5:53 am

Maurice please check the IP to see who is Mrs.Sleep.

------------------
"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:07 am

I think Chrissy is Mrs Sleep.

After all, she has Mr Sleep tied up. Who else woud Mr Sleep *let* tie him up?