fruit of the loom

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 10:35 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Dont' listen to Gwally *Gives Gwally a quick hug to calm him down*

Now, I dont' know what they plan to do, as I admit *blush* I don't understand most of this thread... But I'm sure it's a pleasant experience.

('course that's what they tell the family dog when they take it to the vet)

Besides there are several of you here, are you really afraid of just two women? Come on, where's that male spirit?? Where's that tiny voice in your head telling you you're superior and women should be in the kitchen cooking??
*winks* I'm sure strong, smart men such as yourselves can handle two little women.

ROFL!!! Viv

I think it's the handling part that has them concerned.......

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 10:36 am

@ Ysh.... I am glad I have justified your faith in me.

@ Gwally....uh, no

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 11:09 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
Would that be a Y-front?

LOL! *giggle*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 3:52 pm

@BS - your faith is...erm...flattering

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 4:45 pm

Originally posted by Vivien:
Gwally: Do these little voices ever tell you to do things?
*wonders if she can turn this to her advantage*

Yes. See my recent post in the DF story thread for an embarrassing example....

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 6:14 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
Yes. See my recent post in the DF story thread for an embarrassing example....

Actually Gwalchmai, you did a nice job. You almost out did yourself with that one.

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 7:57 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench:
ROFL!!! Viv
I think it's the handling part that has them concerned.......

*carrying a large pair of curved velvet-encased tongs in each hand*

Concerned? Wrong verb...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 10:35 pm

Originally posted by thantor3:
*carrying a large pair of curved velvet-encased tongs in each hand*

Concerned? Wrong verb...

Um...."velvet-encased tongs".....I don't think I want to know......

Erm......"intimidated" perhaps?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 10:53 pm

Do I want to know what's going on in here?

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 11:01 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench:
Um...."velvet-encased tongs".....I don't think I want to know......

Erm......"intimidated" perhaps?

How come Thantor gets the velvet treatment??

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 10:54 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
All the tiny voice in my head ever says is "Worship women. They own you. They are superior. Get used to it."

Uh, Gwally, I know they might seem like figments of your imagination, but DW, Viv and Ysh are real, not in your head...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 10:55 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Do I want to know what's going on in here?

I would say emphatically no

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 11:41 am

Message to all men lurking in this thread:

Yes, you can trust these women with you life, but not with certain important parts of your anatomy. They plan to “tie ‘em in a knot” and “tie ‘em in a bow” and if you’re not careful, you might find ‘em “slung over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier”

As for other important parts.... they’re talking skewers, chili sauce, and BBQ. I would keep your cod piece firmly in place if I were you....

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 11:59 am

@Gwally - and I thought we were being subtle!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 12:22 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
Yes, you can trust these women with you life, but not with certain important parts of your anatomy. They plan to “tie ‘em in a knot” and “tie ‘em in a bow” and if you’re not careful, you might find ‘em “slung over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier”

How did you know mine could be slung over my shoulder

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 2:00 pm

Posted by McBane -

How did you know mine could be slung over my shoulder

They can be slung anywhere if detached

CM · Post by CM » Wed Dec 19, 2001 2:36 pm

I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
But i do say that you darkflames should be cooking for your man!!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 2:45 pm

Originally posted by Fas:
I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
But i do say that you darkflames should be cooking for your man!!

*turns up grill to high heat and advances upon Fas BBQ sauce at the ready*

[ 12-19-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 2:50 pm

DW and Ysh, I completely support any action you take against Fas, and will not stand in your way

I'll be here in case he tries to eat any more kittens

CM · Post by CM » Wed Dec 19, 2001 2:51 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench:

*turns up grill to high heat and advances upon Fas BBQ sauce at the ready*

[ 12-19-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

I said cooking for your man.
Not cooking your man!

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