Declare yourselves..............

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 8:09 am

I had hoped that we could reach an agreement with this new COMM faction, however, it has become apparent that the leadership of the COMM is bent on the destruction of the Lurkers, not merely the Spammers. They fear the knowledge that my people possess.

So it is with heavy heart that I declare myself and my people with the Spammers. I had hoped to remain neutral, but this was not to be.

The great spy network known as the Lurkers has been mobilized.

May the Gods smile upon us all

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 8:46 am

Bhaa - you can declare "your people" (if you by that referes to lurkers) to nothing.
I've never accepted a "lords of lurkers" so you have no juristiction over lurkers
(Just like in Monthy Phyton, Holy Grail, that Arthur had no right to rule the people because some wet woman threw a sword at him - this is the same

)

I, a "posting lurker", will remain as such and no faction has cause me to shift in the past and no faction will cause anything now or in the future

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 9:03 am

I, Mr Sleep am a spamerator, i do not fit into any of your categories, i am a gestalt entity that lives outside the bounds of your capatalist oppression, non-compartmentalisation is my method, follow me if you dare!

Delacroix · Post by **Delacroix** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 9:24 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
I had hoped that we could reach an agreement with this new COMM faction, however, it has become apparent that the leadership of the COMM is bent on the destruction of the Lurkers, not merely the Spammers. They fear the knowledge that my people possess.

So it is with heavy heart that I declare myself and my people with the Spammers. I had hoped to remain neutral, but this was not to be.

The great spy network known as the Lurkers has been mobilized.

May the Gods smile upon us all

I agree with you.
We must be united to face this new Spamer wave called comunication.
The great comm prophet is in fact an old spammer. They are putting masks to corrupt us.
We must perceive that this Comm wave is nothing more than a well masked Spam.
They are neo-spamers.
Their proceedment is cruel. They infect the brains of new members. Addiction! . For a few they don't catch me.
They say that the Comm is a inreversable process. That there is no other way. Blasphem!
There is other way! We must be strong to choose it!

We must use our greatest weapon. The PM. Private Mensage. To keep the Forum clean.

We have no representation. The majority of the moderators are all Evil Spamers.
We must elect our leader.

"Lurkers do Mundo, uni-vos!"
"Lurkers of the World, Unite yourselfs!"
(Lurker Maniphest)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 9:54 am

I, a "posting lurker", will remain as such and no faction has cause me to shift in the past and no faction will cause anything now or in the future

I have truckloads of beer, and a handfull of lifetime passes to several strip clubs.

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 10:14 am

Buddy! Blood, you the man!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 10:19 am

A thread full of Heathens!!!

But will I allow them to dance on my soon to be victory?? Dance heathens..dance!!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 10:33 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
I have truckloads of beer, and a handfull of lifetime passes to several strip clubs.

A "pragmatic capitalistic posting lurker" such as myself is always for sale, of course I can not promise anything

Of course I need the merchandise up front - so hand it over.

[ 11-05-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 11:13 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
I have truckloads of beer, and a handfull of lifetime passes to several strip clubs.

I can't believe that you would stoop that low. But, there is nothing in the rule book saying I can't have a beer and communicate.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 11:21 am

you have no idea how low I would stoop.

Hands Xan the keys to a truck full of beer.

There is more where that came from

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 11:59 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
you have no idea how low I would stoop.

Hands Xan the keys to a truck full of beer.

There is more where that came from

No no no - no "virtuel" stuff, I want real stuff, gimme gimme gimme gimme or I'll sue you for deciving me

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 12:07 pm

Sue away, I have nothing of value

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 12:11 pm

The COMM's don't make promises they cannot keep.

Don't be swayed to the dark side...join the COMM's Xandax.

Originally posted by Xandax:

No no no - no "virtuel" stuff, I want real stuff, gimme gimme gimme gimme or I'll sue you for deciving me

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Sue away, I have nothing of value

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:07 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Sue away, I have nothing of value

See the proof is out there, spamming is valueless. There is value in communication.

CM · Post by CM » Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:16 pm

Spamming is the dark.
Commincating is the light.
Reveal yourself to the light!

I am a commuincator!
Plus i plan on owning a nokia one as well!

[ 11-05-2001: Message edited by: Fas ]

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:19 pm

I gave up worldly possessions in my pursuit of enlightenment

Word · Post by **Word** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:41 pm

i'm the representive of the WORD coaliation (being only one at the moment), our philosophy is "not to care about this conflict until you beat each other sensless and I laugh as you have lost all your power and we have over taken you all."
(I'm looking for members)

[ 11-05-2001: Message edited by: Word ]

CM · Post by CM » Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:43 pm

Originally posted by Word:
i'm the representive of the WORD coaliation (being only one at the moment), our philosophy is "not to care about this conflict until you beat each oter sensless and I laugh as you have lost all your power and we have over taken you all."
(I'm looking for members)

You will have to deal with the communicators after we have won this conflict.
Just join us, it is far easier and less of a bother for you!

Lazarus · Post by **Lazarus** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 2:19 pm

This reminds me of picking teams back in my old school days!

I wanna be on Weasel's team!!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:26 pm

As the current lord of the Spammers, I openly welcome the lurkers to our side to battle the rodent ways of the Weasel and his COMM's!