The Saga of The Cults:Part I

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Nov 06, 2001 10:22 am

Originally posted by Fas:
Lazarus and Nippy have you guys got your communicators yet???
It not i will get some for you guys.

I need a communicator!!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:11 pm

Here you are ! *KidD hands over a Nokia Communicator cellphone*

CM · Post by CM » Tue Nov 06, 2001 3:32 pm

Originally posted by KidD01:
Here you are ! *KidD hands over a Nokia Communicator cellphone*

Hey we got another communicator in the ranks.

Do you have a nokia kid01?

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Nov 06, 2001 5:24 pm

Originally posted by Nippy:

Indeed! Well seeing as the spammers have forgotten me I will join the communicators. My sword lies at your feet Weasel, use it well...

Brother Nippy! Welcome and most heartfelt welcome! Of course the spammers have forgotten you. It is their nature to spam and forget, spam and forget ...

Such is not the way of Communication. We hear your voice, and we seek to know you.

Here, have a beer! Its a Paulaner - my own brew, and the best Germany has to offer.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Nov 06, 2001 6:05 pm

Does Weasel work for Nokia?

CM · Post by CM » Wed Nov 07, 2001 2:15 am

Nope he does not work for nokia.
At least i think not!
But we the disciples of communication get them for free.
So if you want join please do and get a free communicator with it.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 3:09 am

Originally posted by Fas:
A whole lot - that is why i am driving around in a Z3 roadster!.
You can get one also, just take the communication oath as follows:

Connecting people through communicators and communication!!

Ain't it grand???

COMMrade Fas! Assallahmullaikum. (sp?)

A Z3 Roadster?!!!

What about a Lamborg?

Anyway, the objective is to reach and connect people the fastest way...

... so I'd settle with a Stealth packed with the rest of the hi-tech COMM gizmos...

BTW, read that post of yours regarding the Jinns...

... scary stuff I say.

And so, to be COMMish (as proof of our vowed Creed) about it, do Muslims have rituals to purge evil spirits like we Catholics do?

[ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 6:23 am

Originally posted by Nippy:
I need a communicator!!

Welcome to the ranks.You'll have free communication at selected beaches,in the summer.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 6:55 am

Does COMMUNICATION = SCIENTOLOGY?
Does LURKING = SCIENTOLOGY?
Does SPAMMING = SCIENTOLOGY?

from the Scientology website
"The primary means by which the basic truths of Scientology are applied to the rehabilitation of the human spirit is called auditing. It is the central practice of Scientology, and it is delivered by an auditor, from the Latin audire, “one who listens.”

An auditor does not engage in some vague form of mental exploration, nor does an auditor offer solutions, advice or evaluation. One of the fundamental principles of the Scientology faith is the truism that an individual can improve his conditions only if he is allowed to find his own answers to life's problems. Scientology auditors help individuals to accomplish this goal by guiding them to examine their existence through a carefully structured series of steps that Mr. Hubbard developed. By following this gradient process, individuals can thereby improve their ability to face what they are and where they are -- peeling away the layers of experience that have weighed so heavily upon them.

Auditing, then, is not something that is done to a person. Its benefits can be achieved only through active participation and good COMMUNICATION."

CM · Post by CM » Wed Nov 07, 2001 7:08 am

Originally posted by Maharlika:
COMMrade Fas! Assallahmullaikum. (sp?)

Hey pretty good on the spelling.
Ma salama - arabic for walk in peace.
A standard reply to the greeting above.

A Z3 Roadster?!!!

What about a Lamborg?

Done where should it be delievered!

Anyway, the objective is to reach and connect people the fastest way...

... so I'd settle with a Stealth packed with the rest of the hi-tech COMM gizmos...

Done.
Plus there is a special sale on a spammer flaming machine gun, you might take it out for a trial run!

BTW, read that post of yours regarding the Jinns...

... scary stuff I say.

And so, to be COMMish (as proof of our vowed Creed) about it, do Muslims have rituals to purge evil spirits like we Catholics do?

I was 10 to 14 in that house.
I was scared alright.
Yes we do have rituals.
Once the Iman put some salt around the room to get rid of them.
It pissed them off bad.
Me and my sis had come home from school to see my mom, my dad - who was supposed to be at work, and the cook, and 2 other people, sorting out the room.
The cupboards were empty, the desks up side down and the bed was in one weird position.
That is when i moved out of the room - we - me and my sis - weren't told what happened until we got back to pakistan.
I will never set foot in that house ever again.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 7:48 am

@Voodoo: So, what do you think? Ready to embrace the light?

@COMMrade Fas: The anti-spammer m-gun is a necessity. Its bullets are specially designed to make spammers see the light, do the dance of joy

and become well ordained COMMs.

Master Weasel is such a genius in coming up with this stuff.

After conversion they are to enjoy their new found state under the auspices of the Grand Master of Paulaner himself, Der Moench at his Kloister-Sancto Sanctorium.

Of course NCT would be there for the necessary debriefing of the recruits.

You my friend, as the COMMs' J-4 (logistics) would give them further boost by supplying our new COMMrades with those techies (hey, thanks for the Lamborg *tears in his eyes*!).

Did I forget anyone? Sorry about that, the wondrous shine in my new Lamborg is making me starstruck

[ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Nov 07, 2001 8:53 am

Originally posted by Fas:
Hey we got another communicator in the ranks.
Do you have a nokia kid01?

Nay I ain't a Nokia fans, laddy. I'm a Siemens follower

And I definately ain't a communicator, I'm a free man !

CM · Post by CM » Wed Nov 07, 2001 10:21 am

Originally posted by Maharlika:
@Voodoo: So, what do you think? Ready to embrace the light?

@COMMrade Fas: The anti-spammer m-gun is a necessity. Its bullets are specially designed to make spammers see the light, do the dance of joy and become well ordained COMMs.

Master Weasel is such a genius in coming up with this stuff.

After conversion they are to enjoy their new found state under the auspices of the Grand Master of Paulaner himself, Der Moench at his Kloister-Sancto Sanctorium.

Of course NCT would be there for the necessary debriefing of the recruits.

You my friend, as the COMMs' J-4 (logistics) would give them further boost by supplying our new COMMrades with those techies (hey, thanks for the Lamborg *tears in his eyes*!).

Did I forget anyone? Sorry about that, the wondrous shine in my new Lamborg is making me starstruck

[ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

That is a beauty of a gun.
I am working on a smaller versions in line with the Uzi.
It will be faster and lighter.

So we got beer, free cell phones and cars.
What else is there?
hmmm ladies....i will think of something along those lines!

Good to see you like the car, also as COMM's we get a free tune up for the next couple of years.
Just check with me if you need anything.

Kid01 we have all that any man needs.
What would you like?
I am from the Third World i can get anything you want!!

Just think of me as a chauvinistic Klinger!

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Thu Nov 08, 2001 1:14 am

Originally posted by KidD01:
Nay I ain't a Nokia fans, laddy. I'm a Siemens follower

And I definately ain't a communicator, I'm a free man !

Glad you made that point,'cause that's another difference with the other cults:We are all free men/women,thus we communicate!