The Saga of The Cults:Part I

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 4:56 am

The Galaxy shudders as the great fleets from the system of Communication prepare for the Assault on the planets supporting the Spammers and the colonies of Lurkers.
Weasel and his CC{communicating council}prepare the battle plans,with total anihilation in mind.DM is at the lab,preparing his chems and evil smelling brews.Allies are gathering and signals are sent to initiate hostilities.Onwards

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:11 am

My spammers and Sages will never let those communicating basterds to take over SYM... It's just not in the cards.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:59 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
My spammers and Sages will never let those communicating basterds to take over SYM... It's just not in the cards.

Definately not in the cards.IN THE LINES,THE WIRES THE SATELLITES THE MOBILES.Check your mirror.!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 7:47 am

In war, intelligence is vital, and there is no intelligence network more imposing than the Lurkers.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 8:06 am

Hmmmm...CONN. Council versus Spammers & Lurkers. Where the Flamers stands ? I wonder where Sleepy, Lainy and fable stands on this ?

Anyway who want to hire this lonewolf ?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 9:34 am

ARRRGGGHHH!!

I have a midlife crisis at 16, where do I stand!! Am I flamer or a communicator, someone needs to woo me over to their side, beer works well...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 10:34 am

Originally posted by NCT:
The Galaxy shudders as the great fleets from the system of Communication prepare for the Assault on the planets supporting the Spammers and the colonies of Lurkers.
Weasel and his CC{communicating council}prepare the battle plans,with total anihilation in mind.DM is at the lab,preparing his chems and evil smelling brews.Allies are gathering and signals are sent to initiate hostilities.Onwards

With tears in my eyes..I see the only way is...total anihilation. I still have hope some of the heathens can be converted...but my hopes die by the moment. I sit here in my new headquaters..(Barbie Doll Playhouse) and try to find a common ground with them....sadly...I cannot see any.

"To victory, or retreat"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 11:24 am

Is weasel saying he would welcome negotioation?

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 11:43 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Is weasel saying he would welcome negotioation?

How come I can't beleve I have just read "Weasel" and "negotioation" in the same sentence?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 11:55 am

Originally posted by Rob-hin:
How come I can't beleve I have just read "Weasel" and "negotioation" in the same sentence?

The only time you will see me..The Most Holy of the Holy Communicators talking about.."negotioation" is the surrender talks of the Spam Cult, Lurker Cult and the Dark Flamer Cult. I will be .."negotioation" their surrender to the COMM's.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 12:12 pm

You try to reason with a vile evil tyrant.....

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:04 pm

To have good communication, we are passing out free cellphones. With built in spam jammers.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:21 pm

Bribery will get you no where, I tried

CM · Post by CM » Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:25 pm

Communication is the key, esp if you have those cool nokia ones!

But the ranks are growing strong.
So far in a period of 1 day there have been 2 converts: me and aleldar.

Bloodstalker you ain't bribing you are getting the people drunk.
Watch a third worlder bribe these people!

We do it as a part of life!

[ 11-05-2001: Message edited by: Fas ]

Lazarus · Post by **Lazarus** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 2:24 pm

Well, I think every one of my posts have had the (entirely unintentional) result of giving fable a headache

(joke!)

I think that that makes me a communicator.

Do I win a prize for taking Weasel's side?

CM · Post by CM » Mon Nov 05, 2001 2:30 pm

You have seen the light.
Here have a nokia communicator.
The High Comm will be here soon.
Be ready!

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 2:54 pm

Originally posted by Lazarus:
Well, I think every one of my posts have had the (entirely unintentional) result of giving fable a headache (joke!)

I think that that makes me a communicator.

Do I win a prize for taking Weasel's side?

Probably get long winded posts from Fable.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:01 pm

I see the 'Cult' grows.

Bewarned....I see a new plot evolving...a plot code named: Operation HUG

I intercepted a coded message with these vile evil plans. They plan a attack far more subtle...an attack on the mind.

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:05 pm

Weasel, I just found out that the spammers are the ones who keep killing Kenny!@!!!!!! OMG

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:28 pm

We did no such thing!

*turns to his spammers*

I told you to clean that damne evidence up!