The Benefits of Insanity

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Sat Dec 08, 2001 5:42 pm

Let's see the benefits of insanity:

You know there are just not that many benefits to being sane.

Benefits of Insanity:

You can think about anything, and I mean anything.

Work is no longer a boring experience but a adventure in the "Great Beyond"

Traffic is no longer much of a problem, because now you can drive on the side of road and if there are pedestrians you get extra points for hitting them

You can't rule the world effectively without going insane, so why not start out insane in the first place.

You can get just as high being insane without taking drugs.

You do not believe in God, because you think you are God and thus perfect, so who could mess with perfection.

You are always right, so there is not any stress with being wrong.

People who are "sane" look at you uneasily and edge away.

And if you feel like, for example, standing outside some girl's window and stare eerily at her window every night, it's okay because well that's just you being nuts.

Oh yes the voices in your head are so much more interesting and less predictable also, you really have to watch out for the ones in your head.

The benefits of insanity are numerous, so why do people say what a great thing sanity is, seems to me what people should treasure is their not their sanity but their insanity.
So if you are feeling like going insane, go insane, you get all these benefits, going insane is like being Superman, nothing can touch you and the world is your oyster.

Any other benefits to insanity?

[ 12-08-2001: Message edited by: AbysmalNature ]

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Dec 08, 2001 6:16 pm

Originally posted by AbysmalNature:
You can think about anything, and I mean anything.

You can do that anyway

And if you feel like, for example, standing outside some girl's window and stare eerily at her window every night, it's okay because well that's just you being nuts.

Right... I hear high security mental hospitals are oh-so-much more comfortable than prisons...

FudD · Post by **FudD** » Sat Dec 08, 2001 6:34 pm

if your freak out in a reasturant...make a big insane deal outa the food...and it's free

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Dec 08, 2001 8:28 pm

Me done got some tug boats...

not thats insane....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Dec 08, 2001 9:52 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Me done got some tug boats...

not thats insane....

Ummmm, yes Aegis, whatever you say... Isn't it time for your medication?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Dec 08, 2001 10:54 pm

medi-what now?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Dec 08, 2001 11:07 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
medi-what now?

Don't you worry about it, just lie still until Bruno arrives for your treatment...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Dec 08, 2001 11:08 pm

If Bruno comes near me, I'll sick bubba on him!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 12:35 am

"We're all insane. It's what we do with that insanity that tags us as 'sane' or 'insane.'"~Me

Benefits of being insane:

If you make no sense, that's a good thing.

If you make sense, that's also a good thing because it means that you are sharing your insanity with those around you.

You can go out when it is 20°F outside wearing a miniskirt and it's okay because you're just that insane person.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 12:51 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
"We're all insane. It's what we do with that insanity that tags us as 'sane' or 'insane.'"~Me

Surely in that case, we're all sane as well

If you make sense, that's also a good thing because it means that you are sharing your insanity with those around you.

Ah, but if you make sense to those around you, wouldn't that make you sane?

"A madman is merely a minority of one."

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 12:55 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
If Bruno comes near me, I'll sick bubba on him!

Now now Aegis, you know what you get like when you don't get your treatment...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 1:01 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
Ah, but if you make sense to those around you, wouldn't that make you sane?

Only if you're actually sane. If they are as insane as you then they have a chance of understanding you.

"Sanity is the lack of insanity."

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 1:06 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Only if you're actually sane. If they are as insane as you then they have a chance of understanding you.

But how do you know that it's not you who is sane and everybody else who is insane?

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 8:34 am

I agree Georgi, A madman said to his friend all the world is crazy but you and I, and I have my doubts about you.

I am of the impression that everybody else is nuts but me, because everything else I do makes sense and everything else other people do doesn't make any sense.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 9:24 am

@Georgi: But I don't wanna take it! Bubba! go! Sick Bruno, and bring me his female commander! She needs a new Toga...

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 9:24 am

Your called craig, yes yes Mwa hahahaha, bwa ha ha ha

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 10:56 am

what? Your called Craig? Alright...

FudD · Post by **FudD** » Mon Dec 10, 2001 4:03 pm

benifits....

being able to give the one finger salute to other drivers on the road and not think twice about it

a legitimate justification to take my "medicine"

insanity?...it's my excuse for doing random acts of kindness

insanity?....it's the reason my score is so low in trivia

insanity?...it comes from my parents being related, welp thats my excuse anyways

only sumone insane would listen to this music i crank all day

i can talk to myself and nobody will think anything of it

insanity is:
no comprehension of the term "sane"

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Dec 10, 2001 4:27 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
[QB]Surely in that case, we're all sane as well [QB]

Stop calling me Shirely!!!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 10, 2001 5:45 pm

Hiow about Frank then?