The SYM Theatre

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 1:04 am

I'm thinking about putting on a play, what do you think? Maybe we could do a classic piece, but adopt it for modern day SYM?

Maybe Hamlet.

I'll be the director.

You are the cast, or the back-stage crew. Auditions begin now. State your name, the character you'll be performing, and give a sample speech. Parts will be awarded for three things:

1) Complexity (Verbiage and conceptual) & "compellingnous" of monologue
2) Accuracy in portraying yourself or another SYMember as the character (with examples or quotes)
3) Humor & wit

Well?

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 1:09 am

Not me pal, Im not complex, accurate, or humorous

I will enjoy reading along though

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 1:10 am

My name is Brink and I'll be portraying my dwarven friend Armadin

*while crouching and lifting right hand up* Ale!

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 1:51 am

Hmm. I don't remember that from Hamlet. Would you refresh my memory please?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 1:53 am

@Foul-It's not from Hamlet

Sorry, wrong audition

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 5:38 am

Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>I'm thinking about putting on a play, what do you think? Maybe we could do a classic piece, but adopt it for modern day SYM?

Maybe Hamlet.

I'll be the director.

You are the cast, or the back-stage crew. Auditions begin now. State your name, the character you'll be performing, and give a sample speech. Parts will be awarded for three things:

1) Complexity (Verbiage and conceptual) & "compellingnous" of monologue
2) Accuracy in portraying yourself or another SYMember as the character (with examples or quotes)
3) Humor & wit

Well?</STRONG>

Seriously i think you are asking too much why don't you give us an example?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 9:04 am

Is this what you had in mind?:

Alas, poor Foul! I knew him, Weasel: a fellow
of infinite cruelty, of most excellent depravity: he hath
borne puffins on his back a thousand times; as always, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my bile rises at
it. Here hung those ***** that Gruntboy hath kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your spam now? your
flames? your songs? your Yvonne,
who you were wont to set on a table and ****? Not one
now, to mock Darkpoets grinning? Creating topic like mad?
Now get you to Lainy’s chamber, and tell her, let
her paint her makeup on an inch thick, to greet the Witchking she must
come; make her laugh at the smallness of his nether parts. Prithee, Weasel, tell
me one thing.

[ 07-11-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 10:49 am

May i just say Waverly that was top class

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 12:25 am

Waverly:

Most excellent, I knew I could count on *you*

Mr. Sleep: Go to hell.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 3:23 am

Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>Waverly: Most excellent, I knew I could count on *you*

Mr. Sleep: Go to hell.</STRONG>

Do i get a handbasket?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:30 am

O, I die, Witch King;
The potent spam quite o'er-crows my spirit:
I cannot live to hear the news from Game Banshee;
But I do prophesy the election lights
On Buck: he has my dying voice;
So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
Which have solicited. The rest is silence.
Dies

[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:18 pm

Waverly and Kayless: ROFL

To spam, or not to spam: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of life without the board,
Or to take arms against the abstinence,
And by opposing end it? To stop this spam;
No more; and by a stop to say I end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural flames
That Waverly and Darkpoet delivers

--Soft you now!
The fair Buck Satan! Sir, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.