Jeopardy

[Rob-hin]

To avoid further questioning in the future, I suggest people post answers here before a question is asked.

This to avoid questions like "what's your..." How do you feel about..."

To kick start this, I'll start:

- Yellow
- Ford Mustang Fastback 1976
- Baldur's gate 2
- Clowns
- Daft Punk - Aerodynamic
- Thorin's koboldssoup!!
- Pulp Fiction
- Beer
- Bread with pindabutter and hagelslag (holland's recepy)
- Working
- Never Winter Nights
- Star Trek
- Big Foot


Who's next?

[Bloodstalker]

Who's next?

I thought you were trying to avaoid questions??

Anyway, here goes mine.

male
28
Yes
no
maybe
no comment
metal
agnostic
FOR
Yasmine Bleeth
spaceghost
Wild Turkey
Washington Redskins
Houston Rockets
Altanta Braves
and last.......

No I do NOT spam

[Rob-hin]

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>I thought you were trying to avaoid questions??
</STRONG>

You got me there!

[Gwalchmai]

Here are my answers:

• green
• 49
• Waverly and Weasel in a large jar
• Missionary
• We seek the Hly Grail
• briefs
• sometimes boxers
• yup
• nope
• in the tool shed
• I did it already
• Yes, Dear.

[nael]

here we go:

male
Texan
metaphysics
your mom
two
55
absolutely
star wars
12 inches

[Yshania]

Ford
Silk
Therapy
The Colour Purple
Black
Stout casserole
lager
not boxers
Jammy Dodgers
Wednesday
12

[C Elegans]

My answers:

• female
  5
  yes
  necrophagia
  Russian
  never in my life
  green curry
  lightning
  a tarantella
  red sandstone
  love it
  oil painting
  a helicopter
  chopping wood
  get lost
  nude

[Mr Sleep]

Cabbage.
Monkeys.
Confusion.
All together.
Often.
If possible.
Could Be.
Veins.
Without doubt.
In all likeliness.
17 + 24
Hmmmm
*ahem*
*cough*
*splutter*
Gurgle
Dead

[Weasel]

*Weasel
*speedo
*deflowering
*Aerie
*tower
*probe
*screaming
*cabbage.

[THE JAKER]

Wow, this thread is taking off! Now I just use my magic decoder ring to match up the answers with the proper questions and......




(sound of fleeing footsteps - a door slams -
-sound of an engine starting, then tires squealing as a car drives away)

[nael]

i would especially like to know what the question is that is attached to CE's answer of necrophagia.

[Weasel]

Originally posted by THE JAKER:
<STRONG>Wow, this thread is taking off! Now I just use my magic decoder ring to match up the answers with the proper questions and......
</STRONG>

I advise against decoding mine....it's XXX.

[C Elegans]

Originally posted by nael:
<STRONG>i would especially like to know what the question is that is attached to CE's answer of necrophagia.</STRONG>

A hint: it concerns the same domain as the one where Weasel answered "Aerie"...

[nael]

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>A hint: it concerns the same domain as the one where Weasel answered "Aerie"... </STRONG>

wow...now i'm even more curious...

[Nightmare]

yes
no
maybe
what?
huh?
I have no clue
you can't do that...
Only on Tuesdays.

[ThorinOakensfield]

women
cross dressing man
pencil
your mom
tu mama
lightning
cider
muffins
crap
kobold
a.k.a
55
Marrakech
fondles with hamsters
Octavius
nice
dog
god
hell satans
printer paper
butt
hairless
pipe
Monty Python
orange markers
women in red
women in blue
women in pink
a woman in an odd color that can't be mentioned
filthy

above
yo momma
gold sparkling hats
cane with diamond on top
face-painting
great way to enjoy yourself when you're stuck on an island
turban
Jeopardy
ham
beefcakes
beefymangos
enough
puppets
Brian
machining
claustrophobic
iris
Jenna
New Zealand
Its wierd
life lacker
altoids
wheeze
achoo
swan
morter
net
Superman
Superman without the S
Okay I'm finished

[Rob-hin]

*The Quizemaster*

Good evening and welkom to another exciting evening oooooooof JEOPARDY!!

And today's contestants are:

Bloodstalker
Gwalchmai
Nael
Yshania
C Elegans
Mr Sleep
Weasel
Gaxx_Firkraag
ThorinOakensfield

And our fist question is for Bloodstalker!!

"Washington Redskins"
Bloodstalker: Uhrm, "What team was named after Chief Running Bear?"

The Quizemaster: We'll have to ask our jury about that one...To bad, the correct answer was..."What team does Brett Conway play for?"

We'll have to say goodby to Bloodstalker!

Next is Gwalchmai!

QM: Hello Gwalchmai!
Gwalchmai: Uhh, hi.
QM: So Gwalchmai, where are you from?
Gwalchmai: I'm from Tucson.
QM: I'm sorry to hear that, do you have any hobbies?
Gwalchmai: Whel, I like Altitude, outdoors, crpgs, cooking and lurking.

OK THEN!
And your answer is: *drumroll*
Green!

Gwalchmai: "What colour is a frog?"

THAT'S CORRECT!!
And for your prize wi'll you go for door nr.1, 2 or 3?

Gwalchmai: oh I don't know...I cant decide...uuh *mumples to himself what door to pick*...3!!

QM: And our guest go's home with a...New pair of shoes!
And behind door 1 is a new Pickuptruck and behind 2 a holieday to sunny Hawai!

*Gwalchmai starts shouting to himself, I KNEW IT! DAMNIT! #$%^&*!! security removes Gwalchmai of the stage*

Next up is Nael, but first the commercials!
And the word for everybody at home is "Spamming!"

*Djingle*

[Bloodstalker]

I've been robbed!!!!

[Weasel]

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>I've been robbed!!!! </STRONG>

I have a feeling you might come out ahead in the long run.

[Rob-hin]

*Djingle*

Welcome back everybody!
And we have a winner on the phone for our home game: Hello Buck?
Buck: Yo, wazzup?
QM: Nice to meet you to. What is your answer to "Spamming"?
Buck: What has made SYM famous?
QM: That correct! We'll just need your full name and then we can send you the prize "1.000.000 US DOLLAR!!)
Buck: Buck Satan.
*QM hangs up phone quickly: One of that! We can not tolerate Satanists!

On with the show!

Our next contester is Nael!
Neal, Your answer is...12 inches!
Neal: Duh, That's easy! "What size is my penis?"
QM: *sigh* Sorry Neal, that's incorrect. The Question was: "what is the diameter of an vineal record?"

*QM thinks to himself, what kinda guests do we have today?*

Ah well, up to our next contester!

And that's Yshania!
She talks a bit funny but that's because she's from....
Yshania: LONDON!!
QM: Well, you got the first question right, we'll see how you'll do with "Therapy"
Yshania: Ok...I got to know this one..."What do the inernet forum members of Gamebanshee SYM need?"
QM: Sad as it is, IT'S CORRECT!!

*And the croud goes wild!*

QM: And with what will our lovely guest be leaving today?
Loudspeaker voice: Yshania wins something she'll defenitely need since she lives in London... a big mutiecolour foldable childsafe umbrella!!
Yshania: WHOOHOOO, YES!! That's what I was hoping for!! Thanx Jeopardy!!

And with this happy contestar we'll have to return to the commercials!
Don't go away!!
*Djingle*

[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: Rob-hin ]