Tale of Tommy Two Hook, the pirate....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Oct 03, 2001 8:05 am

Legend has it that he was theroughest, meanest pirate to ever sail the seven seas. he was a bear of a man, close to seven feet tall, unmatched in the use of the blade, until an admiral of the Royal Navy severed his right hand at the wrist. he immedialtly had a steel hook grafted to his arm and set out for revenge. Months he waited, til finally he met the admiral again. This time the fight was shorter lived, as Tommy was never much good with his left hand. The admiral severed his left hand, and Tommy had a hook grafted onto it as well, thus earning the name of Tommy Two Hook. More time went by, and he ploted against the admiral ceaslessly. He finally came up with a fool proof plan, but alas, it was never meant to be. Tommy died before he could get his revenge. What you may ask did this pirate in? Well, is was not the Admiral, nor any other man, nor the seas he loved so much, alas Tommy sucombed to a bad case of jock itch.

Sorry, just slipped out.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Oct 03, 2001 8:32 am

Slip it back in, and we'll all look the other way.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Oct 03, 2001 8:42 am

I believe it's a little late for that

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Oct 03, 2001 1:10 pm

LMAO!!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Wed Oct 03, 2001 2:13 pm

LOL!!! That had to HURT!!!

It would be even worse if he had athlete's foot.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Oct 03, 2001 3:45 pm

Even worse?!?

josh · Post by **josh** » Wed Oct 03, 2001 5:38 pm

LOL Bloodstalker.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 1:21 pm

It would be even worse if he had athlete's foot

I am no doctor or anything, but I seriously doubt that

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 1:26 pm

LMFATTMTWG!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 1:57 pm

The hardest language?...Craigs...

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 1:59 pm

LaughinMyF******A**ToTheMoonThatWasGreat!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 2:03 pm

@Craig - thanks for the explanation

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:07 pm

Wipes a tear from his eye

It's nice to be appreciated....as opposed to being depreciated that is