An Alternative "Review" of Skyrim

[TAKR86]

I just came across this and wanted to share it with the rest of you:

Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers?

I can't completely decide if he's trolling or not (although it seems likely), but either way I find it really funny

[Garriath]

I'm sure the whole thing's satire. Graphs and all aside, I absolutely refuse to think that any brain could take a paragraph like this seriously:

Icy Spear – The Icy Spear is the name of an actual weapon in the game of Skyrim, but on the gay streets, it is where a gay freezes their meat banana with ice cubes and than forcefully injects their partner’s demon tunnel with their icy flesh spear.

If you notice that you never have ice cubes in your freeze, be sure that your son is freezing the anal caverns of other men in the neighborhood.