your favorite corny sayings and quotes

KillerKid · Post by **KillerKid** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 5:01 am

my all time favorite would have to be
"How come when you give your 2 cents you only get a penny for your thoughts"
or
"Life sucks, deal with it"

my friend's favorite saying is
"Kinky sex makes the world go round"

what is yalls favorite saying

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 7:37 am

Probably:

"Mhm. But what're yah going to do about it" (thanks HS

)

"It's not that i'm lazy Bob, it that i just don't care"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 7:39 am

Well I have a friend that is constantly saying that this or that is the shiznit.

Also, D.W.S.T, but I can't say what that stands for and not get banned....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 8:54 am

My favourite corny saying:

"This will separate the goats from the sheep!"

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 2:08 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
My favourite corny saying:

"This will separate the goats from the sheep!"

I don't even want to know in what context you use that...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 3:24 pm

@Grunt: LEave poor Foul alone!

Mine is

"If it doesn't feel right, then change the position!"

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 3:51 pm

I think, therefore I spam.

and the classic comeback -

It's not that I fail to listen, I just choose to ignore what you say.

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 6:44 am

"If it doesn't feel right, then change the position!" [/QB]

Of what? Your hand?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 6:46 am

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 7:02 am

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 8:37 am

All rights reversed is my fave ^_^;;

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 8:46 am

"A sucker is born every minute, but a swallower is hard to find."

or

"You have a right to be wrong."~My mom

or

"Minsc, you don't have to be so motherly."~Dynaheir

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 9:33 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
"A sucker is born every minute, but a swallower is hard to find."

Wow, Saturn, I can't believe you actually wrote that! I guess you're not as innocent as I thought you were.

Bad girl!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 9:48 am

Originally posted by EMINEM:
Wow, Saturn, I can't believe you actually wrote that! I guess you're not as innocent as I thought you were.

Bad girl!

You thought I was innocent? How sweet.

Actually, I saw that somewhere once and thought it was funny. I'm still the epitome of innocence, see?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 10:13 am

"Everyone has the right to be an idiot. You just abuse that right"

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 2:55 pm

FUNKY CHICKEN

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: craig ]

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 4:38 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
"Everyone has the right to be an idiot. You just abuse that right"

Another clear usage of "all rights reversed"

*giggles*

Ooh, Sailor Saturn said that? That ain't as bad as you think it is... I've heard worse

Word · Post by **Word** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 5:25 pm

My favorite is one I invented
"I'm going to crap on your head"

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 5:36 pm

@Word: Thats one I hadn't heard before...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 6:13 pm

A hard man is good to find

Mae West