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MY Topic. No-One else can post in it but ME!!! HA HA HA!!!

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Ahhh, I have the boards all to myself, no-one else around.

I have something VERY important to point out - I was just looking in my refrigerator, and there is a shelf on the door that has little indentations meant for putting eggs in. I just counted, and there are indentations for 20 EGGS! Why would I possibly need to store 20 eggs in an easy to access place in the refregirator??? I don't even like eggs that much! And why 20?? If I bought 2 dozen eggs, I would have to eat 4 of them immediately or make a souffle! Where is the darned logic in it???

I have to come up with something else to put in the little indentations..............
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chocolate easter eggs
or
marbles
I'm walking backwards for christmas over the Irish sea
I've tried walking sideways or the front but people just say it's a publicity stunt
I'm walkin....arggggg
(Ahem) The singer Count Jim Fayes
was unexepectedly shot.
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ooops, double post

[ 09-28-2001: Message edited by: Dark Angel ]
I'm walking backwards for christmas over the Irish sea
I've tried walking sideways or the front but people just say it's a publicity stunt
I'm walkin....arggggg
(Ahem) The singer Count Jim Fayes
was unexepectedly shot.
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Post by Kayless »

Originally posted by THE JAKER:
<STRONG>I have something VERY important to point out - I was just looking in my refrigerator, and there is a shelf on the door that has little indentations meant for putting eggs in. I just counted, and there are indentations for 20 EGGS! Why would I possibly need to store 20 eggs in an easy to access place in the refregirator??? I don't even like eggs that much! And why 20?? If I bought 2 dozen eggs, I would have to eat 4 of them immediately or make a souffle! Where is the darned logic in it??? </STRONG>
Why is it that hotdogs come in packages of ten and hotdog buns come in packages of eight? These are just a select few of those unfathomable mysterious of the universe my friend. Some things man was not meant to know.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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And the philsophical quandires have returned...

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Hmm aegis i thought you guys had too much free time.
Now i know for sure!! :D :D
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>Why is it that hotdogs come in packages of ten and hotdog buns come in packages of eight? These are just a select few of those unfathomable mysterious of the universe my friend. Some things man was not meant to know.</STRONG>
You stole that you little plageriser :p :D :rolleyes: :D

@Jaker, erm what about little action figures?
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no one else may post.... well, we'll just see about that...no, I will respect his wishes...it would be rude to invade his space....wait, what is this, I have already posted!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

oh well, s**t happens. :D
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So I get up and log on, and here six posts have accumulated on the thread that I specifically said no-one can post on...It just shows reverse psychology really works, you tell a bunch of spammers to not post, they can't help themselves....
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I am not a spammer..... :D
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I think i already prooved this, see [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000089"]here[/url] :)
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Well I don't see how some long conversation between Chrissy and Flagg proves anything...Sleep you're not going to suck me into reading a bunch of spam from before i was born again!!!

And people, please, DO NOT post in this thread, OK?
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Post by Minerva »

Originally posted by THE JAKER:
<STRONG>And people, please, DO NOT post in this thread, OK?</STRONG>
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No.
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You should. It's rather amusing, and informative! :D
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Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>I am not a spammer..... :D </STRONG>
You will be, dahlin'. You will be. ;) :p *evil laugh* :o *ahem* And we now return you to your regular programming. :D
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Spamming takes commitment and i don't have enough time
I'm walking backwards for christmas over the Irish sea
I've tried walking sideways or the front but people just say it's a publicity stunt
I'm walkin....arggggg
(Ahem) The singer Count Jim Fayes
was unexepectedly shot.
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by Dark Angel:
<STRONG>Spamming takes commitment and i don't have enough time</STRONG>
well all you need to do is get a job and/or become a student, then you will have all the free time you could want :D :rolleyes:
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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