Your Lady of Intimacy Hath Returned

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:50 pm

...And I'm back in your forums, modding your posts.

So step right up with the offerings and ritual sacrifices. Just so we're all on the same page - I like leather, skimpy clothing, skimpy leather clothing, wine, Anomen, perfumes, chocolate, and burritos.

Ah... Er... perhaps not so much on that last one.

Now where is my loyal subject? *cracks bullwhip*

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:52 pm

Hey, fellow slumming god. Good to have you back. How have you been?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:56 pm

Doing well. The entire world hasn't collapsed on my head yet, so I keep plugging along.

*hugs*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:56 pm

Hey AC, welcome back!

Hmm... apparently your loyal subject just appeared in the form of Fable. I had no idea at all he was a devotee of the whip!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:56 pm

*Strolls in wearing skimpy leather biker shorts, Oversized Anomen t-shirt, bearing Perfumed Chocolate Burritos as wine*

Nice to see you back around. And to think, you went and personalised the title of this thread directly to me so I wouldn't miss it

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:58 pm

Well, DW, I am hardly in a position to judge what we all have going on behind closed doors.

Damn it, BS, I knew you were the one who stole my Anomen shirt!

Always stealing my clothes - it's a wonder I have any underwear left at all!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:01 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Well, DW, I am hardly in a position to judge what we all have going on behind closed doors.

Damn it, BS, I knew you were the one who stole my Anomen shirt! Always stealing my clothes - it's a wonder I have any underwear left at all!

Putting those two statements together.... I think I'm actually beginning to worry at what might lurk behind closed doors

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:03 pm

The forum's *embarassed* smiley is inadequate.

It's okay. I keep the REALLY dangerous stuffed behind the locked doors. Unfortunately, BS keeps breaking out.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:04 pm

Well Ac, the shirt looks better off you than it does on me, but I'll sacrifice my own appearance in this case.

We can also do something about that underwear if it bothers you that much.

@DW...no one truly wants to know that. Lurkers are a messy sort.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:05 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:The forum's *embarassed* smiley is inadequate.

It's okay. I keep the REALLY dangerous stuffed behind the locked doors. Unfortunately, BS keeps breaking out.

lmao!

Uhm.... "BS keeps breaking out"...
You mean he has some kind of incurable rash?

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:05 pm

dragon wench wrote:Hmm... apparently your loyal subject just appeared in the form of Fable. I had no idea at all he was a devotee of the whip!

Hey, now! I'm a devotee of tandoor, only! But I recognize fellow gods when I see 'em.

As for the whip, I prefer silk scarves. Restraint is in the mind of the participants.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:05 pm

It does bother me that much. I wish you'd quit wearing it.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:08 pm

dragon wench wrote:lmao!

Uhm.... "BS keeps breaking out"...
You mean he has some kind of incurable rash?

Shh! It's really quite embarrassing for him. It's be horrifying if that sort of thing slipped to public knowledge.

@Fable - A truly sound piece of wisdom. I have to remember that.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:09 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:It does bother me that much. I wish you'd quit wearing it.

I'll stop if you'll stop.

@DW...what does my rash....or lack thereof, have to do with anything?

@fable....you old gods are sure have fancy tastes

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:11 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I'll stop if you'll stop.

Ugh, the idea of a hermit gone commando is enough to compel me to just let you keep it.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:12 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:@fable....you old gods are sure have fancy tastes

The tandoor, the scarves, or the temple decorations from Konarak, showing a variety of interesting positions?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:14 pm

fable wrote:The tandoor, the scarves, or the temple decorations from Konarak, showing a variety of interesting positions?

Careful... you'll get him excited. You should have seen him foaming at the mouth when he had to read the Kama Sutra... All of the above combined and he'll completely lose control :speech:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:15 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Ugh, the idea of a hermit gone commando is enough to compel me to just let you keep it.

You know you love me. That's why you try to keep me locked up.

@fable...I don't know, I need to study those decorations....just to be sure and everything.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:16 pm

Bloodstalker wrote: @DW...what does my rash....or lack thereof, have to do with anything?

Given the overall context of this conversation, your rash probably has a lot to do with everything

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:19 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:You know you love me. That's why you try to keep me locked up.

@fable...I don't know, I need to study those decorations....just to be sure and everything.

More like "locked away"

So... you wish to study Fable... restrained with his silk scarves?