Secret News: BuckGB's third is on the way!

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:24 pm

Shhhh. I'm writing this in a secret font that makes no noise--but I just got off the phone with BuckGB. It seems he and wife and expecting, again! They already have two: a boy, 4, and a girl, 2. So this will be the third child in the BuckGBian Dynasty intended to split rulership of the world when the four-headed calf is born, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir are sacrificed before an idol of Nicolas Sarkozy, and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso boogie into Finchley. Rejoice, all! And remember to keep it soft, so only we know! That way, we can spring our knowledge on BuckGB and show him that not only were we fully aware in our unawareness, but more aware, than that.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:59 pm

so we type extra small and softly to avoid clickity clack noises? Does this confirm your own near mythic omniscience on this board? Do your powers now extend to the real world?

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:02 pm

Umm... not to be rude but if this was supposed to be a secret, why use yellow instead of black?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:04 pm

Well, when shall we sacrifice the goats to him and his? And how long have you known Fable?!

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:18 pm

Demortis wrote:And how long have you known Fable?!

One year or less?

What about you?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:20 pm

Ah. but 10min ago...

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:30 pm

DesR85: It's a special yellow, invisible to BuckGB because his people, the Space Zombies of ILoveLucy V, lived in huge caves and employed a giant space florescent light instead of a sun. It worked fine for a long time, if you didn't mind the incessant hum.

Obsidian: Please define term, "real world." Is this also the place that has Ann Coulter in it? Why do you call it, "real"?

Demortis: I only learned about this today, after a phone conversation with BuckGB. By all means, sacrifice goats, but remember to get 500 g of the meat off it, first, and set that aside. Then slice three large onions and two large tomatoes. Heat a tablespoon of black mustard seeds and three-quarters of a teaspoon of cumin seeds in a pan with hot oil for a few seconds. Throw in half the onions and four dried chillies.

When the onions start to brown, turn down the heat, and throw in a teaspoon of tumeric, a teaspoon and a half of ground coriander, two teaspoons of ground cumin, four teaspoons of crushed garlic, three teaspoons of crushed ginger, less than a quarter teaspoon each of cinnamon, cardamom, and cloves, and a half teaspoon of green chille powder. Add a quarter cup of chicken broth. Fry for three minutes, then add the goat and stir. Cook for fifteen minutes.

Add the tomatoes and the rest of the onions, and cook for thirty more minutes. Add the squeeze from half a lemon, and three teaspoons of garam masala.

That should do it. Be sure to invite me over, or I'll hex you.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:51 pm

fable wrote:Demortis: I only learned about this today, after a phone conversation with BuckGB. By all means, sacrifice goats, but remember to get 500 g of the meat off it, first, and set that aside. Then slice three large onions and two large tomatoes. Heat a tablespoon of black mustard seeds and three-quarters of a teaspoon of cumin seeds in a pan with hot oil for a few seconds. Throw in half the onions and four dried chillies.

When the onions start to brown, turn down the heat, and throw in a teaspoon of tumeric, a teaspoon and a half of ground coriander, two teaspoons of ground cumin, four teaspoons of crushed garlic, three teaspoons of crushed ginger, less than a quarter teaspoon each of cinnamon, cardamom, and cloves, and a half teaspoon of green chille powder. Add a quarter cup of chicken broth. Fry for three minutes, then add the goat and stir. Cook for fifteen minutes.

Add the tomatoes and the rest of the onions, and cook for thirty more minutes. Add the squeeze from half a lemon, and three teaspoons of garam masala.

That should do it. Be sure to invite me over, or I'll hex you.

Ok, got it, well. I planned on gettin everyone important to GB, Ie. mods, people with grotesticly large post counts, in on the celebrations. I hadnt planned on leave someone out! Thanks for the menu items!! I was thinking of makin egg buddy sandwichs with chili and chutney for everyone! Woot for menu options!!!!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:58 pm

Hey, many congrats Buck !

Ouch Fable... that yellow is really painful on the eyes..

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:06 pm

dragon wench wrote:Ouch Fable... that yellow is really painful on the eyes..

Behold! Just for you, this new, also invisible-to-Buck font, that has the positive side effect of giving him gas!

Thanks for the menu items!! I was thinking of makin egg buddy sandwichs with chili and chutney for everyone! Woot for menu options!!!!

Oh, that's fine! It's like I tell the other gods: there's more to life than goat curry!

And while you're at it, don't forget the chicken tandoor. The essentials, first.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:16 pm

fable wrote:Behold! Just for you, this new, also invisible-to-Buck font, that has the positive side effect of giving him gas!

Oh, that's fine! It's like I tell the other gods: there's more to life than goat curry!

And while you're at it, don't forget the chicken tandoor. The essentials, first.

Well, I knew BS and Magrus(if hes still lurking) would end up crashing so I had the cellar constructed so it was as large as Fort Nox(sp?!) to store all the ah... Refreshments? So that was essential right there

Dont need the well to go dry and have those two berserk on us... Babies need their booze too!!!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:21 pm

fable wrote:Behold! Just for you, this new, also invisible-to-Buck font, that has the positive side effect of giving him gas!

The green is much less painful.... though if you are right in your speculations... probably not less painful to Buck

So... dare I even ask why you are seeking to provide our esteemed administrator with a case of gas? :speech:

Claudius · Post by **Claudius** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:34 pm

Thats good news.. a new birth is always a blessing I reckon. Tell him I said so.

Post by **BuckGB** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:52 pm

My master plan to conquer the earth with miniature clones of myself may have been exposed, but it's not foiled!

The army so far: Ethan (almost 4) and Isabelle (just turned 2). Next recruitment date: June 12th

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Thanks for the kind words, everyone!

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:54 pm

Whats this!? The Fearless Shadowy Leader graces SYM with his pressence, By the Nine I think the end of the worlds comming.... And its called the "GB army"!!! Congrats on the migget hoard

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:52 am

Congrats Buck!!!!

May your soon to be enlarged army of holy little terrors of mini bucks bring havok among the masses!

Crenshinibon · Post by **Crenshinibon** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:47 am

Congratulations Buck!

Someone has been raising the a Charisma stat on your two generals.

Jimwth · Post by **Jimwth** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:03 am

Wow! Three kids! This is awesome! Congratulations!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:25 am

Okay, I shall speak in whispers but still remain my true self and have the teal color there.

CONGRATULATIONS, BUCK!

Demortis wrote:And its called the "GB army"!!! Congrats on the migget hoard

WHAT MIDGETS???!!!

We're kenders!

LeoStarDragon1 · Post by **LeoStarDragon1** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:13 am

"Goat Curry"?

fable wrote:Behold! Just for you, this new, also invisible-to-Buck font, that has the positive side effect of giving him gas!

Oh, that's fine! It's like I tell the other gods: there's more to life than goat curry!

And while you're at it, don't forget the chicken tandoor. The essentials, first.

To Fable: Sure there is! Ann Curry!

To Buck! Hello! Congratulations! "Biddy-biddy-biddy-biddy Buck!" (That's my impression of, "Twiki"!)