"The Writers Guild of Tamriel"

[LeoStarDragon1]

Ta-dah! Welcome to the new location of "The Fourth Wall Lounge" located in the Main Guild Hall of the Writer's Guild of Tamriel. Basically, please post any comments about "Hello, Kitty" here instead of down there, from now on thank you very much!

Now there, you are meant to be invited to participate by writing in a "Round-Robin Story" style. To pick up the story line from where the previous writer left off, be it me or someone else. Have fun!

[LeoStarDragon1]

The Fourth Wall Lounge!

(Various members and visitors are in the lounge, just talking.)

Fly-On-The-Wall "Oh if only you could see and hear what I do!"

High-Tom-Titty "What's so special about what you see and hear? I've survived encounters with angry Orcs!"

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Arok Zero "Did you hear about what happened to Ancotar Twenty-Ninety?"

Arok One "Yes! Damn Earth imports!"

* * *

Spelling Bee "So what's the daily buzz?"

Quilting Bee "Isn't that a television series on Planet Earth?"

Bumble Bee "Forget that! Watch me transform into a car!"

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Fable the Super Moderator "I'm down with the flu."

Nurse Goodbody "I don't know anybody that's for the flu."

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Permalink "Has anyone see my autographed copy of 'Planet of the Apes'?

Link the Missing "Yes! You've shown it off countless times!"

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Robin Hood "There there was the time Little John and I...."

Robin Hoodie "Stop! I've heard that one before."

Robin Hoodwinked "But I haven't! Please, continue Robin Hood!"

* * *

King Author returns and the chit-chat ceases. Everyone looks up to him.

King Author "Please pardon me for asking. But why is the 'Quarantine Flag' hoisted?"

Lazy Susan "Oh I know! Because somebody hoisted it! I watched him do it too!"

Fable the Super Moderator "Because I have influenza!"

King Author "Well, I picked a hell of a time to return! Hey, why didn't somebody clean-up Arok Twenty-Ninety-Two's mess?"

So what happens next?

[LeoStarDragon1]

Attention Players & Readers!

Just in case you aren't aware yet, if you go to the "Speak Your Mind" forum, there you can read "The Mythos Crossover Series: Book 13: Mythosian Tales" and read some parts related to the game! Meaning, it is a crossover to the game! Meaning, some characters from the game have cameos!

I hope to see more of you there, thank you very much!

[LeoStarDragon1]

Time Has Passed!

Fable the Super Moderator managed to get cured of his influenza and the quarantine on the lounge was lifted, the flag lowered. Fable then went for a job interview to be a deity, but refused the position and moved to a different galaxy.

The King Author that you knew last is still in charge of the Writers Guild. We peek in on him now to see what he is up too lately.

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The King Author "Now that is the conclusion of how I got a Khajjit Bandit to become my wife Barda the Bard's pet cat. It is also how I managed to find our lost asses and recover them. Who wants to tell a story next?"

The Prince Author "I think I shall! But first, let us all take a few moments to refresh ourselves."

A few moments later and.....

The Prince Author "Once upon a time, there was a man named 'Jed' who barely kept his family fed. He was out hunting one day when he...."

Eventually he reaches the end of that tale. Another bard stands up to tell a tale too.

Sherwood of the Forest "Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship....."

Eventually he too reaches the end of his tale and yet another bard begins to talk about something too. Er uh, tell a tale!

Lucas of the Gorge "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...."

He too eventually finishes his tale, but along the way, made some revisements as was his way. Now another bard rises to tell his tale.

Herbert the Lust Bug "Now this is a story about...."

However, before he gets much further, someone rushes into the lounge like they own the place, but he doesn't. He's just there to.....

The King Author "Oh no! It's the Spinach Inquistion! What do you want?!"

The Spinach Inquisitor "I am here of course, to inspect your food supply. Particulary the spinach. There's a possibility it may be tainted!"

Herbert the Lust Bug "What ever the problem is, I'm not guilty! It wasn't me! You can't prove anything!"

T.S.I. "Hm. Jumpy much? Well, there's been rumors that members of the Dark Brotherhood have infiltrated your guild and maybe poisoned your food, especially the spinach!"

The King Author "Well, I don't eat it to begin with. Anybody else?"

The other people look at each other as they all nod their heads.

T.S.I. "So none of you eat spinach?"

This time the group shakes their heads.

T.S.I. "Oh, all of you do eat spinach!"

Again they nod their heads.

The King Author "Yuck! Why would you eat something that is the same color as raw sewage?!"

The group shrugs.

T.S.I. "Well, until further notice this place is in lock down! Once I've solved this latest mystery, then matters may be different."

The King Author "Of course they will. Matters are different with every second that passes by."

T.S.I. "That's beside my point! Now settle down and get comfortable as I make my inspections!"

To Be Continued!