The SYM Graveyard (the living are strictly forbidden)

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 2:30 pm

BEWARE!

Beware! This cemetery is dedicated to those who have died in the service of SYM. And since that has never happened, then let this forum serve as the place to write down what should be graven into the tombstone of whomever you wish were 6 feet under, OR, those who you really like, but are such easy targets you just can't resist...

Alas poor Darkpoet--
A valiant spammer & a brave flower-giver.

Darkpoet's Epitaph
We found you broken & oiled,
With your underwear soiled,
And three creatures stuffed way up your ass.
Too soon sped to an untimely death,
We mourn your passing each mass.
And we will keep looking,
And trying to find,
The sock monkeys that left you dripping, dying and blind.

[ 04-13-2001: Message edited by: FoulDwimmerlaik ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 3:19 pm

FoulDwimmerlaik's Epitaph
He wacked it,
He smacked it,
He even compacked it.
When he gave the puffins all his love,
Screaming death from above.
When hanging from a chandallier,
While making love to a mountianeer.
He love to make a pass,
While Waverly shoved bananas up his @ss.

[ 04-13-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

[ 04-14-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Nick_Dude · Post by **Nick_Dude** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 10:20 pm

LMAO... this stuff is gold!

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 7:41 am

LAFLMMFARO take me take me i want a poem bout me dark poet pwease

, best i did went some thing like this
Beware Beware theres a monster behind the chair.....
its rubbish

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 7:49 am

INSPARATION!!!
The craig of old
could not me told
to shut the hell up
and just incass he wore a cup
he'd answer more than weasel could
and ask more then he should
but now he lays in a grave
the poor old git bones a'lying ina cave

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 12:18 pm

Bordin Steel_Axe
A Dwarf with no Steel Axe
Fight Spam so hard
In the end joining The Spamsters

Baassie
The Pioneer of the Banned one
Toying with The All Mighty power
In the end, being Outcast for good

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun Apr 15, 2001 5:30 am

his heart so true
he dress in blue
the spam-tastic god
the weasle god
like janus god of many faces
mainly seen in spaming places!
(weasls)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Apr 16, 2001 7:15 am

Here lies that fellow named Ubik
Famed for laughing at everthing pubic
"Bend over," he liked to say
With pantless men he liked to play
Let's not mention what he liked to lick

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Apr 16, 2001 7:42 am

Here lies poor Vale O'Wry
Tried so hard to ba a nice guy
He was no match for the Doc
Straight from Angband was mocked
and possessed..poor Vale O'Wry
Now some were distressed
And some felt regrets
And some were irrationally pleased
By Waverlys dastardly deed
When he took over poor Vale O'Wry

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Apr 16, 2001 7:46 am

Foul's been interred
He was never deterred
By filth or by flaming
or by verbal maiming
He survived puffins and goats
And strange pirate boats
Against all of this he defended
but his posting was ended
When his topic was spammed
he said "I don't understand
a single word that was said"
He threw up his hands and his thesaurus fell on his head

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 5:57 am

How does one define living?

You can be alive and still not truly live....

My Epitath:

Don't come too close or i'll have your leg!

[ 04-17-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 7:36 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>Foul's been interred
He was never deterred
By filth or by flaming
or by verbal maiming
He survived puffins and goats
And strange pirate boats
Against all of this he defended
but his posting was ended
When his topic was spammed
he said "I don't understand
a single word that was said"
He threw up his hands and his thesaurus fell on his head</STRONG>

Very nice T'lainya

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 7:58 am

@ Foul, I thought you'd like it..considering some of the previous posts

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 1:49 am

Here lies Weasel a.k.a. Slyweasel a.k.a. Miss Incredible
A master spammer turned into a filthy lurker
Apparently the darkside can get us all

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 5:40 am

Here lies Maurice
AKA Dr. M.
Pioneer of Spamsters
Inspirator of other Spammers
Goody Flooders
The first Spammer ever become Moderator

[ 04-18-2001: Message edited by: KidD01 ]

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 9:27 am

Where the hell is Ubik>?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Apr 19, 2001 2:41 am

Mrs Sleep
***RIP***

Devoted wife, friend and humanitarian.
She rests now in eternal peace as she spent her life.

On her back.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue May 15, 2001 4:52 pm

Update list :
Omar
Foul
The Deacon ???

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue May 15, 2001 5:02 pm

Here lies the cheese mage
One that was not filled with rage
But for spam and cheese he would crave
The dead he would not raise
He lies the cheese arch-mage

Now only if i could tell you about the blue eggs and mediocre ham

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed May 16, 2001 1:04 am

Deacon and Omar have posted a bit recently, no epitaph yet