Actiblizzion Game Mashup

1up has a pretty funny article up expressing our worst possible fears for the result of the Activision and Vivendi merger.
New WoW Race: Ogres

We've got to work that Shrek license in there somehow. Ever since they made a damn Shrek kart racer, MMOs have been pretty much the lone holdout against his boogery assault. Not that I couldn't go for a Donkey epic mount.
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Tony Hawk's World of Guitarcraft

OMG 720 heelflip hammer-on chord transition rush! KEKEKEKEKE