What Would Tidus Do?

eToyChest has published a bizarre editorial called "What Would Tidus Do?", in which they try to imagine how the Final Fantasy X protagonist would have handled being the Vault Dweller in Fallout.
Eventually, Tidus will get to the other vault his Overseer pointed him toward. Again, this could have been a problem. While the vault dwellers of Vault 13 were probably used to Tidus’ â€( let’s be honest here â€( slightly emosexual way of acting and dressing, Vault 15 dwellers would likely kill on sight. I’ve no doubt, though, that Tidus could charm his way in eventually, perhaps by standing behind some metal scraps and laughing like a hyena at nothing until everyone within earshot was utterly convinced that he was harmless. Until, of course, he broke into the high security area and snatched their working water chip, dooming everyone in this vault to a gruesome death. But if there is one thing I admire about Tidus, it’s his ability to ignore the consequences of his God-hating, murderous, suicidal, yet chipper personality. Thankfully, Vault 15 had already been abandoned, which would mean Tidus would have to head toward a robot-infested dungeon to get a working water chip, and robots don’t care about silly things like hairdos and popular manners of dress. Then again, robots just kill indiscriminately.