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The Honorary William Shatner Impressions Zone
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 12:02 pm
by fable
(falls on one leg, spins sideways, freezes)
Must...keep...control...
[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: fable ]
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 12:04 pm
by Darkpoet
*groans* NO! NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE IT! *BLAM* Darkpoet falls to the floor.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 12:14 pm
by Waverly
*with yellow clad gut bulging out over black pants*
Darkpretender...I...am... on to you. *clocks him on the back of the neck with a double fisted sledge hammer move*
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 12:15 pm
by Darkpoet
Missed.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 5:10 pm
by T'lainya
Not to mention the overwhelming masculinity that makes every female alien fall in love with him and betray their own race to save him
Except for the one episode per season that one will fall for Spocks monotone
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 5:21 pm
by Gwalchmai
Please...Spock... *pushing elbows together in absurd posture* I'm Trying...to understand...this post!
Facinating. Everytime something causes me to lose my logic (e.g. plant sprays me, I go back in time, etc.), I fall in love. Jim, you are, and ever shall be, my friend. Good thing logic dictates the meaninglessness of love.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 6:00 pm
by EMINEM
Irenicus to Bodhi, after stealing your soul:
"Of all the souls I have met in my travel, his was the most... (voice breaking)... human!"
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 7:14 pm
by Kayless
AndIthinkit'sgoingtobe... a... long... long... time... the touchdown.. brings... me... backtofind... I'm... not... the... MAN... they... think... I... am... back home... oh no... I'm... a... rocketman!Rocket... man... burning... up... his... fumes... out... there... alone!
(in order to save what’s left of your sanity I’ll refrain from doing the rest.
Has anyone here ever heard the actual taping of William Shatner doing Rocketman? It was the worst three and half minutes of my life!
)
[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:13 pm
by Tybaltus
With all the Shatner talk on the forum recently, I thought this thread would be good to bump.
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:19 pm
by Gruntboy
You... had... to... MISTER!
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:34 pm
by Kayless
There… is… noresistingShatner!
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 6:06 pm
by BaronTx
OMG
Fable, hide this thread now, before Scayde sees it. She despises Shatner.
I can't guarantee she'll stick to fire ants this time
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 11:34 pm
by Mr Flibble
Originally posted by BaronTx
OMG
Fable, hide this thread now, before Scayde sees it. She despises Shatner.
Then she is in very good company
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 1:05 am
by Beldin
The Linkmaster strikes again !
Run for your lives !
Williy Shatner Sings.
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 2:02 am
by Weasel
Re: The Linkmaster strikes again !
LMFAO LSD sung by Kirk.
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 3:02 am
by Scayde
I hereby file a formal complaint against, and pledge to boycott this and any thread like it...
*Urge to Hurl*
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:32 am
by HighLordDave
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 12:21 pm
by Tybaltus