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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.

He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"

LOL
well who can blame him


I think we are the only ones in this little forum today Vehemence....oh well let's make the best of it

It's still early Garcia! Besides, most of em are still sleeping

So what do you suggest? Spam raid?

Oy oy sailor boys! I'm 'ere! *LOL* Veh btw

Originally posted by Vehemence:
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So what do you suggest? Spam raid? </STRONG>

you got it

I know that Xandax was out drinkin last night he will proberly be here around 6 p.m.

@Vehemence: LOL...really good

I have nothing salient to contribute to this topic, I just wanted to make my presence known.

This pointless spam has been brought to you by Kayless

Spam is never pointless, Kayless.

Hmmm... so we have ourselves a little spam raid party! I suggest we go for a full force approach and apply our spamming to each and every topic in a six mile radius!

Either that or we send Nippy out to get some some Hamburgers

Why not have him get Spamburgers instead?

We'll have a vote:

Reply once if you want a hamburger.

Reply four thousand six hundred and twenty two times if you want a spam burger

Owch. By the time people reach four thousand six hundred and twenty two posts for Spamburgers they'll have already starved to death!

My point exactly, Kayless

Hamburgers it is then

Oi! I'm not getting no spamburgers! Especially the ones that are full of juicy, delicious spammmmmmm...... Ok, I'll be back in a second!

*yells to nippy as he runs out the door* Can I get fries with that?!!

Originally posted by Vehemence:
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Reply four thousand six hundred and twenty two times if you want a spam burger </STRONG>

1 Reply times four thousand six hundred and twenty two = four thousand six hundred and twenty two

Spamburger here

I have 5 juicy, delicious SPAMburgers, 5 SPAMshakes and 8 SPAMfries.

OMG! I just realised, I have joined the spammage side! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Quite an extensive menu they have here. There's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Yum

OMG! Do you think we are SPAMMING?!

Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>I have 5 juicy, delicious SPAMburgers, 5 SPAMshakes and 8 SPAMfries.</STRONG>

That better be large fries!

Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>OMG! Do you think we are SPAMMING?!</STRONG>

*stuffs some more fries into his mouth*

Eating, Nippy, it's called eating