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Communication by Poetry
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 8:24 am
by Mr Sleep
Since I seem to have lost the ability to formulate a sentence (see PDA thread) then I will from now on, until the day I decide I can't be arsed, communicate through rubbish poetry.
Hopefully everyone is okay
with that
if not
I don't care
My poetry is the wave of the
future
You know it to be
true
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 8:55 am
by Mr Sleep
Have a good
weekend
and remember
to take in
lots of fresh air
and water
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 9:10 am
by Gwalchmai
Mr. Sleep, you revolting cad!
You may be starting a brand new fad!
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 9:13 am
by Tybaltus
Poetry invading SYM?
Does everyone think it will be like a gem.
All I want is a new wave CD.
Why is no one listening to me?
I see Gwally beat me to the punch.
Now Im going to think what I want for lunch.
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 9:13 am
by Kameleon
Oh dear
Oh dear
Oh dear
Oh dear
.
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 9:22 am
by Gwalchmai
Haiku
Ysh and T' are back
A Geordi ate my baby
Painting dungeon town
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 9:27 am
by Tybaltus
Re: Haiku
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Ysh and T' are back
A Geordi ate my baby
Painting dungeon town
Now Im all confused.
Kam must be quite amused.
I wish I understood whats going on.
If I did, it would be like a new dawn.
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 9:36 am
by Kameleon
Re: Re: Haiku
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Now Im all confused.
Kam must be quite amused.
I wish I understood whats going on.
If I did, it would be like a new dawn.
Entertained am I
At how blind can Ty
Be.
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 9:43 am
by Tybaltus
Now I know I aint no wiz.
But I understand what a haiku is.
Would someone please stop me from rhyming.
Because I think my brain is slowly dying.
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 9:45 am
by Kameleon
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs,
But still you manage to rhyme "rhyming" with "dying",
Then you need a slap.
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 10:35 am
by RandomThug
your all mad you see
to be rhyming like this with me
there is no cure for this new ill
oh mr.sleep please provide us with the
pill.
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 10:57 am
by Askal
haiku cop
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Now I know I aint no wiz.
But I understand what a haiku is.
Would someone please stop me from rhyming.
Because I think my brain is slowly dying.
Five, seven, five, are
syllables of image chanced,
contrast, truth-- haiku!
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 11:20 am
by Askal
On poetry at 1:20 a.m.
Poetry in motion
Like a masseuse with lotion
Must slip and slide
And not abide,
by any other notion
But if perchance a wayward thought
Becomes a poem,
then so wot?
It all amounts to much the same,
I yada,
You yada,
We yada
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 1:23 pm
by Tybaltus
Originally posted by Kameleon
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs,
But still you manage to rhyme "rhyming" with "dying",
Then you need a slap.
What can I say?
I was only trying.
Now I have to pay?
At least Im not crying.
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 1:32 pm
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Mr. Sleep, you revolting cad!
You may be starting a brand new fad!
It can't be
you have gone to the trouble of
rhyming
that is simply too skilled
I prefer more stream of conciousness
ergo
crap
of course if all fails then
orange
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 1:36 pm
by Zelgadis
With the constrains of verse
I needs must be terse;
We are not poets
Now everyone knows it.
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 1:48 pm
by Vicsun
It seems so easy to rhyme
Just writing line after line
But it's something not all of us can do
And yes I'm talking about me too
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 2:57 pm
by Robnark
Robnark's Belittling Haiku
This thread of Sleep's has
degenerated into
painful rhyming crap
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 3:32 pm
by Vicsun
@Robnark
To insult a thread of a mod
Is similar to insulting a god
You cannot run away or hide
Unless you are with BuckSatan allied
His wrath shall upon you descend
Like the wrath of a certain American president.
I can only hope
That with this you will cope.
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2002 3:33 pm
by Kameleon
@Vicsun
He's not a mod
Anymore so
There.