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Posted: **Sun Oct 06, 2002 6:52 pm**

Here is one for Ode. Soon may he come back (where is he anyway?). Anyway, complete this sentence:

You Know You're a Stoner When...

You start reproducing the Unreal Tournament voice as saying 'Head Toke', 'Double Toke', 'Mooonster Toke', 'Multi-Toke', 'Uuultra Toke', Toking Spree!...etc

You have one of those crap lights which we have been informed is called a UFO....

Your reason for buying the school magazine is 'excellent roach material'....

You buy more than one packet of Jamaican-flag Rips at a time....

You attempt to get insects 'licked'.

You have completed Street Fighter II Turbo more than once...

Posted: **Sun Oct 06, 2002 8:18 pm**

When....uh...when....what was the question?

*looks at bag of doritos Frogus has*

Dude, you gonna finish those?

Posted: **Sun Oct 06, 2002 8:48 pm**

Hey, Sensei...

...what's the difference between getting stoned and getting shined?

Posted: **Sun Oct 06, 2002 8:51 pm**

Nothing really, they both involve lighter fluid in some capacity

Posted: **Sun Oct 06, 2002 9:17 pm**

you know your a stoner when...

you'd rather smoke before then after sex.
Or smoke instead of sex.

Spend your money all in one place.

Give credit to a Grasshopper.

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 2:45 am**

Originally posted by Obsidian
...you'd rather smoke before then after sex.

True.

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 8:31 am**

...nothing is more hilarious than watching grass grow.

...you have a mental block when trying to remember the word "marijuana".

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 8:40 am**

...you're not frightened by munchies ...

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 10:16 am**

Originally posted by Kameleon
...nothing is more hilarious than watching grass grow.

LMAO...The voice of experience speaks, I sense.

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 10:20 am**

Originally posted by frogus
Here is one for Ode. Soon may he come back (where is he anyway?).

Yeah, I wondered a lot about that too. And where´s Fas and Weasel?

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 11:13 am**

Re: Hey, Sensei...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...what's the difference between getting stoned and getting shined?

Ummm....

Getting stoned : Being thrown lots of stone........Ouch that outta hurt

Getting shined : Hmmmmm...........I guess this has something to do with those metal polish or shoe polish

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 11:16 am**

Originally posted by frogus
LMAO...The voice of experience speaks, I sense.

It had been a long day...

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 11:23 am**

Re: Re: You Know You're a Stoner When...

Originally posted by Jaesha
Yeah, I wondered a lot about that too. And where´s Fas and Weasel?

Weaslo probably busy become a good daddy....he probably staying up late changing dipers nowadays

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 11:32 am**

Re: Re: Hey, Sensei...

Originally posted by KidD01
Ummm....

Getting stoned : Being thrown lots of stone........Ouch that outta hurt

Getting shined : Hmmmmm...........I guess this has something to do with those metal polish or shoe polish

Just a lol to show people that this is funny IMO

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 11:56 am**

Well hey

You make roughly 1200 bucks a month, have a 300 rent payment with no other bills but still find youself struggling for cash. I mean, I dont know this for sure... and being a drunk doesnt help either but...

thug

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 2:59 pm**

Re: Re: You Know You're a Stoner When...

Originally posted by Jaesha
Yeah, I wondered a lot about that too. And where´s Fas and Weasel?

Fas has been busy in RL. I think he got a new job in a new area so hes been busy with that.

Weasels been around.

Ode is enjoying the summer in Australia.

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 7:06 pm**

You know your a stoner when

You spend more in a month than you did for all of 1980

Posted: **Mon Oct 07, 2002 7:17 pm**

Oh that ode, what a character.

Given his short term memory, he probably forgot which site he was a member of.

You know your stoner when...
When you sign into your hotmail, you have send for help cuz you forgot your pw.