Since it's October...

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 2:11 pm

What Monster Are You?

I vass...ze vampire.

The vampire is your monster match—the dentally endowed child of the night. This Halloween, take a nap during the day so you can make it from dusk 'til dawn. Like the "undead" themselves, you demonstrate eternal youth and an appetite for living that is contagious (no biting necessary). When the sun goes down, you have an uncanny sense of where to be and when to show up.

Even if you decide to strap on the udders and dress as a dairy cow, you still have a certain suave gracefulness that permeates even the silliest of costumes. Lay off the garlic and you'll have no trouble getting that special victim back to your coffin for a little nibble. Pace yourself Vampires, you're going to need to save a little energy for the day after. Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, but luckily, you can. So don't forget to freshen up a little after your Halloween weekend.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 2:25 pm

I found a better quiz:

What B-Movie Monster Am I?

You are a...Giant Mantis

You are irresistably drawn to biting off the heads of anyone around you. Yes, you are loathed and feared by all, but how many Saturday nights can you sit at home alone, eating Ben & Jerry's "****roach Caramel Crunch" and watching Microcosm again on Animal Planet? Just for once, try to resist.
If you can't resist, at least hide the bodies.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 2:36 pm

A Giant Lizard!

You're loyal to a fault. When your friends call, you're always available -- whether it's to help move a piano up the stairs or defend their island from a giant three-headed dragon.
You like your steak well done.

You still haven't figured out how to program your VCR

Well if the manual came in English it might help!

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 2:44 pm

Thats funny cause they call me a werewolf, cause of the hairy arms... and stuff.

Brett, there's a Werewolf lurking inside of you!

Ow-ow-owwwooooo! Your monster match is the werewolf, not because you need to shave (that's none of our business), but because you are one fierce creature. You might be mild-mannered during the day, but at night, you and your pack lead a wild, fast-paced lifestyle. Learn more about your Monster Match…

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 2:55 pm

From outer space

Hmm...

You've always felt like you didn't belong, even though you were Secretary of the high school Science Fiction club.
People find you distant and aloof. Try to come down to earth every once in awhile...but leave the probe at home.

You're unusually susceptible to colds and flu -- try echinachea, or another solar system.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 2:58 pm

yshania, there's a Vampire lurking inside of you!

The vampire is your monster match—the dentally endowed child of the night. This Halloween, take a nap during the day so you can make it from dusk 'til dawn. Like the "undead" themselves, you demonstrate eternal youth and an appetite for living that is contagious (no biting necessary)

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 2:59 pm

Nothing I can think of this year. Last year was great, when I dressed as something inappropriate to mention here.

Gold chains, bling-bling...

seraphshattered · Post by **seraphshattered** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 3:05 pm

i'm....a....giant ant.

i hate these quizzes..

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 3:07 pm

I am a Giant Spider!

You hang out in dark places, listening to The Smiths, waiting for someone to drop in. For kicks, you sneak up to naive young ladies and jump on their tuffets.
Passive-aggressive is the word for it.

But you're not just a spineless sucker -- you'll spend days doggedly climbling up that water spout, raindrops be damned.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 3:14 pm

Originally posted by seraphshattered
i hate these quizzes..

Get used to them

Nary a week goes by without a fresh quiz being posted

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 3:49 pm

Leland, there's a Werewolf lurking inside of you!

Figures... No matter how Suave I am, I'm always the hairy beast...

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 4:00 pm

Never would have thought

You are a...

You're a true water sign -- artistic, sensitive, shy.
You have a hard time finding dress shirts that fit.

You taste good with wasabi.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 4:11 pm

Samantha, there's a Mummy lurking inside of you!

You've been dead for 3000 years, but you are still the life of the party because your monster match is the mummy. Has anyone ever told you that you look sharp in linen, and white is definitely your color?

Oh, and I'm also stuck with Gwally on the Giant Spider thing.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 4:12 pm

You are a...

You're logical, thorough, every move you make is calculated. Try to be more spontaneous, carefree...go splashing in the fountain of life with your shoes on.
Not literally, of course, -- you'll short yourself out.

You enjoy watching Battlebots and running SETI@Home on your spare cycles. A bit of romantic advice: don't date anyone who's open-source.

Man! Thats bloody accurate!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 4:19 pm

@ AC: Stuck??!?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 4:55 pm

Im a giant spider.

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You hang out in dark places, listening to The Smiths, waiting for someone to drop in. For kicks, you sneak up to naive young ladies and jump on their tuffets.

Passive-aggressive is the word for it.

But you're not just a spineless sucker -- you'll spend days doggedly climbling up that water spout, raindrops be damned.
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Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 5:02 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
@ AC: Stuck??!?

I didn't mean it in a way to insult you, Gwally...

...But, I'd rather be stuck with somebody else, if you must know.

Not sure if you read it in the DF thread, but I openly said:

I used to be afraid of Ysh and Gwally... (And still am of Gwally )

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 5:31 pm

Ehem! At least the hubby would agree....

Jackie, there's a Devil lurking inside of you!

You are hotter than Hades, sinfully sexy and beautifully bad because your monster match is the devil. Controversy seems to follow wherever you go since your impish ways are full of mischief. With mottos like, "Flirt first and ask questions later," and "If you believe in the hereafter, then you must know what I'm here after," you make Temptation Island look like a monastery.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 5:38 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
You hang out in dark places, listening to The Smiths, waiting for someone to drop in. For kicks, you sneak up to naive young ladies and jump on their tuffets.

This is so true

Passive-aggressive is the word for it.

And this even more so!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 5:40 pm

"Never mind the 5-second rule -- you'll eat anything off the sidewalk, anytime. Patient, social, and organized by nature, you once waited 54 hours in line for Springsteen tickets.
You can carry an object five times your own weight, and thus are often called upon by friends who need to move pool tables and sectional sofas to new apartments.

Forget Them, it's all about you, baby."

bugger.