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Spam and let live pub
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 11:25 am
by Jaesha
Spam and let live pub and a one-headed goat
Spam and let live pub, may I take your order?
We also do out of the house orders, in case you want something in another thread.
Notice that the bottomless barrel of JD seems to be somewhat lost, so our stock is limited. However we have lots of this:
Enjoi-ji!
Since the lack of customers we are now showing the infamous, hideous, one-headed, two-eyed, four-legged singing goat!
Also, the grasshopper wrestling is in the far corner, and horse race bets WILL be taking.
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 11:27 am
by McBane
Well, if someone is going to twist my arm, I guess I'll take a Guiness!
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 11:29 am
by Jaesha
One Guiness coming up.
BTW Scayde, no male strippers. We do, however I´m guessing there´s ought to be some keen irish lads somewhere...
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:06 pm
by Tybaltus
Originally posted by Jaesha
BTW Scayde, no male strippers.
Thank God.
Well Jae, you certainly are making an impression. Whats this? Your second bar thread?
Well done, Jae.
I have yet to create a bar thread, and probably never will.
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:36 pm
by RandomThug
Right right
Alright I guess i'll take an order of cheese fry's and one black and tan...
thug
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:42 pm
by dragon wench
So erm.... if no male strippers are to be provided does that mean that all you lads will be filling in instead?
Although I'm not sure if that would attract or deter those of the female persuasion!
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:51 pm
by Jaesha
@Ty: Yeah well, someones gotta do it, and I´m not doing so many threads anyway...
DW: No kidding eh? I figured ya´d love this; 
of course, if ye like it the american way;
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:27 pm
by Jaesha
What is wrong with a pub?????? Ye don´t have to be so damn americanish all the time, ladies and lads!
Sure this is not some fancy flop hauze with modern furniture, but... this _is_ the way to enjoy beer! C'mon!
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:28 pm
by RandomThug
err
This isnt one of this wierd UK pubs were ya serve everything luke warm is it? Cause in that case I'll just sit in the corner and play darts sober ya wierdo's.
Thug
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:32 pm
by Jaesha
we´ve got everything cold from the tap, you name it! I like dart, although pool will remain my favorite for quite some time...
One beer coming up.
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 3:42 pm
by Gruntboy
*flash*
*streak*
You wish is my command, m'lady.
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 3:42 pm
by RandomThug
Sometimes
Check out my pic in the second post your pic thread... too lazy to find. Cause If it has to be done.. Well Scayde.... I'll do it. The pants... are comin off!
Thug
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 4:00 pm
by Aegis
I'm gonna need some serious Keiths'....
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 4:01 pm
by Gruntboy
Re: err
Originally posted by RandomThug
This isnt one of this wierd UK pubs were ya serve everything luke warm is it? Cause in that case I'll just sit in the corner and play darts sober ya wierdo's.
Thug
LOL - you want to talk wierd, the man who wants a black and tan!
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 4:13 pm
by RandomThug
Hey!
Damnit Grunt I figured I'd go with the flow, then I remembered the flow tastes horrible...
thug
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 4:17 pm
by Gruntboy
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 5:22 pm
by Tybaltus
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 5:23 pm
by RandomThug
No way
There aint no "streaking" involved. Im pants down and standing still with a beer in ma hand. Ladies want a show, what can I say... shirts comin off next.
Thug
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 5:25 pm
by Tybaltus
Re: No way
Originally posted by RandomThug
There aint no "streaking" involved. Im pants down and standing still with a beer in ma hand. Ladies want a show, what can I say... shirts comin off next.
Thug
Guh....*shudder*
This just aint good. Is this place zoned for this sort of stuff? Someone call the authorities!