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You start imagining you can force choke your wothless subordinate infront of their coleague

You keep hearing "Use the Force, Luke" when your car stuck in the traffic jam

You start saying, "I sense a disturbance in the force" without particular reason

. . . after receiving a bad grade on a test, you strangle your teacher and say, "You've failed me for the last time, professor."

. . . you get expelled from school for picking fights with trekkies.

. . . your neighbours think you're growing clones in your basement.

. . . before bed each night you kiss your poster of Ian McDarimid and whisper, "What is thy bidding, my master?"

. . . you beat the hell out of a co-worker for resetting the homepage on your computer from theforce.net to google.

. . . when your folks ask you why you want to borrow the car, you tell them you have to go to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters.

. . . you refer to your car as the Executor even though it's really an '84 Prelude.

. . . after a night of hard drinking, you seriously consider taking out a hit on Mel Brooks, Rick Moranis and Bill Pullman for "blasphemy".

... you try to use your mind to raise your car out of the mud
... and when it fails you expect a lil'green man to come and do it for you
... you rename your dog "Chewbacca"
... you nail cardboard wings to your car and call yourself "Red Leader"

... you try to get rid of door-to-door salesmen with Jedi mind tricks.

... 18 months ago you bought a new Ford Falcon, just so you could say you own the Millenium Falcon.

...........When you start a thread like this

...........When you reply to a thread like this

...........When you quote/identify with the comic book guy on Ths Simpsons- 'Worst thread ever!' as he would say.

........you try to make lightning come out of your fingers to attack your enemies.

........you insist that your boss is on the payroll of the Empire and/or a Dark Jedi.

... you want to strike down Anakin with a lightsabre in bitter jealousy over his incomparable babe of a girlfriend/wife.

Did I just write that?

When you try to use the jedi mind trick on the hot girl next door.

When that fails, you still think you can use the same trick to calm her bodybuider boyfriend.

When that too fails, you resignedly say "If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could imagine"

you call the technical support hotline saying "Help me Obiwan Kenobi....."

Originally posted by Maharlika
...you insist that your significant other wear Princess Leia hairdo while sporting the outfit she wore aboard Jabba's dessert barge.

And that makes you a Star Wars geek why?

Originally posted by Maharlika
...you insist that your significant other wear Princess Leia hairdo while sporting the outfit she wore aboard Jabba's dessert barge.

That's called "Living the good life"

You start using Smileys like this:






No worries,

Beldin

...You somehow become a Mod in a Star Wars forum, yet you you don't know how
... Speaking, begin you, like Master Yoda
... Everytime someone threatens you, you start singing "'Cause we got the Death the Star!"

Not much of a geek I suppose...

Originally posted by HighLordDave


And that makes you a Star Wars geek why?

... but perhaps more of a Star Wars fetish, don't you think?

you mumble "I sense a disturbance in the force". Short while later your annoying mother in law show up on your door step.