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the dangers of cosmetic surgery
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:39 pm
by dragon wench
In todays news :
A Danish man went into hospital to have a mole removed from his posterior quarters. Whilst under anaesthetic, he emitted some flatulence. At the same time, a spark from the surgeons knife ignited the gas, which in turn set fire to the surgical spirit which had been used to wash his testicles The 30 year old described how he awoke in agony, saying his penis and scrotum "were burning like hell." He is suing the hospital for ruining his sex life...a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying of the chain reaction 'no-one considered the possibility'
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:44 pm
by Rob-hin
!!!
Are you kidding or is this real?!?
In case of just kidding: ROFLMAO!!
In case of real news: .....can't ..... help it....must....ROFLMAO!!
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:53 pm
by Yshania
@Rob-hin LMAO!
I bet it is very real for him
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:00 pm
by Ned Flanders
I guess I'll think twice the next time a doctor mentions basal cell carcinoma to me.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:03 am
by Gruntboy
I saw this in the papers too - sounds genuine. I am unable to ROFLMAO given that I am wincing in sympathy pain.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:33 am
by HighLordDave
So what's the lesson here? Don't eat pinto beans and burritos the night before having surgery on anything even remotely near your ass.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:36 am
by Gruntboy
LMAO!
New! Product for cosmetic surgery patients! A cork. Only $29.95!
(patent pending: Gruntboy 2002).
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:52 pm
by dragon wench
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:56 pm
by Mr Sleep
@Dw Armageddon!
Avoid Gerbil's too
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:59 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by dragon wench
LMAO
that could be rather risky though, since if not used propely it could turn into a dangerous missile
I can see the headlines..
Doc loses eye in Operation!
He is sueing the patient and the inventer.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:05 pm
by HighLordDave
Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:07 pm
by Weasel
LMAO
Originally posted by HighLordDave
Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan.
Well Grunty,
your invention just got replaced.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:11 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by HighLordDave
Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan.
Sorry to spoil the party...but whatever happened to the trusty old scalpel??? This kind of thing would not have happened in the good old days!
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:13 pm
by McBane
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:14 pm
by dragon wench
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:16 pm
by Yshania
eunech (sp)?
Originally posted by dragon wench
Yep! back then the surgeon weilding the scalpel might have simply slipped slightly instead
ROFLMAO!!
at best ruining any chance of conception...at worst his sex life still!
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:17 pm
by Weasel
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:21 pm
by Yshania
Re: eunech (sp)?
oops!
cut!!!
that's what happens when you quote yourself instead of editing