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Famous Last Words
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:41 pm
by Obsidian
I got this idea from Beldin, Thanks bro!
The water will never rise This high.
Lightning never strikes twice.
Watch me juggle this chainsaw.
Check it out, this bear will eat right out of my hand!
The amazing (insert name here) will now perform the death defying Leap of Doom!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:50 pm
by Nightmare
Hey, thats not a violin!
No, don't inplug it, it'll just take a second...
I wonder what'll happen when I touch these two wires toge---
I wonder where the mother bear is.
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:53 pm
by leedogg
I just got home from water survival training and this was brought up-
"What are the odds that I'll go down in a helicopter?"
Our Instructor said that at the heliport on the very day that HE did go down in one. They were rescued after ONLY 8 Hours in the gulf waters!
I am waiting for my turn.
The odds are 1 in 4 if you spend a career out there.
For those that don't know- I work as an Oil and Gas Operator in the Gulf of Mexico. And we fly out and in every week.
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 10:01 pm
by leedogg
Originally posted by Gaxx_Firkraag
<snip>No, don't inplug it, it'll just take a second...
I wonder what'll happen when I touch these two wires toge---<snip>
I've said these 2 myself! LOL
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 11:59 pm
by Aegis
Hmm.. .memories of an old thread come flooding back...
Here's one of my favorites. Not quite last line, but close.
"I built this in my sleep. I do not know what it is, nor what it does, but I added this big red button. I want to press the button, but I can't, because I do not know what it will do!"
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 12:20 am
by Sailor Saturn
"She's just a little girl. What harm can she do?"
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 12:29 am
by Aegis
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn
"She's just a little girl. What harm can she do?"
Heh.... In which sense could she be "harmless"?
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 2:59 am
by CM
What does this button do?
In a horror movie: Lets split up!!
I swear i hate how they do that in every movie!
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:30 am
by Weasel
"Let me handle this"
"I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised."
"I have a very bad feeling about this."
"No retreat, no surrender!"
"I should survive this."
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:06 am
by frogus
'I'm gonna check out that howling noise in the basement..back in a minute...'
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 9:25 am
by Aegis
"What do you mean 'The Russians are coming'?"
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 9:27 am
by VoodooDali
The horror...the horror
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 10:17 am
by Rob-hin
* Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
* It'll hold...
* Sometimes, you scare me.
* It's just Sailor Saturn, what could she do?
* I know what quicksand looks like!
* Just feel the horsepower of this baby!
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 11:31 am
by Obsidian
@Aegis, anything built in your sleep can't be good. Kind of like the giant marshmallow dream...
It's the red wire right?
The orange flare is the one that means safety right?
Hey kids, look how I can start a fire with this gun.
And now, I'll catch a bullet between my teath.
Wrestling is fake.
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 11:42 am
by KidD01
*Trust me, I know what I'm doing !*
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 6:47 pm
by Aragorn Returns
one time my friends and made up these for each other,
one actually happened, he didn't die though,
i wonder if i can do a backflip off of this... he fell down and broke his arm.
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 6:56 pm
by Weasel
"Can I say something before I'm banned again"
On a plane with Omar...
"Sure I will let you free Omar"
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 6:59 pm
by Aragorn Returns
my friend devin:
how much special k is too much special k?
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 7:46 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Weasel
"Can I say something before I'm banned again"
I'm surprised that hasn't been coined as someones qoute yet...
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 9:08 pm
by Georgi
Courtesy of Blade II...
"Nomak wants revenge."
"Yeah, but he doesn't know this location..."