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Is Elvis alive ?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:57 am
by Beldin
Hi !
I personally do NOT believe in Elvis being still alive, but there are always some people who claim to have seen him, talked to him, or in one case of being his psychologist.
So what's the deal ? IS he alive ? If so - IS he on this planet ? IF not - WHY do people still believe he's alive ?
Please try not to SPAM to much, and PLEASE keep "Dr. SLY" out of this
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No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:10 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
I really, really hope he's not. I hate Elvis music with a passion. Seriously, though, I very much doubt it.
Although, if he is alive, he could be hiding out in Las Vegas and no-ne would ever find him what with all the Elvis impersonators there...
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 4:08 am
by Kayless
Of course Elvis is alive! He watches the earth from his secret base on the dark side of the moon, ordering his alien minions to kidnap bumpkins and mutilate livestock as part his elaborate plot to saturate the market with boy bands and simultaneously subvert the dairy industry (I could tell you how they’re connected, but then I’d have to kill you.) 
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 4:15 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Kayless
Of course Elvis is alive! He watches the earth from his secret base on the dark side of the moon, ordering his alien minions to kidnap bumpkins and mutilate livestock as part his elaborate plot to saturate the market with boy bands and simultaneously subvert the dairy industry (I could tell you how they’re connected, but then I’d have to kill you.)
ROFL
THAT could be "it" ....
But I'm still not entirely convinced.
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 4:20 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Beldin
IS he alive ? If so - IS he on this planet ? IF not - WHY do people still believe he's alive ?
No. No. They're crazy.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:09 am
by Vicsun
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:10 am
by Beldin
I just found something I want to share with y'all.
It can be found on a page called "hamsterrepublic" .
There HAS to be a deeper meaning to this !
Look
here .
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:15 am
by josh
Elvis is probably dead, or if he is alive, how can you tell him apart from the millions of impersonators out there.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:04 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
They left out Elvis vs. Mr T.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:14 pm
by AbysmalNature
I think people were so obsessed with him that when he finally died, they couldn't take it and instead ordained him a god, did you know that there is actually a church of elvis.
If he is alive he is probably sixty or so and living the good life in Tijuana somewhere, laughing histerically every time he buys one of those weekly world newspapers, and when he dies it will probably be caused by a heartattack caused by strenuous activity in the arms of a eighteen year old nymphomaniac.
Anyway that is my spiel on Elvis.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:54 pm
by Aegis
Well, Elvis is actually sharing a room with Jimmy Hendrix and Kurt Cobane on Marlon Brando's island. Every week, they have 2 tons of McDonalds hamburger shipped out tho them.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:01 pm
by CM
Nah he is living with the guys from MIB - he was actually an alien and he just went back.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:04 pm
by C Elegans
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 5:39 pm
by humanflyz
It's the same thing with 2Pac. Some people believe that he lives in an island in the Carribeans. There's all this speculation that 2Pac followed the teachings of Machiaveli(sp?), the guy who wrote The Prince. Machiaveli actually faked his death, and it is a fact that 2Pac heavily read Machiaveli. So that's where all this rumors come from.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:27 pm
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Aegis
Well, Elvis is actually sharing a room with Jimmy Hendrix and Kurt Cobane on Marlon Brando's island. Every week, they have 2 tons of McDonalds hamburger shipped out tho them.
Well that explains everything then.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:34 pm
by AbysmalNature
I for one eagerly await the King's long prohesized return to this Earth.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:24 pm
by Curdis
I like the comment from the Memphis coroner, 'If he wasn't dead before the postmortem he was after it!' - Curdis !
P.S. Aegis it's Jimi Hendrix
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:26 pm
by VoodooDali
Of course Elvis is alive!
I AM ELVIS
Now where did I put those pills and where the hell is my Monte Cristo sandwich?
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:13 am
by Maharlika
Originally posted by Beldin
I personally do NOT believe in Elvis being still alive, but there are always some people who claim to have seen him, talked to him, or in one case of being his psychologist.
Beldin was probably referring to this.
Elvis Sighting
Board-certified Kansas City, Mo., psychiatrist (and University of Kansas School of Medicine graduate) Dr. Donald Hinton told reporters in February that "Elvis Aron Presley, the entertainer(whom) everybody believes died in 1977," is alive and that Hinton has been treating him for migraine headaches, among other things, for five years. Hinton, 35, said he has several items from Presley containing his DNA and absolutely denied that he's running a scam (even though he is listed as co-author, with Presley, of a slow-selling book of what purport to be letters from Elvis to his fans). An Elvis Presley Enterprises official was unfazed, insisting that Elvis is still "in the garden (at Graceland)." [Associated Press, 2-9-02]
Seriously, I agree when it was mentioned that Elvis' untimely death (like Bruce Lee )was something too much for the fan(atic)s to accept. Something like a case of denial stage. IMHO