Cyber Match Inc. - The results are in!
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 12:19 pm
Alright folks, to prove I’ve really thought this out this time, see the attached table. I weighted some answers heavier than others, looked for trends, and ultimately matched all the lady SYMettes up with myself. Wait, that’s not true, results follow:
Vicsun & Frogus
These two made it easy on me. By visiting the thread their applications were auto-submitted, but neither filled out the questionnaire. I am sure they will be happy together.
CM & MiniGrunt
Another drive-by perpetrator, and I think he’d enjoy getting familiar with our familiar familiar. Make sure to rinse him off when you are done playing with him.
Xandax & T’lainya
I’m particularly proud of this one. The quiet unassuming Xandax is well suited to our mordant moderator. Just be careful Xandax, she has the temper of a fire-bat to compliment that lustrous red hair.
Rob-hin & Curdis
Well, OK, I’m not so proud of this one. Curdis expressed an interest in furry animals, and Rob-hin…. well he has that avatar that Curdis so furiously masturbates to. If it’s any consolation, Rob-hin looks like he could clean up nicely when he isn’t drinking cheap beer with his drunken mates. see backup plan under SS.
Mr. Sleep & Minerva
Sleepy, my boy, you owe me one. I consider Minerva to be quite a catch. Despite a slight age differential, these two down to earth, good natured SYMers match up well.
Craig & Aegis
Strap on your skates Aegis, you are going in for the other team. Remember the ‘Waverly knows best’ clause? Well I’m invoking it. Craig expressed an interest in a nice young man, and Aegis fits the bill.
Nippy and VoodooDali
Eh. I may have been drinking when I came up with this one, but who knows. I don’t even know if Voodoo is a male or female lemur, but I went on the assumption that Nippy is too desperate to care. Good luck!
Bloodstalker & Yshania
Another masterpiece of matchmaking. Blood says the Flames really flick his bick, and this flame shares his beach peeping proclivity. It’s inspiring to see genius at work, no?
Vivien & Waverly
Before I have to debunk any claims of there being a setup, I would just like to point out that Viv did express interest in an insane person. Sorry Viv, there didn’t happen to be any outgoing nerds, you will have to settle for an outgoing depraved person.
Vivien & Sailor Saturn
Viv, ever adventerous, had expressed an interest in hearing about a female match, and Miss Saturn wanted to be surprised. I don’t know how compatible these two are, I mostly just thought they would look cute together. Really cute.
At no extra charge, I’ll provide some backup plans though:
Viv might be suited to fellow darkflame Yshania and
Sailor Saturn doesn't so much match, but would complement Rob-hin pretty well.
C Elegans & McBane
A pair of pub crawling, surf frolickers. I hope that while McBane is relaxing in jeans, he isn’t upset that CE is relaxing while scantily clad. Other than that difference, this match looks pretty good on paper. and yes, I did get your check, McBane
Dotie & Buck Satan
Who to match up with an androgynous shut-in who dresses like a dork? I think it sounds like a job for uncle Satan, who secretly contacted me looking for just such a mate. “Why have you done this, Waverly?!” you may ask. My response is “I dunno
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OK all, how did I do? Let’s hear some chatter.
Vicsun & Frogus
These two made it easy on me. By visiting the thread their applications were auto-submitted, but neither filled out the questionnaire. I am sure they will be happy together.
CM & MiniGrunt
Another drive-by perpetrator, and I think he’d enjoy getting familiar with our familiar familiar. Make sure to rinse him off when you are done playing with him.
Xandax & T’lainya
I’m particularly proud of this one. The quiet unassuming Xandax is well suited to our mordant moderator. Just be careful Xandax, she has the temper of a fire-bat to compliment that lustrous red hair.
Rob-hin & Curdis
Well, OK, I’m not so proud of this one. Curdis expressed an interest in furry animals, and Rob-hin…. well he has that avatar that Curdis so furiously masturbates to. If it’s any consolation, Rob-hin looks like he could clean up nicely when he isn’t drinking cheap beer with his drunken mates. see backup plan under SS.
Mr. Sleep & Minerva
Sleepy, my boy, you owe me one. I consider Minerva to be quite a catch. Despite a slight age differential, these two down to earth, good natured SYMers match up well.
Craig & Aegis
Strap on your skates Aegis, you are going in for the other team. Remember the ‘Waverly knows best’ clause? Well I’m invoking it. Craig expressed an interest in a nice young man, and Aegis fits the bill.
Nippy and VoodooDali
Eh. I may have been drinking when I came up with this one, but who knows. I don’t even know if Voodoo is a male or female lemur, but I went on the assumption that Nippy is too desperate to care. Good luck!
Bloodstalker & Yshania
Another masterpiece of matchmaking. Blood says the Flames really flick his bick, and this flame shares his beach peeping proclivity. It’s inspiring to see genius at work, no?
Vivien & Waverly
Before I have to debunk any claims of there being a setup, I would just like to point out that Viv did express interest in an insane person. Sorry Viv, there didn’t happen to be any outgoing nerds, you will have to settle for an outgoing depraved person.
Vivien & Sailor Saturn
Viv, ever adventerous, had expressed an interest in hearing about a female match, and Miss Saturn wanted to be surprised. I don’t know how compatible these two are, I mostly just thought they would look cute together. Really cute.
Viv might be suited to fellow darkflame Yshania and
Sailor Saturn doesn't so much match, but would complement Rob-hin pretty well.
C Elegans & McBane
A pair of pub crawling, surf frolickers. I hope that while McBane is relaxing in jeans, he isn’t upset that CE is relaxing while scantily clad. Other than that difference, this match looks pretty good on paper. and yes, I did get your check, McBane
Dotie & Buck Satan
Who to match up with an androgynous shut-in who dresses like a dork? I think it sounds like a job for uncle Satan, who secretly contacted me looking for just such a mate. “Why have you done this, Waverly?!” you may ask. My response is “I dunno
OK all, how did I do? Let’s hear some chatter.