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Cyber Match Inc.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:19 am
by Waverly
Back by popular demand, or least a casual reference somewhere, I return once again to offer my matchmaking services. This time however I won’t be scrying the identity of your dream SYMer, I’m using complex algorithms and a fool-proof computer matchmaking program of my own creation. All you need do is fill in my simple questionnaire (this includes curious, yet attached, SYMlings. We are an open minded crew):
1) Classify me as:
a. Male
b. Female
c. I’m androgynous
d. Sub-human
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
c. A pleasant surprise.
d. Ubik who?
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
a. Weasel told me to.
b. I masturbate furiously to the avatars.
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
b. A barbeque.
c. Nothing, but my loins stir.
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
a. Looking at bathers through high power binoculars.
b. Happily building sandcastles.
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
d. Eaten by sharks.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
b. At churches and museums.
c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
d. Online.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
a. In top hat and tails.
b. In sweats or pajamas
c. Jeans and a pullover
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
a. Is generous for providing this service.
b. Is the Lucifer himself.
c. Will find my soul mate for me.
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
a. A practical econobox.
b. Something fast and flashy.
c. A gas guzzling SUV.
d. Not so much a car as an electric scooter.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
a. Male
b. Female
c. One of each please
d. Surprise me.
Feel free to include a short statement detailing anything else Waverly will need to know.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:28 am
by Vicsun
Originally posted by Waverly
Back by popular demand, or least a casual reference somewhere, I return once again to offer my matchmaking services. This time however I won’t be scrying the identity of your dream SYMer, I’m using complex algorithms and a fool-proof computer matchmaking program of my own creation. All you need do is fill in my simple questionnaire (this includes curious, yet attached, SYMlings. We are an open minded crew):
1) Classify me as:
a. Male
b. Female
c. I’m androgynous
d. Sub-human
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
c. A pleasant surprise.
d. Ubik who?
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
a. Weasel told me to.
b. I masturbate furiously to the avatars.
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
b. A barbeque.
c. Nothing, but my loins stir.
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
a. Looking at bathers through high power binoculars.
b. Happily building sandcastles.
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
d. Eaten by sharks.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
b. At churches and museums.
c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
d. Online.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
a. In top hat and tails.
b. In sweats or pajamas
c. Jeans and a pullover
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
a. Is generous for providing this service.
b. Is the Lucifer himself.
c. Will find my soul mate for me.
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
a. A practical econobox.
b. Something fast and flashy.
c. A gas guzzling SUV.
d. Not so much a car as an electric scooter.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
a. Male
b. Female
c. One of each please
d. Surprise me.
Feel free to include a short statement detailing anything else Waverly will need to know.
Is it just me or you're bored? Nah must be just me.
Answers: just write "D" on everything.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:51 am
by Bloodstalker
I will post my answers after I look at the cheat sheets.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:05 am
by Craig
a, c, d, d, c, N/A, c, d, b,
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:12 am
by Xandax
1)
Classify me as:
d. Sub-human
2)
I see the return of Ubik as:
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
3)
I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
4)
When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
5)
At the beach, you can find me:
d. Eaten by sharks.
6)
I prefer to meet people:
c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
7)
If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
a. In top hat and tails.
8)
I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9)
If I were a car, I’d be:
d. Not so much a car as an electric scooter.
10)
Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:22 am
by frogus
LMAO nwah ha ha ha hah!!!! he he hhehe he ehehe heeh!!!
*sigh* aahh. That was funny.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:29 am
by Vicsun
Originally posted by craig
a, c, d, d, c, N/A, c, d, b,
LMAO
Being truthful craig?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:35 am
by Waverly
OK, obviously I need many more responses. But so far, we have:
Vicson, who is leading the pack to be matched up with the Witchking due to inability to follow directions.
Craig, who supplies 9 answers to 10 questions
and Bloodstalker, who is either also in the running for Witchking, or has just tranferred funds to my paypal account in hopes I'll overlook the cheating.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:55 am
by Rob-hin
He goes nothing...
1)
Classify me as:
a. Male (very

)
2)
I see the return of Ubik as:
a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
3)
I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.
4)
When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
> Though I've noticed a few sigs here and there is about it and it does ring a bel, a big topic just before I got her I think...
5)
At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
6)
I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7)
If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
b. In sweats or pajamas
8)
I think matchmaker Waverly:
c. Will find my soul mate for me.
9)
If I were a car, I’d be:
A '67 Ford mustang shelby, no doubt in my mind

!
10)
Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
"serious" reply #2!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 12:42 pm
by Mr Sleep
1)a. Male
2)a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
3)d. The people are interesting.
4)a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5)d. Eaten by sharks.
6)c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
7)c. Jeans and a pullover
8)a. Is generous for providing this service.
9)a. A practical econobox.
10)b. Female
Anything Waverly should know....hmmmm.... You won the battle

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 12:47 pm
by Bloodstalker
1) Classify me as:
a. Male
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
d. Ubik who?
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
c. Nothing, but my loins stir.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
a. Looking at bathers through high power binoculars.
6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
c. A gas guzzling SUV.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
So, there ya go.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:07 pm
by Nippy
1)
Classify me as:
a. Male
2)
I see the return of Ubik as:
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
3)
I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.
4)
When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5)
At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
d. Saving people, hey! I'm a lifeguard!
6)
I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7)
If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
c. Jeans and a pullover
d. Scantily or not at all.
8)
I think matchmaker Waverly:
b. Is the Lucifer himself.
9)
If I were a car, I’d be:
e. A flashy saloon/business car, Mercedes/BMW
10)
Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:17 pm
by McBane
1) a. Male
2) d. Who?
3) d. People are interesting
4) a. (although my loins stir as well

)
5) c. (Who doesn't like to frolick)
6) a. Pubs (surprise

)
7) c. Jeans
8) c. Soulmate (I am more interested in the mating part)
9) b. fast and flashy (hmmm just the way I like my women)
10) b. Female - feel free to give me two of them

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:27 pm
by C Elegans
Last time you matched me with Vehemence, and since he is not here anymore, I certainly need a new match
1)
Classify me as:
b. Female
2)
I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise.
3)
I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.
4)
When I hear the phrase ?Darkflame?, I?m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5)
At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
6)
I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
7)
If I have nothing to do, I?m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.
8)
I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9)
If I were a car, I?d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.
10)
Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
a. Male
Additional information: Partner must not care too much about interior design and
not have a lot of nice antique furniture

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:31 pm
by McBane
Originally posted by C Elegans:
Additional information: Partner must not care too much about interior design and have a lot of nice antique furniture
I have antique furniture!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:35 pm
by Waverly
CE: How about someone that makes their own furniture... and no, I'm not talking about Christ

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:40 pm
by Sailor Saturn
1) Classify me as:
b. Female
2) I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise.
3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.
4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
and
b. A barbeque.
5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
6) I prefer to meet people:
b. At churches and museums.
and
d. Online.
7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
e. in a miniskirt.
8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.
9) If I were a car, I’d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.
10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
d. Surprise me.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:40 pm
by McBane
Originally posted by Waverly
CE: How about someone that makes their own furniture... and no, I'm not talking about Christ
Show off!
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 3:15 pm
by Vivien
1)
Classify me as:
b. Female
2)
I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise and a chance to learn new words/things.
3)
I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.
4)
When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5)
At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking (literally)

in the surf.
6)
I prefer to meet people:
a. At work and tech. hangouts
7)
If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.
8)
I think matchmaker Waverly:
a. Is generous for providing his services.
9)
If I were a car, I’d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.
10)
Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
c. One of each please
Feel free to include a short statement detailing anything else Waverly will need to know.
I tend to gravitate towards insane people, as they often are much more interesting.

Just keep that in mind

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 3:18 pm
by CM
Viv what are you cheating already??
Bah women they can't be trusted and damn confusing - that comment is for real life.