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Cyber Match Inc.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:19 am
by Waverly
Back by popular demand, or least a casual reference somewhere, I return once again to offer my matchmaking services. This time however I won’t be scrying the identity of your dream SYMer, I’m using complex algorithms and a fool-proof computer matchmaking program of my own creation. All you need do is fill in my simple questionnaire (this includes curious, yet attached, SYMlings. We are an open minded crew):

1) Classify me as:
a. Male
b. Female
c. I’m androgynous
d. Sub-human

2) I see the return of Ubik as:
a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
c. A pleasant surprise.
d. Ubik who?

3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
a. Weasel told me to.
b. I masturbate furiously to the avatars.
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.

4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
b. A barbeque.
c. Nothing, but my loins stir.
d. Nothing, simply nothing.

5) At the beach, you can find me:
a. Looking at bathers through high power binoculars.
b. Happily building sandcastles.
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
d. Eaten by sharks.

6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
b. At churches and museums.
c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
d. Online.

7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
a. In top hat and tails.
b. In sweats or pajamas
c. Jeans and a pullover
d. Scantily or not at all.

8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
a. Is generous for providing this service.
b. Is the Lucifer himself.
c. Will find my soul mate for me.
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.

9) If I were a car, I’d be:
a. A practical econobox.
b. Something fast and flashy.
c. A gas guzzling SUV.
d. Not so much a car as an electric scooter.

10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
a. Male
b. Female
c. One of each please
d. Surprise me.

Feel free to include a short statement detailing anything else Waverly will need to know.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:28 am
by Vicsun
Originally posted by Waverly
Back by popular demand, or least a casual reference somewhere, I return once again to offer my matchmaking services. This time however I won’t be scrying the identity of your dream SYMer, I’m using complex algorithms and a fool-proof computer matchmaking program of my own creation. All you need do is fill in my simple questionnaire (this includes curious, yet attached, SYMlings. We are an open minded crew):

1) Classify me as:
a. Male
b. Female
c. I’m androgynous
d. Sub-human

2) I see the return of Ubik as:
a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.
c. A pleasant surprise.
d. Ubik who?

3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
a. Weasel told me to.
b. I masturbate furiously to the avatars.
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.

4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
b. A barbeque.
c. Nothing, but my loins stir.
d. Nothing, simply nothing.

5) At the beach, you can find me:
a. Looking at bathers through high power binoculars.
b. Happily building sandcastles.
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
d. Eaten by sharks.

6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.
b. At churches and museums.
c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.
d. Online.

7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
a. In top hat and tails.
b. In sweats or pajamas
c. Jeans and a pullover
d. Scantily or not at all.

8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
a. Is generous for providing this service.
b. Is the Lucifer himself.
c. Will find my soul mate for me.
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.

9) If I were a car, I’d be:
a. A practical econobox.
b. Something fast and flashy.
c. A gas guzzling SUV.
d. Not so much a car as an electric scooter.

10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
a. Male
b. Female
c. One of each please
d. Surprise me.

Feel free to include a short statement detailing anything else Waverly will need to know.
Is it just me or you're bored? Nah must be just me.

Answers: just write "D" on everything.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:51 am
by Bloodstalker
I will post my answers after I look at the cheat sheets. :cool:

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:05 am
by Craig
a, c, d, d, c, N/A, c, d, b,

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:12 am
by Xandax
1) Classify me as:
d. Sub-human

2) I see the return of Ubik as:
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.

3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.

4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
d. Nothing, simply nothing. :p

5) At the beach, you can find me:
d. Eaten by sharks.

6) I prefer to meet people:
c. I don’t like people, leave me alone.

7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
a. In top hat and tails.

8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.

9) If I were a car, I’d be:
d. Not so much a car as an electric scooter.

10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:22 am
by frogus
LMAO nwah ha ha ha hah!!!! he he hhehe he ehehe heeh!!!
*sigh* aahh. That was funny.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:29 am
by Vicsun
Originally posted by craig
a, c, d, d, c, N/A, c, d, b,
LMAO
Being truthful craig? :D

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:35 am
by Waverly
OK, obviously I need many more responses. But so far, we have:

Vicson, who is leading the pack to be matched up with the Witchking due to inability to follow directions.

Craig, who supplies 9 answers to 10 questions :rolleyes:

and Bloodstalker, who is either also in the running for Witchking, or has just tranferred funds to my paypal account in hopes I'll overlook the cheating.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:55 am
by Rob-hin
He goes nothing...


1) Classify me as:
a. Male (very :D )

2) I see the return of Ubik as:
a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.

3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.

4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
d. Nothing, simply nothing.
> Though I've noticed a few sigs here and there is about it and it does ring a bel, a big topic just before I got her I think... :confused:

5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.

6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.

7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
b. In sweats or pajamas

8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
c. Will find my soul mate for me.

9) If I were a car, I’d be:
A '67 Ford mustang shelby, no doubt in my mind :cool: !

10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female


"serious" reply #2! :)

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 12:42 pm
by Mr Sleep
1)a. Male
2)a. One of the signs of the apocalypse.
3)d. The people are interesting.
4)a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
5)d. Eaten by sharks.
6)c. I don’t like people, leave me alone. :D
7)c. Jeans and a pullover
8)a. Is generous for providing this service.
9)a. A practical econobox.
10)b. Female

Anything Waverly should know....hmmmm.... You won the battle :D

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 12:47 pm
by Bloodstalker
1) Classify me as:
a. Male


2) I see the return of Ubik as:

d. Ubik who? :D

3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:

c. I have no life.


4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:

c. Nothing, but my loins stir.




5) At the beach, you can find me:
a. Looking at bathers through high power binoculars.

6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.


7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:

d. Scantily or not at all.




8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.

9) If I were a car, I’d be:
c. A gas guzzling SUV.


10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:

b. Female


So, there ya go.

:D

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:07 pm
by Nippy
1) Classify me as:
a. Male

2) I see the return of Ubik as:
b. Symbolic of the biblical prodigal son.

3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
c. I have no life.
d. The people are interesting.

4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.

5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.
d. Saving people, hey! I'm a lifeguard! :D

6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.

7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
c. Jeans and a pullover
d. Scantily or not at all.

8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
b. Is the Lucifer himself.


9) If I were a car, I’d be:
e. A flashy saloon/business car, Mercedes/BMW

10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
b. Female

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:17 pm
by McBane
1) a. Male
2) d. Who?
3) d. People are interesting
4) a. (although my loins stir as well :D )
5) c. (Who doesn't like to frolick)
6) a. Pubs (surprise ;) )
7) c. Jeans
8) c. Soulmate (I am more interested in the mating part)
9) b. fast and flashy (hmmm just the way I like my women)
10) b. Female - feel free to give me two of them :D

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:27 pm
by C Elegans
Last time you matched me with Vehemence, and since he is not here anymore, I certainly need a new match :D

1) Classify me as:
b. Female

2) I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise.

3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.

4) When I hear the phrase ?Darkflame?, I?m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.

5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.

6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At pubs and clubs.

7) If I have nothing to do, I?m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.

8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.

9) If I were a car, I?d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.

10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
a. Male

Additional information: Partner must not care too much about interior design and not have a lot of nice antique furniture ;)

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:31 pm
by McBane
Originally posted by C Elegans:
Additional information: Partner must not care too much about interior design and have a lot of nice antique furniture


I have antique furniture! :D :D ;)

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:35 pm
by Waverly
CE: How about someone that makes their own furniture... and no, I'm not talking about Christ :D

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:40 pm
by Sailor Saturn
1) Classify me as:
b. Female

2) I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise.

3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.

4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.
and
b. A barbeque.

5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking in the surf.

6) I prefer to meet people:
b. At churches and museums.
and
d. Online.

7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
e. in a miniskirt.

8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
d. I cannot answer on the advice of my attorney.

9) If I were a car, I’d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.

10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
d. Surprise me.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:40 pm
by McBane
Originally posted by Waverly
CE: How about someone that makes their own furniture... and no, I'm not talking about Christ :D
Show off!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 3:15 pm
by Vivien
1) Classify me as:
b. Female

2) I see the return of Ubik as:
c. A pleasant surprise and a chance to learn new words/things.

3) I enjoy visiting SYM because:
d. The people are interesting.

4) When I hear the phrase ‘Darkflame’, I’m reminded of:
a. A pleasant group of female SYMers.

5) At the beach, you can find me:
c. Swimming and frolicking (literally) :D in the surf.

6) I prefer to meet people:
a. At work and tech. hangouts :)

7) If I have nothing to do, I’m usually dressed:
d. Scantily or not at all.

8) I think matchmaker Waverly:
a. Is generous for providing his services.

9) If I were a car, I’d be:
b. Something fast and flashy.

10) Although Waverly knows best, given a choice my mate would be:
c. One of each please

Feel free to include a short statement detailing anything else Waverly will need to know.

I tend to gravitate towards insane people, as they often are much more interesting. :) Just keep that in mind ;)

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 3:18 pm
by CM
Viv what are you cheating already??
Bah women they can't be trusted and damn confusing - that comment is for real life.