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Another Couple
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2001 11:14 pm
by Mr Snow
Prince Charles was arriving to open a museum in Cunnamulla. Departing the plane, he was decked out in full royal regalia but with a Davey Crocket Hat perched atop his head.
At luch time the museum co-ordinator mustered the courage and asked Charles why the fur hat?
Charles replied "I was chatting with mummy about the opening and she asked where it was. I said it was at the lovely town of Cunnamulla. and she replied: Where the f'ucks that!"
The second one:
(puts on anti-flame ring)
Did you hear the army stormed the second storey of K-mart today.
They were looking for Bed Linen.
[Hides shame-faced after that last joke.]
[ 10-09-2001: Message edited by: Mr Snow ]
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2001 11:51 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Mr Snow:
<STRONG>Prince Charles was arriving to open a museum in Cunnamulla. Departing the plane, he was decked out in full royal regalia but with a Davey Crocker Hat perched atop his head.
At luch time the museum co-ordinator mustered the courage and asked Charles why the fur hat?
Charles replied "I was chatting with mummy about the opening and she asked where it was. I said it was at the lovely town of Cunnamulla. and she replied: Where the f'ucks that!"</STRONG>
I don't get it.
Originally posted by Mr Snow:
<STRONG>The second one:
(puts on anti-flame ring)
Did you hear the army stormed the second storey of K-mart today.
They were looking for Bed Linen.
[Hides shame-faced after that last joke.]</STRONG>
I hope they managed to destroy that K-mart.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2001 11:59 pm
by Mr Snow
@SS
Joke 1 punch line:
Where the F'ucks that... ...Wear the Fox Hat!
Hope that is now clear
[ 10-09-2001: Message edited by: Mr Snow ]
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2001 11:59 pm
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Mr Snow:
<STRONG>The second one:
(puts on anti-flame ring)
Did you hear the army stormed the second storey of K-mart today.
They were looking for Bed Linen.
[Hides shame-faced after that last joke.]</STRONG>
I swear I read somewhere in the newspaper about that occuring, a while ago. In Scotland I think.
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2001 12:05 am
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Mr Snow:
<STRONG>@SS
Joke 1 punch line:
Where the F'ucks that... ...Where the Fox Hat!
Hope that is now clear</STRONG>
That explains why I didn't get it. Davey Crockett wore a coon skin hat, not a fox skin hat.
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2001 12:10 am
by Mr Snow
Originally posted by Mr Snow:
<STRONG>@SS
Joke 1 punch line:
Where the F'ucks that... ...Wear the Fox Hat!
Hope that is now clear</STRONG>