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Hey everybody! I’ve finally reached the apex of spam! 1000 posts! I am no longer a peon! Hurray! A special thanks goes out to all you zany characters that inhabit this little place we like to call SYM. You’re what makes spamming great!


Kayless’ evolution from Spam Peon to Spam Grunt

Here are some bonus goodies! A few of my most noteworthy posts! From my [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=000027"]early days[/url] as a confused newbie seeking help with his faulty Icewind Dale CD, to my [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=002339"]eloquently worded feelings[/url] on BG1 and BG2 and ascension to prominence in the [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=003441"]Shadow Guild[/url] (and later the immense [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=003550"]Shadow Mages[/url]) and even my [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=004379"]in-dept analysis[/url] on Sarevok’s psyche. All there for your viewing convenience and a sense of totality. But enough sentimental crap! Let’s party! It's guaranteed fun!*


Fun not guaranteed.

Hehe, congrats Kayless! Though I will have to spam much more to follow in your footsteps on this boards...

Well done kayless, it is a rocky road down hill from now on, one starts out as a newbie making concise posts that show an insight into the chosen subject, get to about 500-600 (posts) and you are on top form, every sentence you type is a working model of ingenuity and diplomacy...... but then you near your 1000 things start to change, there is evolution at work.

But evolution baby has failed again, days get longer, you spend more time posting less content more irrelevant nonesense...... and then you wake up one morning and notice it has all been leading to something, something hideous and grotesque..... it has led to spam......you are a spammer!

[ 08-12-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Well done kayless, it is a rocky road down hill from now on, one starts out as a newbie making concise posts that show an insight into the chosen subject, get to about 500-600 (posts) and you are on top form, every sentence you type is a working model of ingenuity and diplomacy...... but then you near your 1000 things start to change, there is evolution at work.

But evolution baby has failed again, days get longer, you spend more time posting less content more irrelevant nonesense...... and then you wake up one morning and notice it has all been leading to something, something hideous and grotesque..... it has led to spam......you are a spammer!

</STRONG>

Hehe, so true, that's what pretty much happened to me at BGDungeon... And now it's happening again at the Elysium, but that doesn't matter since I'm one of the admins over there.

congrads Kayless!!

u know i followed all your posts since u became a member from the Shadow Guild.
And i must say: Mage Bashing and your Hell Orca still rule over a lot of spam .

Have a nice: 'yes ad last my 100th post'day!

@Grojlach, Mr. Sleep, TheDude, Thanks guys. It’s been a steep climb to get this high but now that I’ve reached the summit of the spam hill I might as well have fun sledding back down. It's all downhill from here baby! Right Hell Orca?

"Damn strait Kayless!"

Congrats Kayless, may there be many more!

Thanks Nippy. The Spam is with me. This I know, for it surrounds us, penetrates us, and holds the galaxy together.

Hey Congats there young SPAMMER!

Your learning the ways of the Spam

Hey, I was a part of the in-depth sarevok psyche analysis I remember that!

CONGRATS AGAIN!!!

LOL Thanks Vehemence. That Sarevok debate was pretty insightful wasn’t it? I can only hope to be involved with one or two more like it on my way to the next 1000 posts.

congrats...the shadow mages wouldn't be who we are today without your spam.

Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>LOL Thanks Vehemence. That Sarevok debate was pretty insightful wasn’t it? I can only hope to be involved with one or two more like it on my way to the next 1000 posts. </STRONG>

Hmmm... perhaps we could discuss the vital issue of what's really more important Inner beauty vs outer beauty

Or perhaps the question that plagues every scientists mind, why does everything taste like chicken?

or does chicken taste like everything?

Originally posted by nael:
<STRONG>or does chicken taste like everything?</STRONG>

Hmmmm... why does everything involving chickens somehow turn into a paradoxical arguement...

Which came first, chicken or the egg?

Does everything taste like chicken or does chicken taste like everything?

Foul?

Good to see you nael. Hmmmm all this chicken talk is making me hungry.

Congrats Kayless. Many spammy returns and all that.

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Does everything taste like chicken or does chicken taste like everything?

Foul?

</STRONG>

You think Foul tastes like chicken?!?

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>one starts out as a newbie making concise posts that show an insight into the chosen subject, get to about 500-600 (posts) and you are on top form, every sentence you type is a working model of ingenuity and diplomacy...... </STRONG>

So I guess I must have skipped that part...

Congrats, @Kayless. I know you could do it. Hell, if I could do it, anybody can.

It's really weird. Mr. Sleep has nailed the dregradation of a spammer quite nicely. I already notice I've been post so many more nonsense thnings. (Remember counting with Aegis?)



Congrats Kayless.

who was firts the egg or the chicken
rande vouz any one ???

sorry french isn't my best side??

(not that me english is great )