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Hoax or not?
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:22 pm
by Weasel
Men on the moon.
NASA says it landed men on the moon, but do we really have proof? Could it be the desert instead of the moon?
I thought for a while, it might just be a big hoax....till the other night.
Me and the wife where sitting out back of the house, cooking some hamburgers on the grille and out of nowhere a golfball hit her in the eye.
I did a little bit of detective work and found out...it fell off the moon.
Needless to say..I called a lawyer and I'm going to sue NASA.
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:26 pm
by Gwalchmai
First: Did a golfball really hit her? If so, I'm sorry, and I hope she's alright.
Second: ROFLMAO!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:27 pm
by Rob-hin
You've got a wife?!?!
What a great country you guy's live in, sue-ing everybody. Thats impossible here in Holland.
Ps. Nice goiing in Jeopardy! If you were a mod... ah wel
[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: Rob-hin ]
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2001 2:38 pm
by fable
I think you're onto something, @Weasel. I suggest analyzing the properties of the golfball to see if they're extra-terrestial in nature. It's always possible that your wife will erupt into something out of Alien, any second now.
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2001 3:27 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>First: Did a golfball really hit her? If so, I'm sorry, and I hope she's alright.
Second: ROFLMAO!!!
</STRONG>
Nope a golf ball didn't hit her.
Kind of ruins my story now.
Originally posted by Rob-hin:
<STRONG>You've got a wife?!?!
What a great country you guy's live in, sue-ing everybody. Thats impossible here in Holland.
</STRONG>
As strange as it seems.
Yes I do have a wife. Took forever to run one down. I believe they are getting faster, or old age is catching me.
Here in the US...they sue over anything.
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>I think you're onto something, @Weasel. I suggest analyzing the properties of the golfball to see if they're extra-terrestial in nature. It's always possible that your wife will erupt into something out of Alien, any second now.
</STRONG>
Roger roger, will get chainsaw out and investigate.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:01 am
by Gruntboy
ROFLMAO.
Its those b'stards at slazenger. They're in cahoots with NASA!
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 5:23 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>ROFLMAO.
Its those b'stards at slazenger. They're in cahoots with NASA!</STRONG>
I will sue them too.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 7:17 am
by Mr Sleep
If you ask me she is awfully lucky it wasn't a cabbage.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 8:09 am
by Vicsun
Yes, we all know how dangerous cabiges are.
*shivers*
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 8:29 am
by Happy Evil
I thought the moon was made out of cheese not golfballs?? Or was it cheeseballs?
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 9:05 am
by fable
Originally posted by Happy Evil:
<STRONG>I thought the moon was made out of cheese not golfballs?? Or was it cheeseballs?
</STRONG>
Golfball-flavored cheese whiz. Giving it to prisoners was outlawed by the Geneva Convention, incidentally, but so was the Eurovision Song Contest, and we know how poorly that prohibition was observed.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 1:14 pm
by Bloodstalker
Posted by Weasel
Yes I do have a wife. Took forever to run one down. I believe they are getting faster,
Dude, if you cut your headlights on, they just kinda stand there. Just put some plastic on your bumper first, or it might get messy.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2001 3:18 pm
by friend_al_23
The Astronaut's Wife
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2001 6:11 pm
by cheesemage
Ok im going to clear up a few things, 1 the moon is not made of cheese its made of spam, 2 the astronauts didnt golf on the moon they were trying to hit evil spam creatures with a small nuke. There now it all makes sense right.
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:24 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by cheesemage:
<STRONG>Ok im going to clear up a few things, 1 the moon is not made of cheese its made of spam, 2 the astronauts didnt golf on the moon they were trying to hit evil spam creatures with a small nuke. There now it all makes sense right.</STRONG>
Meaning?? My wife got hit in the eye with a small nuke....
I"M SUEING!!