Call Me Dr. Ruth of Amn
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 1:35 am
After leafing through the BG2 Game Manual, I've come up with a list of spells I certainly would/certainly would not recommend in preparation for a night of intimacy. I gotta say this topic gives some spells (ie. Hold Person) totally different meanings.
Blindness - if ever you find yourself with a less than comely partner
Charm Person - no explanation needed
Find Familiar - by this time you should know where your "familiar" is located
Grease - perfect for virgins!
Identify - "so… is that a +2 cat o' nine tails?"
Infravision - for people who enjoy seeing what's happening
Sleep - whatever for?
Deafness - cast upon young eavesdroppers
Invisibility - now that would be cool!
Luck - some need it to even get this far. "cough" Sleep "cough"
Mirror Image - Super-cool! Just remember to tell him/her which is the real one.
Strength - forget Viagra! Just cast this spell!
Haste - unless you're at work or in a public place, I'd advise against it (but see Non-detection below)
Monster Summoning - sicko!
Non-detection - perfect if you're at work or in a public place
Protection From Cold - anyone from Alaska?
Protection from Normal Weapons - "What the hell are you doing with my wife?!"
Slow - unquestionably THE best spell for the bedroom!
Wizard Eye - you can have your cake AND watch yourself eating it!
Domination - well, if you're into that sort of thing
Improved Haste - same as above, only you aren't fatigued afterwards.
Mislead - in case of emergencies, cast this spell
Tenser's Transformation - same as Strength, but duration is much longer
Simulacrum - no, no , no, no! Why enjoy pleasure vicariously?
Time Stop - Its short duration knocks it down to 2nd place after Slow
Earthquake - create unforgettable memories with this spell
Cure Diease - one can't be too careful!
Animate Dead - uh… I think I'll end here
Blindness - if ever you find yourself with a less than comely partner
Charm Person - no explanation needed
Find Familiar - by this time you should know where your "familiar" is located
Grease - perfect for virgins!
Identify - "so… is that a +2 cat o' nine tails?"
Infravision - for people who enjoy seeing what's happening
Sleep - whatever for?
Deafness - cast upon young eavesdroppers
Invisibility - now that would be cool!
Luck - some need it to even get this far. "cough" Sleep "cough"
Mirror Image - Super-cool! Just remember to tell him/her which is the real one.
Strength - forget Viagra! Just cast this spell!
Haste - unless you're at work or in a public place, I'd advise against it (but see Non-detection below)
Monster Summoning - sicko!
Non-detection - perfect if you're at work or in a public place
Protection From Cold - anyone from Alaska?
Protection from Normal Weapons - "What the hell are you doing with my wife?!"
Slow - unquestionably THE best spell for the bedroom!
Wizard Eye - you can have your cake AND watch yourself eating it!
Domination - well, if you're into that sort of thing
Improved Haste - same as above, only you aren't fatigued afterwards.
Mislead - in case of emergencies, cast this spell
Tenser's Transformation - same as Strength, but duration is much longer
Simulacrum - no, no , no, no! Why enjoy pleasure vicariously?
Time Stop - Its short duration knocks it down to 2nd place after Slow
Earthquake - create unforgettable memories with this spell
Cure Diease - one can't be too careful!
Animate Dead - uh… I think I'll end here