Okey Dokey !
The bottom line about women is they are one mysterious creature. The more ignorant they were towards you the more you want them. Unless you're gay
One thing to do about courting females are information ! you simply don't want to spoil her feelings towards you just because you give her wrong kind of flowers or chocolates !
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[This message has been edited by KidD01 (edited 03-05-2001).]
Originally posted by Weasel: @Flagg....you and the rest can teach him...if this page got back to my wife....Ummmm it would not be a pretty site.. All the roses in the world wouldn't help me..
uhh... I DO know what you mean Weasel, oh yes I do
-Women are always saying they want honesty. That is exactly what you should give them... When asked how they look, give it to them with both barrels: "Your right, that outfit *does* make you look 10lbs heavier." They will love you for it.
-Women want to know your thoughts and feelings. So when you are out to dinner and she is telling you about her day and asks what you are thinking, tell her: "I was daydreaming about Heidi Klume's @ss." This will earn you points.
-Women like a sense of humor. Never waste the opportunity to mock her mom or her friends.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Hey I can use some advise. If you say something that you didn't mean and it hearts your girlfriend should you just say your sorry or explain what you meant?
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Originally posted by Waverly: Are we still helping Brink (I think he needs it)?
-Women are always saying they want honesty. That is exactly what you should give them... When asked how they look, give it to them with both barrels: "Your right, that outfit *does* make you look 10lbs heavier." They will love you for it.
-Women want to know your thoughts and feelings. So when you are out to dinner and she is telling you about her day and asks what you are thinking, tell her: "I was daydreaming about Heidi Klume's @ss." This will earn you points.
-Women like a sense of humor. Never waste the opportunity to mock her mom or her friends.
oops Waverly ( )... you are BAAAAAAAAAAD
ROFL
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Originally posted by BlackSheep: Hey I can use some advise. If you say something that you didn't mean and it hearts your girlfriend should you just say your sorry or explain what you meant?
Just turn the words upside down into the sentence that really makes her wanna fly high to the moon ! (I believe that's what politicians did too ! )
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Hail to The KidD ! Champion of Spam, The Dark Lord of Spamsters !
Originally posted by BlackSheep: Hey I can use some advise. If you say something that you didn't mean and it hearts your girlfriend should you just say your sorry or explain what you meant?
Just go out and buy her a diamond ring, she will forgive you instantly
Originally posted by Waverly: How did you figure out I was Weasel?
Then I shall give you a title too ! U.R.Weasel.2.
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They can only kill me with golden bullet !
"The Deed is Done" -- Hanzo Hattori
Hail to The KidD ! Champion of Spam, The Dark Lord of Spamsters !
Originally posted by BlackSheep: Hey I can use some advise. If you say something that you didn't mean and it hearts your girlfriend should you just say your sorry or explain what you meant?
This is an extremely painful situation. The problem with women is that they have an excellent memory for situations such as this one. Even if you did apologize with Jewelry and flowers, be ready to be remembered about this for a couple of years.
Flagg
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