Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>So you think that if I was less of a bastard, then Vehemence + Georgi = >62.5%? </STRONG>
I didn't say that
<STRONG>Hmmm... incidentilly, when's my slumber party? </STRONG>
Oh, you'll have to ask Viv, she's in charge We just turn up with our alcohol, and ice cream, and chocolate, and movies to watch, and skimpy nightwear...
I got the same as you weasel, I'm definitely a man!
Good to know, I guess
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>We just turn up with our alcohol, and ice cream, and chocolate, and movies to watch, and skimpy nightwear... </STRONG>
*Drops to his knees and thanks God he's a man!!!*
The mental image alone could melt a cheese sandwhich from across the room!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I got the same as you weasel, I'm definitely a man!
Good to know, I guess </STRONG>
Jeez, you needed the test to confirm it for you?
The Un-telligence Test
Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
49% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Congratulations! Based on inflation, taxes, the anticipated world economy, melting icecaps, free love, the global yeast war of 2017, the Canadian depression of 2021, and your personal financial outlook, you can expect to be worth one million dollars at...
38 years old!
This is how you'll make (or lose) big bucks during your very eventful life. Match these events on your personal timeline with the graph to see their effects.
2004: You discover a cure for the common hippy.
2006: Too many babies! Sex gets expensive!
2011: You start a career as a porn star in ****opatra.
2013: Robbed by Bigfoot. Grand Theft Sasquatch not covered by insurance.
"Hi, I'm Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, noted crap-monger, and star of TV's Melrose Place. I'm also a psychic. Anyway... I predict that your first million dollars will be made in 2015, in the following ways: "
$97,000 through insider trading.
$195,000 being a star.
$193,000 through lucrative nerd-ism, like me, Bill Gates.
$91,000 criminal mischief.
$289,000 working 9 to 5.
$87,000 'working' between the sheets.
$48,000 odd-jobs for the Pope.
And finally:
"What would you do with $1,000,000?"
2,327,055 people have taken this test. Here are the last 5 responses.
"I would get the hell out of the midwest!"
-JLM from St. Paul, Minnesota (9:46 EST)
"I would use some of the money to start a suicide awareness program in Florida schools. Some would be used to make a stock portfolio, and the rest Im spendin baby! I want a new car, new clothes, new room, Im taking lots of vacations, maybe I'll have a mini Disney built in our backyard.. hmm..."
-JAH from Brandon, florida (9:43 EST)
"I would fly myself to my fiancee in texas."
-VMP from yokine, australia (9:37 EST)
"I would buy a pimp and become a drug lord."
-kl from midlothian, va (9:32 EST)
"I would buy a giant squid and aquarium and make people pay to swim with it. (they would of course be eaten fast enough so the others in line dont hear their screams) ...For my own entertainment."
-RVG from Okinawa, Japan (9:30 EST)
Click here for an endless supply of answers to this question.
Of the 2,327,055 people who've taken the WealthTest:
38% have shoplifted without getting caught
41% sign their name with an initial
40% have profited from the misery of mankind
20% have burned, torched, flamed, or ignited currency
2% wear pasties to work
19% scratch 'n sniff themselves
and 599875 have moms who fart
WealthTest takers last year made an average of $21,716.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
*Vehemence wonders what Georgi is doing waving a stick with marshmellows over his head*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
58% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.
"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 92% chance that he will end up in prison!
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 58% Un-telligent
Mediocrity! Why those little!!!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 38% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (22%)
people just as gay as you (4%)
people gayer than you (73%)
Well duh!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>It lies!!! </STRONG>
LMAO! Disturbing isn't it, that someone as crazy as me is normal!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (77%)
people just as gay as you (2%)
people gayer than you (20%)
Based on the 456,069 submissions before you.
The world-wide gayness average is 37%.
11% of all test takers describe themselves as gay.
24 is the gayest age.
Women average 33% gay.
Men average 40%.
Hmmm... Georgi 38% gay? Might have to up the alcohol level at the slumber party! Should have that percentage around 50% or so
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>My test was rigged </STRONG>
Yea sure, so explain why Slyweasel and waverly get a match of 82%????
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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