I would just like to, uhm, inform you of a delay in these semi-final wrestling matches, as Lost One has been drinking again, and thus, his mind is clouded with alcohol, which means he is unable to post the results as of yet.
In the meantime, third parties can vote for who they think should win in each semi-final match and give reasons as to why...which might weight something when it comes to deciding who is the rightful winner.
Thank you for bearing with us.
President of the FWWF Association,
Lost One
Fantasy Wrestling
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CHEATER!Luis Antonio wrote:*Iridur Deathand speaks*
THE GOLEM MUST DIEEEEE!!!!
I will raise the crowd, so that the golem get hurt faster. I'm gonna get all the souls in my profilactery and throw them in the battlefield, and mr Golem will be hold in his movement rate...
And my army of undead will rule the championship!
BTW, I'll keep only CM alive. Cause I'd love to see the stinky one to win.
*Iridur Deathand start spellcasting*
Coach Rob-hin wil naturally not let that happen and casts Teleportation Circle under Iridur. He will appear somewhere high in the sky (next to the flying arena
).Then, to compensate the spells used against the golem (hey, fair's fair.
) he starts casting a spell. Above the arena, a huge Air elemental appears, it flies down into the arena and participates in the fight.To prevent being disqualified, Rob-hin casts his spells OUTSIDE the ring and doesn't cast DIRECTLY into it.The use of Magic is FORBIDDEN within the ring, although you may use it prior to the event (eg. spell ups like stoneskin).
This is fun.
Guinness is good for you.
Gives you strength.
Gives you strength.
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air elemental?!? bob and CM have planned for all eventualities. CM will zap into the ring for 2 seconds (not long enough for the golem to get to him) and let out a horendus fart, therebye poluting the air that is the elemental's life essence. if CM can perform up to his usual standard, it wont last long.
bob likes the dead moose idea, keep smashing him louis! a golem is nothign without its controller.
bob likes the dead moose idea, keep smashing him louis! a golem is nothign without its controller.
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OK first thing great thread iv read the whole thing and i have to say i hope cm wins i to hate those damn steel golems also i was just wondering if after this there will be another tournment or somthing cause i had a great idea for a fantasy wrester (A ninja kobold ) and if theres going to be round 2 or somthing id love to post it
Anywaz keep up the good thread, o and cm im rooting 4 u
i to hate those damn steel golems also i was just wondering if after this there will be another tournment or somthing cause i had a great idea for a fantasy wrester (A ninja kobold ) and if theres going to be round 2 or somthing id love to post it Anywaz keep up the good thread, o and cm im rooting 4 u
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o well might aswell post my guy here if you ever need him in a fight or anything here he is.
Name: Sensei
Race: Kobold
Class: Ninja/Sumo
Weight: 2000 pounds (Well he is a sumo after all)
Height: 6 ft
Stamina: Incredible
Special Attacks:
Ninja Blur: Sensei uses his ninja quickness and agility to glide into the shadows as to mislead the enemy. This technique makes up for Sensei’s poor speed and gives him a change to sit upon the enemy and squash them down for the count
Singapore noodles: Since sensei is a ninja/kobold he’s sure to know some of the Chinese’s cooking secrets . This strange attack sends sensei into a cooking fit causing him to start cooking all sorts of Chinese cuisine. These include fried rice, sweet and sour pork, Singapore noodles , satay chicken and of course fried cakes . There is a downside to this attack though, senseis cooking causes severe fluctuance to any living thing that eats it even a fairy (could be a downside when vrsing cm ) apart from that it is a very effective attack.
Special Defence: Sumo Skin: Sensei as most sumo ninjas is incredibly obese and tough. This causes him immune to most physical attacks (although metal can still pierce his tough skin)
Weaknesses: Veeeeeeery slow, Cries when people make fun of his weight, Can pass out if practising to much physical exercise
Name: Sensei
Race: Kobold
Class: Ninja/Sumo
Weight: 2000 pounds (Well he is a sumo after all)
Height: 6 ft
Stamina: Incredible
Special Attacks:
Ninja Blur: Sensei uses his ninja quickness and agility to glide into the shadows as to mislead the enemy. This technique makes up for Sensei’s poor speed and gives him a change to sit upon the enemy and squash them down for the count
Singapore noodles: Since sensei is a ninja/kobold he’s sure to know some of the Chinese’s cooking secrets
. This strange attack sends sensei into a cooking fit causing him to start cooking all sorts of Chinese cuisine. These include fried rice, sweet and sour pork, Singapore noodles , satay chicken and of course fried cakes . There is a downside to this attack though, senseis cooking causes severe fluctuance to any living thing that eats it even a fairy (could be a downside when vrsing cm ) apart from that it is a very effective attack.Special Defence: Sumo Skin: Sensei as most sumo ninjas is incredibly obese and tough. This causes him immune to most physical attacks (although metal can still pierce his tough skin)
Weaknesses: Veeeeeeery slow, Cries when people make fun of his weight, Can pass out if practising to much physical exercise
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we can practice... Lost one looks uot fo action for a while. might as well post your strategies and we can build up a practice match... i mean he would as yuo to put up strategies anyways... why wait?
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ok, louis and Daveron, please post your strategies! we will be using the arena in which the first matches were performed. the lingering stench of flatulence and dwarf was finally eradicated! hopefully LO will be back intime to announce the minor match...
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Alright, sorry for the delay. Here's the result of the fight between Tingle Orcstench and Ugh the Swamp Troll!
Alright folks! This is Gee, the merry halfling speaking! Not Gosh, or Geek, but G-E-E! As in Gee, where's my food? Anyway, here, at a very hot temperature, are the two fighters positioned for battle inside the stone ring surrounded by a lava pit. I'm thinking the dwarf has an edge on this fight, as trolls don't take heat and lava or anything fire-related too kindly. Me, I'm hoping both of them fall into the lava...if only to raise our audience levels at CHANNEL 3 of Crystal Ball Entertainment. That's right...hold on tightly to your seats...all scrying is permitted, and right now, I feel many eyes on me. And by that, I don't mean there is a beholder looking at me. *drumroll* *cymbol clash* Haha! I'm funny, glad you noted.
Without further adieu, a dew, adue, whatever...let me present to you, TINGLE, the multiclass engineer/berserker dwarf wearing but a LOINCLOTH! *applause* And breathing down on him, UGH, the Swamp Troll, House Champion of whatever this Troll Kingdom is called, wearing NOTHING but his own tough, regenerative skin. Let the FIGHT.......BEGIN!
Immediately, Tingle rushes at the troll with his metal fists, flailing away furiously at the troll as his blows connect, feeling the troll's tough natural hide being crushed by his mighty attacks. Ugh grins widely and grunts, taunting the dwarf, calling him a 'girly elf' despite the pain, and brings his claws down upon the dwarf, swiping back and fro to meet the dwarf's advance. Agilely dodging a few attacks (he is still a dwarf after all, and not an elf), Tingle barely feels the blood run down his cheeks or chest as he presses on. He attempts an early nut crunch with his hard head, but even though the troll is male, for family reasons (he is naked after all) he lacks visible genitals and is unaffected by this attack. With one large claw on the dwarf's head, Ugh easily picks the dwarf up while tearing at Tingle's flesh with the other claw. OUCH! That's gotta hurt! The dwarf, undaunted, swings and breaks the troll's jaw with one violent hammering fist. The troll, confident of his own regenerative abilities, ignores this, and brings the other claw to apply......noooo........the THROAT CRUSH! The dwarf's strength starts sagging, he begins to lose breath and energy, as his fist attacks come to a slow halt. With a pounding onrush of berserker rage, he pulls some kind of medieval lighter, self-engineered, from within his loincloth (ewww) and lights his fists up. Wow..........what a neat trick! I had failed to observe that his hands were coated with some kind of liquid, and as soon as two flaming fingers marvellously EYE GOUGE the troll...Tingle is immediately dropped to the floor!
Using his temporary hp + stamina boost from the rage, he pounds the troll with his flaming punches...the troll howling and yelping in pain, and crying for his mommy. Eventually, the troll is led to the edge of the ring, where he can feel the hot steam from the lava rising. In desperation, as another dwarven blow gets a hit and his body starts looking like a burning bush...he grabs onto the dwarf and jumps from the edge with him. Tingle manages, with one hand, to hold on to a part of the stone ring, as the flaming troll holds on to his legs, pulling away at him. Soon, Tingle's very own loincloth burns to ashes, leaving a naked dwarf fighting off a burning troll, both suspended from the stone ring. Ugh cries out once more, and starts slipping away slowly from the dwarf's legs. Too crispily burned to do anything, the troll uses the last of his energy to rip apart one of the dwarf's legs, taking it to the lava pool with him.
The now-naked dwarf barely manages to throw himself up on the ring again, before collapsing nearly dead on the ground as his temporary physical boost dies away. Though he has won this day...it would be interesting to see what a dwarf with the loss of one leg can do in the final.
Tingle Orcstench wins! But has lost a leg! Well done for reaching the finals Aegis...you have once more proved that naked dwarves are strong competitors!
Alright folks! This is Gee, the merry halfling speaking! Not Gosh, or Geek, but G-E-E! As in Gee, where's my food? Anyway, here, at a very hot temperature, are the two fighters positioned for battle inside the stone ring surrounded by a lava pit. I'm thinking the dwarf has an edge on this fight, as trolls don't take heat and lava or anything fire-related too kindly. Me, I'm hoping both of them fall into the lava...if only to raise our audience levels at CHANNEL 3 of Crystal Ball Entertainment. That's right...hold on tightly to your seats...all scrying is permitted, and right now, I feel many eyes on me. And by that, I don't mean there is a beholder looking at me. *drumroll* *cymbol clash* Haha! I'm funny, glad you noted.
Without further adieu, a dew, adue, whatever...let me present to you, TINGLE, the multiclass engineer/berserker dwarf wearing but a LOINCLOTH! *applause* And breathing down on him, UGH, the Swamp Troll, House Champion of whatever this Troll Kingdom is called, wearing NOTHING but his own tough, regenerative skin. Let the FIGHT.......BEGIN!
Immediately, Tingle rushes at the troll with his metal fists, flailing away furiously at the troll as his blows connect, feeling the troll's tough natural hide being crushed by his mighty attacks. Ugh grins widely and grunts, taunting the dwarf, calling him a 'girly elf' despite the pain, and brings his claws down upon the dwarf, swiping back and fro to meet the dwarf's advance. Agilely dodging a few attacks (he is still a dwarf after all, and not an elf), Tingle barely feels the blood run down his cheeks or chest as he presses on. He attempts an early nut crunch with his hard head, but even though the troll is male, for family reasons (he is naked after all) he lacks visible genitals and is unaffected by this attack. With one large claw on the dwarf's head, Ugh easily picks the dwarf up while tearing at Tingle's flesh with the other claw. OUCH! That's gotta hurt! The dwarf, undaunted, swings and breaks the troll's jaw with one violent hammering fist. The troll, confident of his own regenerative abilities, ignores this, and brings the other claw to apply......noooo........the THROAT CRUSH! The dwarf's strength starts sagging, he begins to lose breath and energy, as his fist attacks come to a slow halt. With a pounding onrush of berserker rage, he pulls some kind of medieval lighter, self-engineered, from within his loincloth (ewww) and lights his fists up. Wow..........what a neat trick! I had failed to observe that his hands were coated with some kind of liquid, and as soon as two flaming fingers marvellously EYE GOUGE the troll...Tingle is immediately dropped to the floor!
Using his temporary hp + stamina boost from the rage, he pounds the troll with his flaming punches...the troll howling and yelping in pain, and crying for his mommy. Eventually, the troll is led to the edge of the ring, where he can feel the hot steam from the lava rising. In desperation, as another dwarven blow gets a hit and his body starts looking like a burning bush...he grabs onto the dwarf and jumps from the edge with him. Tingle manages, with one hand, to hold on to a part of the stone ring, as the flaming troll holds on to his legs, pulling away at him. Soon, Tingle's very own loincloth burns to ashes, leaving a naked dwarf fighting off a burning troll, both suspended from the stone ring. Ugh cries out once more, and starts slipping away slowly from the dwarf's legs. Too crispily burned to do anything, the troll uses the last of his energy to rip apart one of the dwarf's legs, taking it to the lava pool with him.
The now-naked dwarf barely manages to throw himself up on the ring again, before collapsing nearly dead on the ground as his temporary physical boost dies away. Though he has won this day...it would be interesting to see what a dwarf with the loss of one leg can do in the final.
Tingle Orcstench wins! But has lost a leg! Well done for reaching the finals Aegis...you have once more proved that naked dwarves are strong competitors!
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yikes... do regeneration potions exist in this kingdom? i mean tingles leg wouldnt be as strong as before... but its better than no leg. *bob makes mental note to stock up on potions before the match*"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
[QUOTE=JesterKing] yikes... do regeneration potions exist in this kingdom? i mean tingles leg wouldnt be as strong as before... but its better than no leg. *bob makes mental note to stock up on potions before the match*[/QUOTE]
Why would there be regeneration potions in a troll kingdom...when trolls naturally have regeneration capabilities? LOL.
Nope. Sorry. All you get are cure spells from our troll shamans (they are low level...so cure light wounds is usually the order of the day).
yikes... do regeneration potions exist in this kingdom? i mean tingles leg wouldnt be as strong as before... but its better than no leg. *bob makes mental note to stock up on potions before the match*[/QUOTE]Why would there be regeneration potions in a troll kingdom...when trolls naturally have regeneration capabilities? LOL.
Nope. Sorry. All you get are cure spells from our troll shamans (they are low level...so cure light wounds is usually the order of the day).
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holy shnikeys... thats bad. bob will special order some potions.... but it will take 3 days til they get here... bloody horse based postal system!!!
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[QUOTE=Daveron]Great fight lost one I really thought the nekid dwarf was doomed this time . Anyway i was just wondering if me and Luis could have a wild card match so whoever wins goes into the finals... its just a suggestion though.[/QUOTE]
That's me in the finals, of course, thank you Daveron!!!
I really thought the nekid dwarf was doomed this time . Anyway i was just wondering if me and Luis could have a wild card match so whoever wins goes into the finals... its just a suggestion though.[/QUOTE]That's me in the finals, of course, thank you Daveron!!!
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
Alright, let's hear the strategies for the fight between Sensei and Iridur Deathand!
The battleground will be a normal, wrestling ring. The winner will get to participate in the final (big plans for the final have I). Uahaha.
The battleground will be a normal, wrestling ring. The winner will get to participate in the final (big plans for the final have I). Uahaha.
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Battleplan
Ok, here I come.
Sensei dont know if he is agile or slow. I'll bet he is a liar. So, I'm using the following tactic:
Use my fear/haunt habilities to give Sensei the worst nightmares about being fat and having very much fun of his belly. When he starts crying and stuff, hit him somewhere it bleeds a lot (specially in the neck cause not that much fat is placed there) then go back and repeat the proccess. He will lose blood and will be leveldrained.
If it doesnt help much, I'll scare him s...less by jumping behind his large body, and cleaving him on his back, avoiding his arms.
He cant hide. He cant escape. ~
And, in the end, I really am not much for going to the finals. So if you, LO, wanna make a Deathmath all against all, that is my suggestion... CARNAGEEEEEEE
Ok, here I come.
Sensei dont know if he is agile or slow. I'll bet he is a liar. So, I'm using the following tactic:
Use my fear/haunt habilities to give Sensei the worst nightmares about being fat and having very much fun of his belly. When he starts crying and stuff, hit him somewhere it bleeds a lot (specially in the neck cause not that much fat is placed there) then go back and repeat the proccess. He will lose blood and will be leveldrained.
If it doesnt help much, I'll scare him s...less by jumping behind his large body, and cleaving him on his back, avoiding his arms.
He cant hide. He cant escape. ~
And, in the end, I really am not much for going to the finals. So if you, LO, wanna make a Deathmath all against all, that is my suggestion...
CARNAGEEEEEEEFlesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.