Studly - Spam is probably unavoidable

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:26 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
...I'll bet the lesbian laughed at you.

Now let me guess the name of the skin flick you were in....

Something with Hermaphrodites?

I got a black eye from a lesbian one time when I was trying to pick up her girlfriend in a gay bar in Washington D.C. She came up to my stomach and weighed about a buck 'o five. I was so surpirsed she was hitting me that I didn't even block it, and got a vivid black eye from it.

Didn't do a skin flick, though if I did, it would be set in the Greek Golden Age, in a temple dedicated to the Goddess of Lust, Hermaphrodites.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:34 am

LOL. I'd say being hit by a lesbian was worth more than sleeping with one. How come your score was so high. Was it the drugs? Or Cindy Crawford?

I got run over twice so that helped

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:36 am

The fork helped me.

@Grunty: You sure it was hemphredidic porn, and no Farm yard puffians?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:38 am

You visit this "gay bar" often Witch King?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:38 am

Never Cindy Crawford, but I did a lot of drugs, had a lot of promiscuous sex, and was pretty violent. Also, I've had quite a bit of bad luck.

I was in theatre in high school, so racked up quite a few points for my antics there, then I dropped out of high school. Then went to college, then dropped out of college. And during those times, I went pretty crazy too.

You were run over twice?! That's pretty cool. You should go for three, they say third times the charm.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:40 am

I have a friend who was hit by a bus...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:45 am

Theatre eh? Well, that explains the gay bar.

Most times I hit the cars before they hit me. I'm an Extremist Radical Pedestrian (ERP).

A bus?! Ouch. I tried to blow one up before, but I burnt my lips on the exhaust.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:47 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Theatre eh? Well, that explains the gay bar.

Most times I hit the cars before they hit me. I'm an Extremist Radical Pedestrian (ERP).

A bus?! Ouch. I tried to blow one up before, but I burnt my lips on the exhaust.

There he goes again, sticking long tubes into his throat again. I thought you usually used fruit?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:52 am

They're kinda difficult to dislodge if you let go (as can often happen when ones hands are dresed in stockings and bound with electrical cord). No way am I going to lose an exhaust when it has a bus attached to it. Tend to get stange looks when I'm wearing my PVC suit though, as I am sure you are aware yourself.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 12:47 pm

Re: mild spam sry =(

Originally posted by Harry2052
@CE i got my Javazon to level 97 out of 99 in D2 expansion before quiting Bnet online to win ME and all the lamers, gave all my accounts and cd keys away to friends i'd met

Impressive! Congrats!

I haven't played any char over lvl 85 yet, I'm not patient enough

but I plan to lvl my 3-elementalist sorc to lvl 90 at least.
PS I see you have Cobra strike as avatar

Ehrm, sorry for the spam. About the stud test: It's irritating that it's biased towards males and towards countries where certains sports are played. For instance, I have never scored a game-winning touchdown or hit a grand slam since American Football or baseball/softball is not played in Sweden. Since I'm a straight woman, I have not either "fought another guy over a woman" or have "two women fighting over me" or "had a secret affair with a married woman".
So the test in not fair

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:27 pm

Re: Re: mild spam sry =(

Originally posted by C Elegans

Impressive! Congrats! I haven't played any char over lvl 85 yet, I'm not patient enough but I plan to lvl my 3-elementalist sorc to lvl 90 at least.
PS I see you have Cobra strike as avatar

Ehrm, sorry for the spam. About the stud test: It's irritating that it's biased towards males and towards countries where certains sports are played. For instance, I have never scored a game-winning touchdown or hit a grand slam since American Football or baseball/softball is not played in Sweden. Since I'm a straight woman, I have not either "fought another guy over a woman" or have "two women fighting over me" or "had a secret affair with a married woman".
So the test in not fair

Okay, the sports thing maybe, but because it is a "stud" test, it's testing males, or least it assumes it is...

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:58 pm

Well, since the rest of life is biased towards women, I think it is only fair that the men get a mindless test all to themselves.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:09 pm

Originally posted by Witch King
Well, since the rest of life is biased towards women, I think it is only fair that the men get a mindless test all to themselves.

ROFL!! I though men already had wrestling and comparing 'shoe' sizes?

Also. *hug* It's nice to see you!

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:11 pm

I am wondering why all you women are taking this test anyway?
Some hidden desire?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:22 pm

V: *grope* Good to see you too. Men are always talking about their little sports, little members and little brains.

CM: To whom did you address that comment?

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:25 pm

To the women who have taken this test who else WK?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:29 pm

Originally posted by CM
To the women who have taken this test who else WK?

Ah, I see. I was hoping it was directed at me.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:35 pm

Originally posted by Witch King

Ah, I see. I was hoping it was directed at me.

*thinks CM has met his match*

I would grope you back but I think that's against the rules.

I'm still happy to see you

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:37 pm

V: What rules!? Show me the list and I'll tear it up.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:41 pm

posted by Aegis
Okay, the sports thing maybe, but because it is a "stud" test, it's testing males, or least it assumes it is...

Discrimination!

posted by CM
I am wondering why all you women are taking this test anyway?
Some hidden desire?

No hidden desire from me - only a totally open desire to demonstrate that compared to me and Voodoo, you are a cuddly fluffy softie

*hug*!