To be King

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:20 pm

You seem to be dispised by your subjects. Well done, Majesty. Might I suggest a water tax, a right of first night law, and making DarkPornagrapher your heir to really earn their love?

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:24 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
You seem to be dispised by your subjects. Well done, Majesty. Might I suggest a water tax, a right of first night law, and making DarkPornagrapher your heir to really earn their love?

Done done done!!

This is one rocking kingdom...(if I say so myself).

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:27 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Weasel:
Yes those three will do fine, but we will have to do something about Lainy's constant yabbering.

I would be most appreciative you if you would order DarkPriapticEpisode to pull to close his tunic. He is making my horse nervous.

Are you sure it's not you? You are sitting on him.

I don't think, you should mount the horse that way. Hmmmmmmm that would explain the brown nose.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:28 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
This is one rocking kingdom...(if I say so myself).

Yeah, you can say so... Rocking quite violently...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:28 pm

@ Minerva, CE...I like the way you think

Long Live the Revolution!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:29 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
Never mind the guillotine. I have a hack saw and an electric drill.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:31 pm

Something needs to be done about CE and her treacherous baditude. I knew taking an animal husbandry class with foul would was a poor idea for her. She's gone feral on us.

[reminds me of Lainy and the Kathrine the Great Haiku]

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:33 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
@ Minerva, CE...I like the way you think Long Live the Revolution!

Thanks.

I found another saw as well.

Viva la Revolution!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:33 pm

Hmmmm on 2nd thought Waverly...Minigrunts too good for you..I think we'll send Yvonne and Ubika to take care of you

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:35 pm

It seems I have malcontents running lose in the kingdom...GUARDS!!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:35 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
Never mind the guillotine. I have a hack saw and an electric drill.

You are Minerva, that's a modern and more civilised approach to the problem.

Tonight, my ladies, we will feed ground Weasel to the rats

Swedish meatballs, anyone?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:39 pm

@ CE good choice

and lets turn Waverly into gravy

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:39 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
Hmmmm on 2nd thought Waverly...Minigrunts too good for you..I think we'll send Yvonne and Ubika to take care of you

There is always Gwally's four gay wood elves. You could turn them loose on Waverly.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:39 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
Hmmmm on 2nd thought Waverly...Minigrunts too good for you..I think we'll send Yvonne and Ubika to take care of you

With full size Grunty and Omar, don't you think?

@CE: Could you add lots of chili in them, please?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:39 pm

Saddle underneath
Hard on the crop, weak in knees
Is how Lainy rides

Meatballs? I'm not touching that line, but someone Freudian tendencies are showing.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:40 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans:
You are Minerva, that's a modern and more civilised approach to the problem. Tonight, my ladies, we will feed ground Weasel to the rats Swedish meatballs, anyone?

King Weasel has a trip planned....so Prince Darkpoet will be serving the ladies tonight.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:41 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
With full size Grunty and Omar, don't you think?

@CE: Could you add lots of chili in them, please?

Good choice Minerva

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:41 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Something needs to be done about CE and her treacherous baditude. I knew taking an animal husbandry class with foul would was a poor idea for her. She's gone feral on us.

[reminds me of Lainy and the Kathrine the Great Haiku]

Alas, how neurosyphilis can produce abhorrent hallucinations in a brain formerly so clever and sharp as Waverly's

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:41 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
It seems I have malcontents running lose in the kingdom...GUARDS!!

Might I suggest firing your royal advisor Wankerly? That kind of thing usually appeases the masses...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 5:42 pm

Wait a minute you ladies are a little violent tonight. I think, maybe midol should be passed around.

Dp runs for the hills.