The Island of Dr Grunt

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed May 09, 2001 1:25 pm

Tere is no spell check when I post reply/topic

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:41 am

After 20 hours of gruelling surgery, DNA transmogrification, gene-splicing and lots of coffee & donuts, Dr Grunt's most fantastic piece of jigery-pokery God-playing is complete.

Craig lies in the recovery room, far from the maddened shrieks of the other mutants on the island. Covered from head to toe (and wing

) in bandages and unable to speak (phew

) we must wait to find out just how successful the major invasive surgery was...

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:13 pm

So how did it go?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun May 13, 2001 7:08 am

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sun May 13, 2001 1:11 pm

Grunt I require a creature
it will be paid for in full
it has to be of reptillian genetic make up
60 arms with talons that shatter anythin
piercing teeth that puncture the fabric of time it self
majestic wings that will propel through the air
and finnaly eyes that radiate a redish hue..

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Sun May 13, 2001 1:18 pm

aaaarrgghh! the horrors of such a place!! can i join in?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun May 13, 2001 1:26 pm

A clone?

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sun May 13, 2001 1:28 pm

no, a distant a cousin

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 1:41 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>After 20 hours of gruelling surgery, DNA transmogrification, gene-splicing and lots of coffee & donuts, Dr Grunt's most fantastic piece of jigery-pokery God-playing is complete.

Craig lies in the recovery room, far from the maddened shrieks of the other mutants on the island. Covered from head to toe (and wing ) in bandages and unable to speak (phew ) we must wait to find out just how successful the major invasive surgery was...</STRONG>

...after a long recovery period (we had to go back in to remove the sour-glazed that got sewn in by mistake) the bandages are removed.

Craig flexes his arms. He now has 4, although rather puny 4 arms are better than 2. He stretches his *wings* to their full extent, tentatively at first. Majestic limbs, covered with skin so he's more bat than bird (Bat-Craig, heh heh

) - hey, you know how difficult it is to stick feathers in one by one?

But not all has gone well.

"The, um, bone graft to make you light enough to fly hasn't worked too well. I'm afraid if you jumped off a tall buidling you'd plummet like a rock. You're as flightless as a penguin I'm afraid. We'll try the excrutiatingly painful and bloody procedure another time. Meanwhile, I removed your testicles since you didn't seem to have a need for them and added a rather cool horn to your head. I also discovered that you had previous facial reconstructive surgery and decided to reverse it. It seems you're a not too distant cousin to my Foulbeast over here..."

[ 05-16-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]

Rail · Post by **Rail** » Wed May 16, 2001 1:47 am

Grunt, with that kind of surgery debacle, I'd have your license taken away. That is, if I didn't like all you've done, agree with you ethics, and laugh like he!l at the twists of plot. If you require further funding for your surgery/torture, let us know.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 1:55 am

The British and American Medical Associations regard me as one of their most esteemed members already...

but I take money wherever I can get (um, like most doctors

).

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed May 16, 2001 2:53 am

Grunt-What would you name your newest creation??

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 3:10 am

Bat-Gimp?

Penguin-kid?

Fraig?

Any suggestions?

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Wed May 16, 2001 5:50 pm

Hey grunt since your my familar now, make that adbomdnation now!

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri May 18, 2001 9:12 am

*Starts flapping the wings at grunt boy, knocking him down he then rips open ALL the cages and runs for it!*

[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: craig ]

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Sat May 19, 2001 12:00 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Bat-Gimp?

Penguin-kid?

Fraig?

Any suggestions?</STRONG>

Dodo

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sat May 19, 2001 3:35 pm

LOL

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 11:58 am

Craig will do

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 12:25 pm

I like the sound of Fraig the Bat-Gimp. You could be a Superhero with a name like that (or at least scare women an old people).

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 12:28 pm

Nah just give them heart attacks