nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:58 pm

895. Laugh histerically as you drive at mad speeds north, your poor soup getting cold.

896. Remind Scayde that the real thug actually had like 300 gi joes and cars and tanks and airplanes and and and...

897. Know that Knowledge is half the battle.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:11 pm

898: fail to buy LPs
899: eat jelly babies
900(w00t): break monitors

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:16 pm

901: tell everyone that there's only 98 more to go.......

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:30 pm

902. Shoot Thug in the butt with 500 mg Thorazine by tranquilizer gun.

903. Tie him back up while he is passed out

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:41 pm

904: try to laugh at Scades manipulation of Thug..... but ends up in a coughing spree......... I H8 colds

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:44 pm

Originally posted by garazdawi
904: try to laugh at Scades manipulation of Thug..... but ends up in a coughing spree......... I H8 colds

905. Give Garaz aome medicine and a *HUG*

906. Fix him some chicken soup.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:49 pm

907: tell Voo that the evidence has been found........ I am now officially hugged

908: feel all warm a coze eating chicken soup

909: *sniff*, notice that teh cold has not gone way jet

910: blow nose throughoutly.......

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 3:44 pm

911. awake in a shivering cold frenzy. Whom opposes his goals... who will die.?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 3:53 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
911. awake in a shivering cold frenzy. Whom opposes his goals... who will die.?

912. Take Thug a nice warm blanket, wrap him up and give him a *Cuddle*

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 3:56 pm

913. still in animal like frenzy.... bite, bite, BITE the nearest woman as hard and many times as possible. Mauahahahah ARGhghhggghhhh

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:00 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
913. still in animal like frenzy.... bite, bite, BITE the nearest woman as hard and many times as possible. Mauahahahah ARGhghhggghhhh

914. Muzzles Thug and goes back in house to snuggle up in nice warm bed......taking blanket with her.......(needs washing

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RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:04 pm

915. Howl howl howl! like you never have before. Denounce Chanak as your mentor and declare war on all who oppose him.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:21 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
915. Howl howl howl! like you never have before. Denounce Chanak as your mentor and declare war on all who oppose him.

916. Point out to Thug he needs Chanak as a mentor
.......results speak volumes....

Chanak= in the house.......nice warm bed, all warm and snuggling with Scayde

Thug= Tied to stake, freezing in the rain, because he bit Scayde

Hmmmmmmmm.....you think he might be doing something right ?

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 11:31 am

917. Denounce Scayde as your lust. Find that in your frozen and near dillusional state Tybaltus has a nice rear end...

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 11:32 am

918. Shout at Thug for giving him images about Tyb's rear end.

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 2:31 pm

919. go on a shopping frenzy

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 3:18 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
917. Denounce Scayde as your lust. Find that in your frozen and near dillusional state Tybaltus has a nice rear end...

920. Drink Tequila to drown the guilt of being the reason Thug is fantasizing about Ty's rear end

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:08 pm

921. Wait till scaydes nice and ripped to advance upon her..

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:14 pm

922. Invent imaginary friends to talk to. Argue with them. Beat them up. Apologize to them. Buy them all drinks at a bar.

923. Wonder why you even bother to try.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:16 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
922. Invent imaginary friends to talk to. Argue with them. Beat them up. Apologize to them. Buy them all drinks at a bar.

923. Wonder why you even bother to try.

924. Pay Chan's other friends to take a hike.
925. Join him at the bar