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by Ravager » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:51 am
TAO's right. Well done
Penguins
do have wings
I'm one of five, I'm not alive.
The one who sent me forth became king,
The one who received me died.
What am I?
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by Demortis » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:56 am
[QUOTE=Ravager]I'm one of five, I'm not alive.
The one who sent me forth became king,
The one who received me died.
What am I?[/QUOTE]
either the black plague orthe guys dead daughter
oh well, im off to sleep, doubt im right lol
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by Ravager » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:03 am
Neither of those. Have a good sleep Demo
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by dj_venom » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:02 am
Demo was on the right track.... it was a stone launched by David.
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by Ravager » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:04 am
Excellent, another riddle solved and another posed....
What are the 2 longest words in the English language that can be typed using only your left hand on the keyboard?
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by dj_venom » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:51 am
Now, I was thinking about being a smartas-alec, and saying that technically, the left hand can still use the right side of the keyboard, but I'll answer properly.
Stewardesses
Reverberated
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by Ravager » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:17 am
Well, if you had been 'smart' then the answer would have been wrong.
Another riddle solved, here's a new one:
What is the only English word, with two synonyms that are antonyms of each other?
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by dj_venom » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:51 am
In the interests of keeping new riddles......carve
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by Ravager » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:54 am
HAHA! Excellent, I can say this without guilt or confusion! Wrong answer.
Unlucky.
Keep going...
Hope I haven't scared him off now...
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by dj_venom » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:27 am
Lol, whoops I wrote the wrong one.
I meant to write cleave not carve
....and yes, I was wrong....... there's a first for everything.
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by Ravager » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:29 am
That was fun
. You should be wrong more often
Correct this time.
I can run constantly without ever getting tired.
When I run, I frustrate people and drive them crazy,
Yet I don't even have to move to irritate you.
What am I?
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by dj_venom » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:52 am
HEY! No making fun of my mistakes
Oh oh, here's another line:
The thing that all children have taken from them.... YOUR NOSE
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by Ravager » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:56 am
Sorry, have to get my fun from somewhere. I'll try to resist it...
Correct on the riddle.
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
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by dj_venom » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:04 am
How can you expect me to fail these easy riddles
He's walking
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by Ravager » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:14 am
They are easy
but at least there are a lot of them. Anyway you failed once
Correct.
A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Dave was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Dave have to paint the number nine?
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by dj_venom » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:38 am
Hehehe.....11
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by Fiberfar » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:48 am
My guess is 17
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by Chimaera182 » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:02 am
To be a smart-alec: he only has to paint the number "9" once .
Otherwise: 19 times (9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, 79, 89, 90-99) .
My third guess, also a bit smart-alecy: 0. He's not going to paint "nine" any times.
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by Brynn » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:18 am
--> 11 <--
Up the IRONS !
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by Brynn » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:23 am
Ah, Chimera is right
Up the IRONS !