New Red Lion Inn

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:07 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
They aren't supposed to be that either

How about incredibly handsome, suave, and - rich! Is THAT more like what you think a monk should be?

Me too!

Sigh.

Sadly, this monk only lives up to two of the three!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:08 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
He's eating glass! If he's a valued customer, perhaps you should be calling an ambulance, rather than serving up another dish!

Nah, he'll be fine, he has a strong stomach

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:10 pm

Aucctually i thought monks were supposed to be these bald headed dudes that study to live by martial arts in a tmeple, or some dude who dvotes his life to religious texts?
I mean uhhh PENGUINS!

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:10 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Nah, he'll be fine, he has a strong stomach

Oh! OK.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:11 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
How about incredibly handsome, suave, and - rich! Is THAT more like what you think a monk should be? Me too!

Sigh. Sadly, this monk only lives up to two of the three!

Monks are supposed to live a life of abject poverty and abstinence

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:12 pm

Originally posted by cheesemage:
Aucctually i thought monks were supposed to be these bald headed dudes that study to live by martial arts in a tmeple, or some dude who dvotes his life to religious texts?
I mean uhhh PENGUINS!

Whoa!! There must be something wrong with me! For a minute, I thought he was making sense...

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:16 pm

I can see you both have serious misconceptions about what a monk ought to be! Well, in short, I am a monk of another era. I brew beer, like the monks of olde, but I make every attempt to get filthy rich doing it.

And, I do in fact protect certain sacred texts in hopes of bringing out the Second Renaissance. But the texts are not biblical - indeed, not religious at all. Philosophical, actually.

Abstinance? Hmmmm. I'll get back to you on that one.

Here ends the lesson.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:17 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Oh! OK.

Do you really think I would endanger the health of my customers?

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:20 pm

I see so therefore you try abandon the misconceptions of regularity and as monk try to become a more promeneint figure i society so you can help bring about the revalation that we need to change our ways before doom ourselves. Boy thats nifty.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:22 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Here ends the lesson.

Don't we get to ask questions?

What exactly is monk-like about you?

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:24 pm

Well he wears the cool little hat.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:27 pm

Originally posted by cheesemage:
I see so therefore you try abandon the misconceptions of regularity and as monk try to become a more promeneint figure i society so you can help bring about the revalation that we need to change our ways before doom ourselves. Boy thats nifty.

Excellent, young man! May I buy you a Paulaner? It goes down much more smoothly than, uh, glass.

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:30 pm

Nah i prefer glass, of the jagged variety myself.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:30 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Don't we get to ask questions?

What exactly is monk-like about you?

Apparently, you DO get to ask questions!

What IS monk-like? Hmmm. I live in a monastary. And, well - oh, nevermind.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:34 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Apparently, you DO get to ask questions!

What IS monk-like? Hmmm. I live in a monastary. And, well - oh, nevermind.

True, there was no guarantee you would answer them though

So, I was right about the celibacy part, right?

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:34 pm

Originally posted by cheesemage:
Nah i prefer glass, of the jagged variety myself.

Well, slit yourself - oops! I mean SUIT yourself!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:37 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Well, slit yourself - oops! I mean SUIT yourself!

LOL

Hey, the guy is a professional glass eater, he'll be fine

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:38 pm

Its one of those ancient arts you learn throughout the course of your life.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:38 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
True, there was no guarantee you would answer them though

So, I was right about the celibacy part, right?

Its not so much a chosen way of life as it is the fact that I am sitting in front of my computer on a Saturday night!

Ah, well! The company here is pretty alright!

Though, this glass-eating ...

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 7:41 pm

Dont be them thar wrong talkin' bout me sonnie boy i was hear long before yar.