Wait...so is there an Imoen romance or not?

getsleepy · Post by **getsleepy** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 5:24 pm

I did tried the "are you an angel?" thing and it worked... I believe that gal was too drunk to know what I was saying. Enough alchol will make the impossible possible.

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 5:29 pm

apparently it did: she found you attractive!!!! all praise the wonder sof alcohol!!!

getsleepy · Post by **getsleepy** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 5:37 pm

I won't say the things we gulped down were soft. It was after few bottles of vodka and teguila before she finds me attractive. Sad thing is the wonder didn't work next day... That's why I said I need some power charm spell ^_^

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Dec 21, 2000 9:22 am

So, there must be another spell invented. Maybe you can call it "the allmighty power drunk spell" or plain "Jack Daniel's"!
No saving throws allowed, it hits and renders the babe drunk for, let's say, 2d6 + 1 for every 4 levels you got, days. That way it won't wear off too soon. And you can have all the fun you want

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Dec 21, 2000 1:19 pm

Hey you guys ! You are spamming in the wrong threat ! BTW r u sure you are old enough to talk about those things ?

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KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Dec 21, 2000 1:24 pm

After read lots of your "spam" up there, i concur that you all have no confidence to manly handle a woman (i mean pick a gal !), what da heck is making er drunk anyway ? It's foolish, selfish, ungentleman, and most of all prideless.
Do you guys always do that kinda stuff to get a gal ? I sure hope you don't IRL......*sigh*

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Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Dec 21, 2000 2:54 pm

Kiddo, you are a major spammer... or at least I think so.
Btw, what about the "drunk" spell, wouldn't it be helpfull for people like getsleepy, who cannot get laid properly

(damned, kiddo, I am a married man, if you haven't noticed yet)

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Thu Dec 21, 2000 4:03 pm

Kiddo, get real. This has now become the Relationship Board, or haven't you been paying attention?

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Thu Dec 21, 2000 4:04 pm

Regardless, the drunken master spell is the one to which we must sadly aspire to fill our days with wine and women (and most likely song if we're in a pub).

Kik'th Mutchath · Post by **Kik'th Mutchath** » Mon Dec 25, 2000 5:18 pm

You know, even us Drow ladies like a little wine women and song too...It's not ALL 'take-me-home-tie-me-up-and-spank-me' happy funfun time. *winks*

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Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Dec 25, 2000 5:28 pm

Why not try a shapechange for instance? Pick something that will raise your charisma to "Mr Universe"-level!
Or use some Axe deo: if the commercial is to be believed (and why not..?) it is a babe-magnet.
Or do as I do: attack your girl with the power of Kama Sutra!!!!

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Mon Dec 25, 2000 6:47 pm

AXE DEO (ENCHANTMENT/CHARM) level 7

Range: 15 yards Saving Throw: none
Casting Time: none Area of Effect: Special
Duration: Special

Upon Casting this spell the Caster will Became Very attractive to females. This Spell can only be cast at Dawn and ends nightfall. any foul Smell will remove the Effects.
One Should be Careful in using LUCK spell when AXE DEO is active, many mage Have perished because of the enhanced effects.

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Mon Dec 25, 2000 9:28 pm

I'd say this board was growing pathetic, yet here I am posting alongside it with my smoke-and-mirrors "seduce and destroy" messages. Don't feel like throwing any stones tonight, so if any women are reading this feel free to laugh along with us...

getsleepy · Post by **getsleepy** » Mon Dec 25, 2000 10:37 pm

Kido: Not everyone has the time to have a relationship going (Oh, yes, we all play BG2 and time is too precious to waste on those gals). We have a job during day and sometime overtimes. That's why we go to pub and try to have a good time at night. Making them drunk is just a sure way that they'll think last night is an ONS when they wake up the next day. So they won't try to go in to a relationship which I don't really have time for. Once you work, and earning some decent pay, you'll know what I mean.

Ubik: I know, such way is so unproper, but imagine the kind of girls I'm getting ^_^ Here's a hint, go up and talk to them, if they're willing to talk, then order a bottle to share. You'll get your way sooner or later (EVIL GRIN).

Flin: Hey, we were doing fine. I won't call it pathetic or anything, I would call it lonely man talking.

[This message has been edited by getsleepy (edited 12-25-2000).]

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Dec 26, 2000 9:20 am

Getsleepy, you are not going through your bleeding life with ONS just because you have to work, earn money and play BG2?????
Hey, buddy, I am not going to talk about the kind (and the quality, if I may say so) of women I had, since that would be kinda childish, but, still, I could say this:
There is more to the opposite sex than just sex. And you are missing this, if you stick to ONS.
And, remember, do NOT give ANYTHING up, just to make money. You will miss all the fun of life and one day - when you are old and bitter - you will whine alone, crying about all the lost chances...
And believe me pal, I am older than you and a quite experienced person, so I should know what I am talking about...

Didn't wanted to sound melodramatic, though, so cheer up lad, drink a J.D's on my behalf and buy a martini to that brunette in the corner of the bar - isn't she sweet?

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 9:37 pm

sorry back on top.

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Friedrich Nietzsche