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[QUOTE=Robnark]it's not about innocence, it's about the problem of me having to go to sleep sometime soon, and all I can imagine is tarsiers and pottos and bush babies doing... unmentionable... things. and yes, the ones I'm thinking of are that unpleasant. trust me on this :o [/QUOTE]

Well, the good news is those monkeys are too small to be hunting down bananas like apes. Sorry for the unpleasantness! :D

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Are any of you certain she wants to be worshipped? Some people don't like that you know, it results in all sorts of awkwardness for them.
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Bah, what would people do for their daily dose of perversion if I was gone? :confused: [/QUOTE]
uh, this is the internet. I could provide links, but it's fairly easy to find some of your own if you put your mind to it. apparently. ahem.
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In answer to the original question, a sheep, or maybe a goat. :eek: ;)
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[QUOTE=Tower_Master]In answer to the original question, a sheep, or maybe a goat. :eek: ;) [/QUOTE]This is not relevant to Brynn. Stop changing the subject or you will be terminated.
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[QUOTE=Robnark]uh, this is the internet. I could provide links, but it's fairly easy to find some of your own if you put your mind to it. apparently. ahem.[/QUOTE]

So your saying I'm perverted for my own reasons then? Calling me a self-serving perv? I do this for the good of humanity you know. :mad: :D
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[QUOTE=Magrus]So your saying I'm perverted for my own reasons then? Calling me a self-serving perv? I do this for the good of humanity you know. :mad: :D [/QUOTE]See my former post, scum. :D
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[QUOTE=Magrus]So your saying I'm perverted for my own reasons then? Calling me a self-serving perv? I do this for the good of humanity you know. :mad: :D [/QUOTE]
there's some very cheap jokes in there somewhere, but I'm not going to start because I'm tired and I can no longer remember how words work. g'night all
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Scorpion, yes.

Yes, t'would be a scorpion.

The animal depends on the right timing, spending the rest of the time waiting, feeling the earth, watching the surface, being poisonous.
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[QUOTE=Robnark]there's some very cheap jokes in there somewhere, but I'm not going to start because I'm tired and I can no longer remember how words work. g'night all[/QUOTE]

Aww, but cheap jokes are fun. :(

[QUOTE=oozit]See my former post, scum. [/QUOTE]

I see not dragging you out back to catch a good dose of a hose-beating was a mistake. Time to correct that!
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[QUOTE=Magrus]I see not dragging you out back to catch a good dose of a hose-beating was a mistake. Time to correct that![/QUOTE]I am protected by My Mistress The Almighty Brynn.
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[QUOTE=oozae]I am protected by My Mistress The Almighty Brynn.[/QUOTE]

Not while she's sleeping my good man. Off we go, to see the wonderful water hose. ;)
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Not while she's sleeping my good man. Off we go, to see the wonderful water hose. ;) [/QUOTE]Try with all your might but with My Mistress The Almighty Brynn's favour I am invincible.
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@Magrus: My wolfdog was a very social, friendly guy. He even had a sheep as a best friend...that is, until one day, the sheep grew up and suddenly became afraid of him. :D Seriously, he and this sheep would run around together. It was rather amusing. I felt sorry for him when one day, the sheep ran away from him. I don't think he understood. I raised him around livestock, and trained him not to chase chickens or eat chicken eggs, and to stay out of cow pastures (he used to loving running circles around the cows harrassing them). His final test was when I left him in a chicken coop overnight...when I looked in the next morning, all the chickens were walking around waiting to get out, and he was sitting right in the middle of them, with two dead rats at his feet. :) Not one chicken had been bothered.

I did the same thing with eggs. I caught him when he was a gangly 6 month old puppy, eating some eggs a chicken had just laid on the ground. I taught him that afternoon to never, ever eat an egg that was in a shell, and he seemed to understand perfectly. To see how well he learned, I left him with a dozen eggs overnight in the barn. He hadn't touched a single one when I came back in the morning. So as a reward, I would give him one egg a day, cracked and in a cup. It was ice cream to him.

@CE: Good choice of bird - the albatross is the undisputed master of the sky, able to cover amazing distances with their tremendous wingspan. In fact, I do believe one of the albatross species holds the record for the widest wingspan - over 12 feet (approx 3.8 meters I believe).

Wolves are doing well in North America lately...I only hope the trend continues. They are the only natural predator of moose. Canada has been a tremendous help in re-introducing gray wolves to their former range in the US, and now they are established in Yellowstone national park, where they are doing very well. Recently, wolves have been sighted as far south as Tennessee, where they haven't been seen in over 75 years.

It's absurd how some ranchers and others will claim that wolves (and other predators) will pursue the best members of a herd - nothing could be further from the truth. Scientists have observed how predators prey upon the very young, the weak, the sickly, and the oldest specimens in a herd since they present the best target with the greatest chance for a kill. While canines tend to be very successful predators as they hunt in organized groups, they often resort to scavenging carcasses or preying upon smaller game most of the time. Some researchers in Canada studied a pack of wolves in the wild, checking their droppings and monitoring their diets very closely. Over 75% of their diet consisted of small game such as rodents and birds. A wolf has very large, wide paws. Their ears and noses are exceptionally keen, and while they are roaming their range, they have been observed pouncing upon something in the undergrowth, and pulling out a furry rodent with their paws. A far cry from the vicious wolf pack image of myth. :rolleyes:

Note: They will also eat berries. My wolfdog would strip blackberry bushes clean, and come trotting up with blackberry juice all over his muzzle. He also liked apples, which he would eat in a very dainty fashion. :D
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[QUOTE=Chanak]Yellowstone national park[/QUOTE]That's the place where they re-introduced the wolves!
[QUOTE=Chanak]It's absurd how some ranchers and others will claim that wolves (and other predators) will pursue the best members of a herd - nothing could be further from the truth. Scientists have observed how predators prey upon the very young, the weak, the sickly, and the oldest specimens in a herd since they present the best target with the greatest chance for a kill. While canines tend to be very successful predators as they hunt in organized groups, they often resort to scavenging carcasses or preying upon smaller game most of the time.[/QUOTE]It's very true, I've seen documentations :D
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Sounds like you have my ideal pet there Chanak. :) That's just amazing to me after dealing with the muts I live with. They bark anytime a door opens in the house thinking we're being invaded. Getting up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night is horrible because of it. :mad:

I did research on wolves when I was younger for a school project on the whole Yellowstone thing. It's good to know they're still doing well with that. I've never gotten how people could so misinterpret those creatures. Your so right about the hunting patterns as well. It makes sense in an overall look at nature, and it's far easier for them to pull down a less healthy target than one who could run or defend itself well.

There are occasionally foxes around here, they'll snag a cat if they find one outside I've noticed. One of them gave birth to three cubs inside the fence in the backyard and we had to lock the dogs inside for quite sometime. I've a feeling the foxes wouldn't have been at all gentle with these dogs coming around to sniff at their cubs. I don't think these dogs could fight there way out of a plastic bag unless there was food on the other side to be honest. :rolleyes:
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@Magrus: LOL! Like it or not, my man, those mutts are a 100% anatomical and genetic match of the gray wolf. A poodle is a wolf on the inside. :eek: Easy lives of snacks and cozy beds have dumbed them down a bit, I think. They've gone soft in the head. ;)

I am sure those foxes would make jerky treats of those dogs if they came too close to their young or the den. Foxes are interesting animals, related to canines but like felines in some ways. I've never encountered one personally, however. I did have bobcats around the land I lived on in rural Tennessee, as well as a coyote pack that would raise hell when it turned dark outside. That is, until Zabiel howled one night. It was eerie. I had never heard a howl like that before...low, long, and very mournful. It was the first time I had ever heard him howl. It echoed all around, and I imagine you could hear it miles away. Anyway, the coyotes shut up that night, and never did raise a ruckus again. I think my wolfdog spooked them. ;)
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Thats really cool your dog scared them away. They probably got used to running the place until he let them know he was around. :p

It's frightening seeing what these dogs are like and hearing the genes are the same as wolves. They're morons! They bark at the grass when it's windy. :rolleyes:
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The closest I've ever seen a fox would be on t.v...But of course they are still pretty nice animals.
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[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]The closest I've ever seen a fox would be on t.v...But of course they are still pretty nice animals.[/QUOTE]

They're essentially the major predators in this area now. They've started showing up over the past 2 years or so.
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Nice as in nice looking or pretty.That's what I ment. :D
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[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... :o Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
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