Shadow Mages

sigurd · Post by **sigurd** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 7:42 am

Bedfellow?

Yeah, but we are talking more about the power that our gods give us, not the amusements given by witches.

BURN THEM ALL!

Stated before, thieves and mages have no more in common than Barbarians and bards.

People look at them in disgust? well, if THATS your reason, im bound to agree.

At least we fight with our gods, you will see you have entered a fight you cannot win!

WE are united through our believes in our gods, and the gods have granted us power for it, while thieves fight without honour, and die like worms.

Mages can be a tougher opponent, but with the gods on our side they cannot win.

The_Pope · Post by **The_Pope** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 7:46 am

You know what's cool. We're posting in their topic. Now they think they got a lot of posts.

MOOHAHAHA!

Manveru · Post by **Manveru** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 7:48 am

To all mages :

Preparation :

Manveru : No more observation! Enough of this! You bore me mage. Let this end !

Mage : ....no mercy no regret !... casts contingency.

Manveru : casts archons shield, chaotic commands, death ward, remove fear, protection from evil 10'.

Beginning of the battle :

I cannot be caged, I cannot be controlled mwahahahahhahahahahahah

Manveru : casts gate
Pit fiend: Attacks mage

Mage : .... what ?! noooo !... aaah... casts minor sequencor with 2 magic missiles (manveru has cloak of reflection)

Manveru : I come here for my revenge and I WILL HAVE IT
casts holy word

Mage suffers from his own magic missiles..

.... and so on.....

End :

Mage : ooohhh... noooooo....
Manveru&5 aerial servants : Your soul is doomed - you will rot in the helllll !

[This message has been edited by Manveru (edited 04-06-2001).]

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:00 am

Originally posted by The_Pope:
You know what's cool. We're posting in their topic. Now they think they got a lot of posts.

MOOHAHAHA!

no please just post, anyway you were just in the naborwood. just "stick" around wood you.
weed wood be re-leaf-ed if you wood stay for a cup of tree.

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Embarrassed and shameful member of the sisterhood of woods

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:01 am

Originally posted by The_Pope:
You know what's cool. We're posting in their topic. Now they think they got a lot of posts.

MOOHAHAHA!

no please just post, anyway you were just in the naborwood. just "stick" around wood you.
weed wood be re-leaf-ed if you wood stay for a cup of tree.

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Embarrassed and shameful member of the sisterhood of woods

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:01 am

Originally posted by The_Pope:

People who don't know what they're talking about are so funny. /D

Agreed. I admire you for acknowledgeing your self-effacing humor. Bravo!

Originally posted by The_Pope:

Elminster is a cleric alright. Allow me to explain.

Elminster started his career as a fighter. But he got bored of that and dualled to thief. Somehow he didn't like that, so he dualled to cleric. When he was an uber-cleric and there was nothing left to discover in this class, he dualled to mage. And now there's no class left to dual to. Poor Elminster.

But since this guy is an exception, let's just drop him.

What's Elminster's highest class? The offical D&D web site seems to think Elminster is mage first and foremost. What class has he been the longest? What class do most people assoiate him with? The new 3rd addition Drizzt has several levels in the Babarian class so by your logic I guess Drizzt is a barbarian. If it walks like a duck... But I'll adhere to your request and drop him.

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-06-2001).]

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:03 am

Originally posted by The_Pope:
You know what's cool. We're posting in their topic. Now they think they got a lot of posts.

MOOHAHAHA!

Yeah Popey. I guess we're pretty stupid for posting on our own Guild board. Too bad we can't be masters of strategy like yourself and build up the posts on our opponents' board. sigh

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:10 am

Yes, what is really irritating is that we started this topic with good purpose. It was going well....then the league arrived. And everything turned into a great mess. Like Edwin said to Cernd: "I cannot imagine what he'd (Cernd) think of the cleansing power of fire"

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Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

Co-founder of the Shadow Mages

The_Pope · Post by **The_Pope** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:11 am

Originally posted by Kayless:
What's Elminster's highest class? The offical D&D web site seems to think Elmister is mage first and foremost. What class has he been the longest? What class do most people assoiate him with? The new 3rd addition Drizzt has several levels in the Babarian class so by your logic I guess Drizzt is a barbarian. If it walks like a duck... But I'll adhere to your request and drop him.

IIRC, Elminster is a 29th level cleric, and a 29th level mage. Yes, which class is highest?

I know Drizzt is a fighter/barbarian/ranger. Does that make him less of a ranger? The deal with Elminster is that he both a cleric and a ranger, thus not only mentionable for your guild.

This cracks me up.

The_Pope · Post by **The_Pope** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:17 am

Originally posted by Edwin:
Yes, what is really irritating is that we started this topic with good purpose. It was going well....then the league arrived. And everything turned into a great mess. Like Edwin said to Cernd: "I cannot imagine what he'd (Cernd) think of the cleansing power of fire"

All was going well with the Brotherhood of the Woods, then those imposters the Council of Mages and the Shadow Guild arrived...

You've got some great representatives in BG2: Nalia the Slut, Imoen the Weird, Jan the Midget, Yohimo the Bastard, Edwin the Senile...

We've got the 3 hottest chicks! Also, Mazzy the Best Archer, Minsc the Coolest Warrior, and Keldorn the best NPC.

Ha!
This is going nowhere. We were having a good time until you fakers got here!

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:32 am

@Pope: Keldorn best NPC: what a joke!!!!
Mazzy is a fighter
Minsc coolest warrior...bah, opinions

Moreover:
Edwin best mage
Yoshi, best thief
Nalia good mage also good with bows
Jan is the coolest char.

These are opinions anyway....

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Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

Co-founder of the Shadow Mages

The_Pope · Post by **The_Pope** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:38 am

Originally posted by Edwin:
@Pope: Keldorn best NPC: what a joke!!!!
Mazzy is a fighter
Minsc coolest warrior...bah, opinions

Moreover:
Edwin best mage
Yoshi, best thief
Nalia good mage also good with bows
Jan is the coolest char.

These are opinions anyway....

Keldorn is the best NPC dude! Ever tried him out? There are plenty of people who feel this way.
Mazzy is a fighter yes... sigh... You know what I mean.
Minsc is plain cool.

Edwin best mage, no doubt about that.
Yoshimo best thief? Only if you're planning on backstabbing, otherwise Jan is better. By the way, there's this thing with Yoshi...
Nalia sucks, you won't change my opinion about her.
Never said Jan isn't cool! Said he's a midget! Can't deny that!

By the way, I'm currently busy in a pretty intense flame war on the Black Isle boards, so I'll just let this unimportant discussion go.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:45 am

Originally posted by The_Pope:
IIRC, Elminster is a 29th level cleric, and a 29th level mage. Yes, which class is highest?

I know Drizzt is a fighter/barbarian/ranger. Does that make him less of a ranger? The deal with Elminster is that he both a cleric and a ranger, thus not only mentionable for your guild.

This cracks me up.

Interesting the way you keep telling us you're having a good time, Pope. The way you repeatedly assure us that this is fun for you. One might get the impression it's not us you're trying to convince.

"For the mutable, rank-scented meinie, let them
Regard me as I do not flatter, and
Therein behold themselves."
(Coriolanus III.i. 66-68.)

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-07-2001).]

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:47 am

Finally this topic may come back to its real meaning. So please, don't use this as a battlefield

but as a mage/thief discussion place......
Post a ne topic if you want war....

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Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

Co-founder of the Shadow Mages

The_Pope · Post by **The_Pope** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:49 am

Originally posted by Kayless:
"For the mutable, rank-scented meinie, let them
Regard me as I do not flatter, and
Therein behold themselves."
(Coriolanus III.i. 66-68.)

Yeah... sure...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:53 am

Originally posted by The_Pope:
By the way, I'm currently busy in a pretty intense flame war on the Black Isle boards, so I'll just let this unimportant discussion go.

Let's see, you're provoking people here as well as on other boards. There's a word for that...surrounded. Not that there's no romantism in a doomed effort. I admire that sort of quixotic conviction. I think you're starting to grow on me Pope (like a fungus perhaps, but I digress

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-06-2001).]

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:55 am

Originally posted by The_Pope:
Yeah... sure...

Well put

Your eloquently worded rebuttal of the immortal bard is truly classic.

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-07-2001).]

The_Pope · Post by **The_Pope** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:56 am

@Kayless: You should be a shrink.

The other discussion is totally irrelevant to this. It's just that there are some stupid people out there! I've never seen people being so stubborn as on the Black Isle board. But that's of no importance here...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 9:04 am

Alright Pope. Given that you're waging a war on two fronts (over at the Black Isle's board) I'm willing to lower my proverbial saber if you are. And mayhap this board can return to it's orignal purpose.

P.S. What makes you think I'm not a shrink

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-06-2001).]

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 9:14 am

Pope!!!! Beware!!!! While you're here fighting, the other League members are plotting behind your back!!!!

It would be wiser to come back to your topic.....
....(let's see if this is the right way to get him away from this topic....

)

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Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

Co-founder of the Shadow Mages